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90s Female R&B Groups II

The Second part of my Ode to 90s female R&B groups … the lesser known/remembered ones
… you might not care, but I’m having fun lol

SWV were queens of the remix they had hits! A complete album tho? Nope
… I did like that New Beginning CD but eh.
Coko had the voice, I have NO idea what the other two brought to the table … they didnt sing, couldn’t dance and were 5s at best in looks …they kicked ass though lol
I still cant believe they made a Cunnilingus anthem and it rocked on mainstream radio LOL

Jade was an awful SWV knockoff but better singers AND better looking … Shoulda got better writers

I dare you to name 4 Zhane songs … 2 is easy, 3 isnt too hard but that 4th!?

The Good Girls were everything back in the day, I wanted every one of ‘em … Between Love is like a itching in my heart and Your Sweetness … I was all in.
I remember when the lead singer started poppin up on my TV … she was on Seinfeld, Dark Angel Oh and House Party 3

TLC was dope when they first came out … and Crazy Sexy Cool was good for the MOST part but after that … I was good; guess they got too popular for me

It goes: Left Eye > Chili > T-Boz

Ex Girlfriend had that one song “Why cant you come home” … that video was nothing BUT that was the group that ol Girl Stacy Francis from X-Factor in it
… the one chick had the wack rap in it lol
Stacy did kill it at the end

… and somehow after what 10-15 years she looks BETTER now though

Assorted Phlavors did not blow up at all lol
… Prolly because of the dumb way of spelling lol

I will admit to bumpin MoKenSteff’s “He’s Mine” Remix the other day lol

Total coulda been … shoulda been that next group, they made nothing but hits, I dunno what Puff was up to
That second album was a beast
It Goes: Keshia > Pam > Kima
But I was in love with me some Pam and her arms and stomach

For MY Money overall Total was the best female R&B group … their albums were crazy and the videos were the truth! (I totally understand an SWV argument tho)

Speaking of which ….
I guess Tha Truth! Was supposed to be a Total Alternative LOL

So many groups … I want to put up everyone’s videos … might be too much though

Blaque were were fine! I wanted me some every single member, that 808 song still kinda bangs

I remember The Gyrlz were Al B Sure and and New Edition’s opening act and they came with the “If it’s games you’re playing” it was dope then they broke up and Terri and Monica went solo
Terri and Monica were one of the few Female Duos that came out … that made any noise, not the sexiest women but Terri wrote “Cant you See” for Total and Monica is Ronnie DeVoe’s cousin so …

Music use to be so good back in the days … a lot of the groups sounded the same and were clear copies but there were still talent and good voices
… none of that these days

I always thought that The singers kicked out of Destiny’s Child should’ve immediately formed a group .. Id much rather listen to LeToya, LaTavia, and Farrah … DAMN sure rather look at them over the regular DC

Remember Missy’s group Sista?
Mr. Dalvin brought them out and they had the extra long Ponytails … up on the Roof? LOL

I dunno if there’s enough for a part 3 LOL we shall see

January 17, 2012 | Categories: e - Music | 1 Comment »

I think I think: Sugar Grit punches

Another weekend in the books …

That 49ers game was a beast! … all of the others? Meh.
I really will not be able to stomach the Ravens in the Superbowl so Come on Brady!

Yep, Dateless for January … I called it; I’m lookin like a genius

So about this Podcast that I may or may not be doing
You’d get tired of just listening to me
Get guests?
Record and put them out or do them live?
Feh.

I’m random.

I desire sexy text messages

Coconut Ciroc + Simply Limeade

They are supposedly filming the 24 movie … and YES!
… anyway they can do a LOST movie now?

I would really like to go shopping, I need wardrobe renewal STAT

I have vanilla Tootsie Rolls and you don’t, so … eff off
(Butterfly uh un that’s old)

I love my vehicle … so much so traffic doesn’t really bother me.

I should be famous LOL … a lot of people are Twitter Famous LOL @ SNL

The Female R&B group post was fun to do … I appreciate the comments

I’m not good at doing promotion like I figure if you like to read you’ll read and comment or not but I guess if you don’t know there’s something here to read you would … but subscribe then I dunno lol

Yeah I eat turkey bacon … eff off!

Do Professional Bacon eaters frown upon those who cook bacon in the microwave?

It’s Winter and you can use all your Cocoa Butter and your fancy schmancy lotions but for me? NOTHING beats good ol Vaseline

Been playing NBA 2K12 again … it’s something that occupies a lot of free time, it works… and its inexpensive

Tweeted by me (@eclectik) … if you’re following me say what’s up; if you’re not following me well …

All work restrooms should pipe in loud 80s music because hearing someone’s “evacuation” is disgusting
Don’t nobody wanna hear that shit … Literally

I have a lotta shame but ZERO interest in chasing

People say “I never had any complaints” …damn it would be a sad day if after you were done someone started complaining lol

If Thomas Dolby would’ve left that Monkey alone maybe ol girl wouldn’t have put that science on him

There’s Carmel Apples, Candy Apples … Why not Chocolate Apples?

