I think I think: firm steak
By eclectik | July 14, 2010
Here’s the latest on twitter…
“Following” Celebrities is pointless…the more popular/famous they are the less they have to say
It’s less social because there’s no interaction unless you actually know them otherwise its self promotion
On the other hand I’ve found real live women that LOVE the NFL and THAT is perfect and sexy….none are in the DC metro lol but feh.
The other thing, there’s all these different types of Twitter applications that don’t do the same stuff
Every now and again twitter just shuts down…overloads or whatever
I just grasped “Retweeting”
I have no idea what a timeline is, what to do with it and how it benefits me.
Why are there limits on Direct Messages?
You could improve rap exponentially by getting all the rappers together and showing them School House Rock in IMAX
I invented 2 new mixed drinks the other day, they are carazee!
Think I’ma go with the Strawberry Laffy Taffy
My New “Firm” would be: Nas, AZ, The Game, Joe Budden, and Jean Grae
Soo….People are NOT feeling the old school I remember when posts anymore…I’ll keep my memories to myself lol
Chivalry is dead…and women killed it
Twitter is time consuming…and takes my randomness but I ALSO just got NCAA football 11 so it’s REALLY on now!
First person to “Dougie” other than Doug E Fresh was DJ E-Z rock at the end of the “It takes 2″ video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IBRbzf3Fws
They ruined Last Comic standing…what happened to the house and the challenges?! ugh.
I’ve come to notice attractive women don’t hate on attractive women…women with nice shapes never diss women with nice shapes
…just sayin.
Why did Superman need a Secret Identity…no one could hurt him and he didn’t have any family…F it
…not like Glasses was such a damn disguise anyway
What is NOT cute are fake swear words “Bish” “Va Jay Jay” etc. look and sound dumb…grow up.
But if you try I’ma make you wait to learn the reason I’m the 808 but just call me…
Just some thoughts, shorter…easier to type, quicker to post…don’t matter, I’ve seemed to have lost all my readers
Shout outs to 12Kyle and Buckyhead
Wonder woman has a new outfit…feh
New Top 10 coming
I now make a MEAN steak…before they were edible but kinda wack..but now? YEP!
…im bout to get my boneless-skinless Chicken breast game up
I’m now addicted to the Food Network shows…Cupcake Wars, Guy’s Big Bite, and the Next Food Network Star…specifically Brianna!
…AND she can cook! iNeedher.com
Still addicted to my ipad.
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I remember: Square Pegs
By eclectik | July 1, 2010
I remember when…
Smurfs was the show; they were “3 apples high”
McDonalds’ had commercials with Grimace and Fry Guys
Girls wore LeTigre, Leggings and Moon Boots
Fellas 2 finger rings, Shell toes and Troop Suits
MCM Leathers, ear rings with the feather
The Get Along gang and Care Bears stuck together
Love-a-lot Bear,
Tenderheart Bear,
…if you were down you got the ‘Care Bear Stare’
Dax Grease, Brush, fresh part for the hair
Arguing who’s the best Hulk Hogan – Ric Flair
Use to watch Charles in Charge and Punky Brewster
Margaux was that girl, Cherie was a loser
Had School Boxes Safe-T Scissors and Glue
All moms wanted to do was watch Donahue
Carrie Bradshaw was first on Square Pegs
Solid Gold Dancers had the best legs
Loved Fraggle Rock, Moms use to hate it
Our American Idol? – Kids Incorporated
Kate & Allie was the show, Press your Luck was the game
Big Bucks! No Whammy! Then my man came
Saved by the Bell, Lisa Turtle was the truth
Perfect Strangers with Larry and Balki Bartokomous
Teen Summit, use to get Saturday poppin
Everyone remembers Ananda, no one Belma Johnson
Changed into play clothes after the school bell
Girls slapped hands sayin’ “fruit-cock-tail”
They were being nasty
Rockin ring pops was classy
All we had was Vaseline to keep from being ashy
If you didn’t eat what she cooked, you weren’t havin dinner
Well I aint eatin Liver
No Dinner
I remember.
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Wack Star Power Awards 2010
By eclectik | June 27, 2010
Just my thoughts!
Rosci can so get it still
Terrance is Creamed Corn personified
And if Terrance is Creamed corn, Nick Cannon is a Whole damn stalk
This Alesha Renee might can have it but her voice sounds like a prostate exam.