Tickling is fun for 3 seconds That 4th second it pisses you off and you want to fight lol

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People that eat Grits with sugar should be punched in kneecaps

She lost the backstage pass and the room key, then got caught by hotel security and I spent the whole night lonely; and it was ….

I want those Safety Orange, Black, and Gray Air Max 95s though

Hey Candybar makers … aint nothing “Fun” about that size!

For whatever reason I relax by organizing my iTunes Library lol … all album art, all Movie titles, No duplicates, etc … striving for perfection lol

I need Brooke Valentine back ASAP … she is so everything
And say what you want about “Girl fight” she can sing …

January 16, 2012 | Categories: I think I think | 1 Comment »

90s Female R&B Groups I

Women ran the 90s as har as R&B and Soul music … and more than anything else there was a TON of R&B Groups … I guess women could get a long in the 90s because new acts were popping out of everywhere … and since I love music (Pre 1999) and Since I love women (Period)
I figured why not spotlight the female groups of the 90s … more so those you prolly forgot about

Bare with me and my random thoughts and random memories … let’s get it!

Shades came out with “Tell Me” … First they were FINE But if that wasn’t the Gold Digger Anthem though LMAO

Truce was a 90s group … no one cared about; they had a album called “Nothin but the truce” lol

Y? N-Vee was more popular and got more props for being mentioned on Montell Jordan’s This is How we do it” more-so than any of their songs

Pure Soul “I want you back” was a banger, people remember the song but not them lol

Who thought MoKenSteff was a great idea? I did buy the CD tho lol

Nuttin Nyce … I bought they CD so?
… remember they made “Froggy Style? Only liked them for the “I just wanna rock you part” lol

Allure was another group that I thought would be the next thing (again cuz they were sexy … esp the dark skin chick witht eh short hair and the lips!) but … yeah well, they did nothing either lol

No one cared about the Braxtons then or now

Remember E.V.E … stood for Ebony Vibe Ever lasting, that lead singer coulda GOT IT

702 came out … get it together and Steelo were bangers, mayber Where my Girls at too … but nothing was better than “This Lil game we play” with Subway though
Irish and Orish Grinstead (RIP) were FINE!

After Aaliyah came out , remember Gyrl? They SO bit her style LOL

Blackgirl came outin 1994 with that song “Krazy” they werent the sexiest women ever but the song was kinda cool … defintely a 90s jam

That Original Destiny’s child lineup! Yeah … LaTavia and LeToya? \o/
People were still on Beyonce but not me, I even thought Kelly was something back then (nice stomach) … I could care less about any incarnation after that though

It Goes: LeToya > TaTavia > Beyonce > Farrah > Kelly > Meatloaf > Shower Shoes > Dryer Lint > Michelle

I remember wantin me some Kut Klose, that first album was a banger and they looked like they needed me in their lives lol

Remember Vybe? They were some Fine women! I copped that joint for the Cover and the pictures inside … wanted me some Vybe!

Never liked brownstone couldn’t get into them

EnVouge is the standard, they had 4 strong singers and they all were attractive (eh Maxine though) That Giving him something he can feel video … Lawd

It goes Dawn > Terry > Cindy > Maxine

Laugh at me, I bought the Sa-Duce CDLOL

Changing faces were weird to me … and not very pleasurable to my ears or eyes

For Real was a group that did NO NUMBERS but they prolly had some of the best voices!

PART II Next Week!

Thoughts?

January 13, 2012 | Categories: e - Music | 4 Comments »

I Think I Think: Applejack and Crack

“My eyes roll in my head, I toss and turn in my bed, on the computer when I blog for you …”

No more Bengals in the playoffs … it was a good run though so I’m un-upset
And my team didn’t only score 2 points
And my team didn’t get Tebow’d
And my team has 2 Top first round picks so …
Who Dey!

I’m thinking about doing a podcast … basically this site’s randomness but with the ability to answer questions and have a live chatroom
… but should I do it tho?

I love cleaning up MY apartment … never quite feels done though

… I also like folding clothes, why? No clue
Speaking of which, I no longer fold my shirts or sweaters, I roll them, less creasing

Peach Ciroc + Ocean’s Spray White Cran Peach Juice

All Coverage of Be Yawn Say baby and the Common/Drake Beef will be done in FULL detail on the WGAS Channel

TV Shows are coming back … which is good cuz no Football = Blah

I made my not so World Famous Chili … it tastes WAY better than yo goofy ass Chili

Very fortunate for my employment … been at the same place for 11 years. Look at me with a career and stability

Pretty sure Ima go dateless in January, I’m going to take the rest of this month to be okay with it

Wait. You’re reading this? Then I fux witcha

The Single man posts are fun to type, ironically women like them … men dont really read my blog

I’m working on something cool and hip hop related … watch

People talk big stuff about the iPhone … Till they get an iPhone

Pretty face > Large breasts and Large Ass … Give me a fine ass beanpole over a stacked muskrat

The Snow has started in the DMV … so … who cares I drive a SUV

According to Chris Rock my whole apartment is the Champagne Room

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Tweeted by me: (@eclectik)

Would any ladies like to go to a Wizards game? It’s a nice quiet spot where we can be alone

“Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watchdog barking – Do he bite?” –

So if Applejack could’ve jumped back would Crack had still killed him?

No. MY name is eclectik HIS name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

The only way to make that McD commercial redeemable is to have a guy bite into a Big Mac and say “Heeshe!” then turn & say Skeevy Delicious

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If you need a new computer and do NOT get a Mac of some sort … you’re no pal o mine

Not looking forward to any new Hip hop this year … we’ll see what comes out but I’m not anticipating anything good

“You can clap your hands and stomp yo feet but this Website you shole can’t beat”

What would be sexy is a woman in the kitchen cooking whilst Donald Duckin’ it

You listen to the shows I be cohostin? Cool

A lot of my old blog posts have typos … meh, I dont claim to be perfect I just am most of the time

I need new Sweats … like if someone would purchase me some sweats I’d be so happy; I need
Stone Gray, Dark Gray, Navy, and black … then \o/

I love the show “Chopped” on the FOOD Network but I’m convinced that the show is rigged and racist

Someone make me a Pecan pie on Graham Cracker crust … please!?

That new Project Runway All stars is AWFUL!
The Host is terrible, The “All Stars” are Wack sauce … and the judges are bland
… yeah I’m still watching tho

January 9, 2012 | Categories: I think I think | 4 Comments »

Single Man Soliloquies II

More Random thoughts concerning being single, being in a relationship, and a bunch of other more mess … cuz Im single and I be knowin

Being Single >> An Awful relationship

The older you get and the more of your friends relationships you witness, the less appealing marriage is

Marriage is 80% Business, 10% Love, and 10% Convenience

Like is WAY more important and powerful than love

Sexual chemistry is not always linked to a person’s “Type”

There’s often a stark difference between what people say they are looking for and what they are attracted to
… and definitely what they end up with

It’s easy to say that you don’t view the next the same as your ex but a lot of people do … and it doesn’t help matters

When you are insecure about something, once you point it out everyone will notice … most of the time they never would have

Sometimes it isn’t love at first sight … you should look again a few times, you might miss out on someone because you didn’t see an initial attraction

The who calls who first, who makes the first move, who asks who out first ‘dance’ has led to a lot of people never going out

Gender based entitlement is the worst, you are not owed anything just because you are a certain gender

Not all men cheat … but a ton do … and so do women. Going into a relationship distrustful off top helps no one though

Chivalry is dead … and women killed it; not all but yep.

Men and women can be friends without smanging … its not as fun but it can happen

Sometimes it’s not that they are too good to be true, but at the present place you are they might be too good for you
… step your game up instead of running or pushing them away

Friends with benefits works if there are only two friends involved with said benefits

Single people do not have a fear of commitment, but no interest in a shit relationship
A Totally quiet person is not really desirable but it’s way better than a rah rah all the time person

You don’t have to know everything you want in a mate, but you should definitely know what you do not … work on that first

Once you figure out what you really don’t want for you, you’ll realize your dealbreakers were pretty overblown

If the interest is not there it should be communicated … early
… if things change it should also be communicated

Don’t let facebook and twitter influence your interest

#unpopularopinion Men and Women can smang and be friends, and do so until one or both find someone else AND remain friends … its possible; I’ve seen it … I’ve done it.

Contrary to popular belief a woman’s money spends the same way that a mans does

If you masturbate and then still want to call them …. its real

Sometimes it is just sex and mature people can handle that … def. not for everyone though

It’s hard to accept but sometimes it IS you .. not that its nothing you can do about it, you just have to be honest enough to realize it and adjust

That comfort zone is almost harder to get out of than the friend zone

It doesnt always have to “go somewhere” … but you cant wait around for someone else to start it B-E Aggressive

“If you play hard to get well then you won’t get got”

January 6, 2012 | Categories: men v. women | 5 Comments »

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