Rosci and Terrance has the interview skills of mute Armadillos
Is Trey Songz important?
Will they have to put Vaseline on the camera lens for the Drake performance?
Why is this B.O.B guy dressed like Col. Taylors son from A Different World?
Nick Cannon is as entertaining and funny as Prostate Cancer
Im convinced BET is the strongest form of Birth Control out…hands down period.
Ever since Notorious…Ima fan or Naturi …yep!
So….Trey Songs mother is what? 30?? LOL she can get it
I’m old…I dont know what a Terry Kennedy is and dont want to…I need to delete this channel from Fios
Ever since Kanye Dropped out his good song making skills went with him
Why is Dana Owens the host?
That was a terrible opening…she woulda been better off doing Latifah had it up to here.
Jada Pinkett has EXCELLENT skin but something about her irks me ta deffff
BET will make you feel old in a good way…cuz you’re not upset you dont recognize half the names
The BET Awards are brought to us by the 4 K Marts that’s left in the world
Usher just seems false…allfalseeverything…Like The Hills is more authenic.
WAIT… Female Hip Hop Artists? There’s only one female rapper out who are these other chicks?
…and who shot Nicki’s Breasts with the shrinking ray gun?
If T.I. is good then everything I believe in is bad…this guy blows
Nia is incredible…her skin is flawless…They did the Love Jones joint and ALL fo the BET world is clueless…shame.
D. Woods sister has those THIGHS
T.I Speaks like a half done game of hangman
They gave out 3 awards in 1 hour…but had 14,000 performances
Why did Keshia Cole come out lookin like a Black Hologram?
…shout outs to Synergy
Eminem the blackest person on the show up till this point.
Monica is Channeling her inner Patti…but not the voice…lookin like she wont let Dorothy into Emerald City
Deniece Williams came out…and I wanna here Lets here it for the boy! That was my jam!
These Dirty Money chicks got the sex appeal of Colon Cancer
…looks like Adonal Foyle and Tyrone Hill dancin with Diddy
Diddy is going to get someone fired for the puff the magic dragon smoke through the whole performance too
Seriously? I just cant get over the guy beating the bat piss out a woman…sorries.
I have to see Salt…looks dope!
I thought Ed O’Bannon was rapping with Drake, until they told me it was Jeezy…mybad.com
I cannot stand watching Yolanda Adams sing gospel, because she can get it and I feel bad for thinkin it
Why Deborah Lee Look like she just left Prom
I could go my entire life NEVER seeing or hearing John Legend again ever
…wanna see him have a Soft-off with Drake
Entourage is about to come on and they have THIS mess on BET
…and for the record I’m ONLY watching for Prince and to do this blog.
matter of fact, Im done now…so I can concentrate on Prince and Entourage.
Back to Twitter
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I think I think: ova40
By eclectik | June 15, 2010
So this is what happened…I signed up for Twitter and some people found and decided to follow me
(http://twitter.com/eclectik )and so I’ve been typing on there…so it’s stealing time and randomness away from the
blog.
…gotta find new topics to blog about.
My ipad is extra fancy and fun…next up…iphone 4; cuz…why not?
I’m still single…no girlfriend…takers?
Guess what CD I will never hear? Drakes.
Erin, what’s uppers?
The one cool thing about Twitter? There are a lot of females that like sports more importantly football…wow.
Love.
I do not chew gum…wasted jaw movement
The Over 40 and could still SO get it crew
1. Robin Givens
2. Halle Berry
3. Janet Jackson
4. Rosie Perez
5. Stacey Dash
8. Salli Richardson
7. Dawn Robinson
8. Paula Abdul
9. Naomi Campbell
10. Renée Jones
Lemme borrow a couple of pieces of laffy taffy
They had the Hip Hop Honors on VH1…sigh.
Listen all I know is the hottest rapper on the net is Fiddy Tyson …you need to youtube 50 Tyson
THE LINK
I aint gon lie!
It’s hot outside.
The NBA finals are only good when Kobe is losing….hi, I’m a hater.
I wouldn’t even be looking for Nemo…I don’t care where he went…fn Nemo
I’m an information whore…I just wanna know stuff…I keep secrets…just wanna know
One more time I’ll say this. If Lil Kim and Foxy Brown would like a BIG pay day and be relevant…
New Album: Thelma and Louise
Jay Z co write for Kim, Nas Co write for Fox …that’s $$$$ the videos would be sick.
Went to Lucky Strike and did not bowl…got my billiards on…I kinda still got it; had fun
Trey songs is re-making “Lets Chill” I can’t listen to new music anymore…ugh
Usta have more readers…guess that happens when you disappear for a year
Now Ima hafta start a Twitter Fantasy Football league
Fantasia.
1. Her name is “Fantasia”
2. She had a child, won American Idol; released CDs did not graduate from High School
3. She got a fake honorary G.E.D
What is going on in life?
Anybody got the Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson “What’s up with you CasSingle?
So here are my shows to watch this summer
Top Chef FOX
Persons Unknown NBC
Last Comic Standing NBC
Top Chef BRAVO
Royal Pains USA
White Collar USA
Angry Birds…most addictive game on my ipad…it is the fun
I still haven’t seen SATC2…need a female movie buddy
Do women like to give massages anymore? I miss lady massages…then the sex
Ciara’s Legs btw.
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I think I think: tweeter cats
By eclectik | June 3, 2010
Someone told me that Twitter is the perfect place for my randomness and random thoughts so I figured…why the hell not, so I made a profile…now what?
If I make these posts shorter I could do more…I’m posting this one from my ipad to see how it goes
Knuckles get ashy but the fingers themselves don’t.
We had the holiday and that meant BBQ and for me that meant BBQ Hot dogs
“I was dreamin when I wrote this; forgive me if it goes too fast”
They are doing a new Thundercats cartoon…I’m down
Naked makes the best Orange Juice
Why did I Yawn 30 minutes after drinking 5 Hour energy?
The Beats by Dre Headphones are worth the price tag…just gotta be careful with them
…I got the white joints
Say what you want but Ima cop me some BP stock
Of course I’m getting the new iphone, stop it.
Prada sneakers do NOT look good with shorts….or maybe it’s because I wear a Size 13 lol
Streaming Netflix buffers more than YouTube
I want a girlfriend now…who’s single?
“Give a fuck” “Gives a shit”
One. What does that mean?
Two. Who WOULD give one?
You know who usta make good songs? Bo$$
Toccarra would be SO Ordinary with a B cups
How do we have NEW Crackheads? Like people saw what crack does and thought: “Yeah, lemme try that”
There is NO love for unattractive women, and it’s a shame.
I cannot type but somehow I know where all the keys on the keyboard are.
What’s the new number to make per year to be “doing well” is it $50,000 a year?
The greatest sitcom COULDVE been the Tracey Morgan show had they not cancelled it
I want to play some spades so bad
Anyone want to tell my WHY are individual pieces of Popeye’s chicken is so damn expensive?
Friends, Is a term some people use loosely
I’m real choosy on what I choose to let crews see
You telling me, I try ta act broke
Jealousy, the number one killer among black folk
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I think I think: Chips and Radishes
By eclectik | May 16, 2010
I, know y’all niggaz ain’t fuckin wit me cuz I can’t fuck wit my damn self
HERE I GO!!!
I, know y’all niggaz ain’t fuckin wit me cuz I can’t fuck wit my damn self
HERE I GO!!!
The Blog’s Right Chea!
Wait what?
Been a minute
Where I’ve been? Playin with my ipad son! It’s the shizznittle bam snip snap snip!
Lookit
Rap sucks, and if you listen to today’s music and like you, you’re a lame stanky pants.
Mother’s day has passed…Father’s day is on its way…When is Sons day?
I want to have a card party…and game party…who comin? Spade and Bid Whist!
You know who went through the fire? Yvette Stevens.
V8 fusion son don!
I’ma start dating Vegans cuz they be off the meat rack
I need new Sneakers stat…k, don’t need; but ima get!
Usta get paid every week…those were the days
Call me crazy but I wanna see the Diddy movie…doesn’t look bad; And its rated R
Of COURSE I’ve seen Iron Man 2…c’mon son! AND I stayed past the credits
Did I mention that Ciara is my everything?
HER THIGHS
How come is it that no one has ever commented on the BLATANT child abuse at the end of La Di Da Di?
…Sally got her ass done in!
If you got a crew you better tell’em e kick rhymes from the cerebellum
Why do they call’em balls? They are more like…I dunno pistachios
Is it possible not to get hype to a Greg Nice verse?
Ladies…what’s with the false eye lashes? Who is THAT for? How is it helping your life in any fashion?
They got the Double Down in Grilled style too…but why?
Men need new magazines; all I got is GQ and complex…only young lames read the source and XXL
Horseradish….who the hell eats horseradish?
…some damn horseradish
…radish.
*fart*
You know even IF my ass was a buster I wish 2-1-3 would!
I saw a EXTRA SEXY woman but she had THE HARIYEST forearms, looked like she was rockin twin captain caveman’s from the elbows down
I stay gettin my spaced on the ipad on son-dun
Realized something the other week…emotionally I havent matured one bit in 10 years LOL
…same things I did then I’m doing now, same stupidness that made me crack up then still do…I still have some of the same T shirts lol
I made a steak yesterday that tasted like beefy sex!
Heard that I snore…so?
I’m charming.
Has Facebook turned into Myspace yet?
…Myspace turned into Black Planet right?
So what’s so “Chip” about Chocolate Chips?
Do they look like Potato Chips? NOPE
Do they look like Poker Chips? NOPE
Do they look like Microchips? NOPE
…f’n chips.
…and what kinda chips are there when the Chips are down?
…and down where?
…dont be sad, pick them up!
Like Dres did when the #9 Engine was comin
…only if it came off the track though
wait. what??
Do..Da Dippidy.
How come women arent attracted to men with big butts?
Captain Morgan has new rum…guess who gettin them sum!? ME That’s who!
I don’t get pets…why bother?
…ole none talkin ass gotta cleanup behind them ass…sheddin ass…break yo shit ass…
Will Football hurry it’s ass up?
Hey maybe I should do one of those blog posts where you ask me questions and I answer them in the next post; I did that before.
How do you people still watch Baskebtall? The NBA Blows armadillo scrotum
“I’m going to kill your little Mexican friend
I’m Cuban, B!
Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!”
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I think I think: Linda Carter
By eclectik | April 26, 2010
Salutations! (whoever is out there)
…what’s it smelling like?
I know not as frequent as it use to be…but better than nothing right?
Call me crazy, but I think I live in the greatest country ever…not in a hurry to go worldwide traveling
MY love life is Bigfoot.
No one to go on a SATC 2 Date with 
I dunno what shoes Ima get now
What fat ass is needing this?
Why not call the same night after you get the number?
Simply lemonade is THE drank!
I feel like bustin loose…bustin loose.
Now I actually feel missed
Need some inspiration if I’m going to ever do another dime lines…
I’m tired, you tired? Let’s take a nap…come on…go.
Why is it a one night stand…who’s standing?
Here’s the deepest question ever…
Ass looks great IN the jeans and terrible naked OR Looks great naked and terrible in jeans?
hmmmm…..
Guess who don’t care? …me. That’s who
I remember when Linda Carter was the dopest white woman on the planet
Ladies, if you ever dress up as Wonder woman for your man you win
That precious chick was on SNL…didn’t do that bad, seems kinda funny.
Nobody makes wings like mines
“I was never into girls, I was just into my music; they acted like I wanted to keep it instead of trying to use it”
I guess the better question is who gives a damn how much wood the woodchuck is chuckin?
The Bengals had a pretty good draft…I’m content.
How many Michaels are they going to have on General Hospital?
LOL@ Batshit crazy Patty on Young and the Restless…I like Sheila’s sister too
You know who ALWAYS sticks up for fat people? …fat people.
…you know who makes the most fun out of fat people? … fat people.
No it could NOT be my face you saw on your computer screeeeeen
Ever Q-Tip your ear during a poo?
I dunno…I was never a Guru fan…I love Primo’s production though
AND the V8 is the low sodium joint…so kiss it
Ciara’s legs are like Disneyworld
I want a new bracelet…was thinking about getting the Green bead Russell Simmons joint…meh dunno
Seriously? Chopsticks…STILL? Like you’ve NEVER seen a fork?
I look good today…and smellin good…come givit
What I’m really trying to say is I’d rather watch dust accumulate on my coffee table over the NBA
Okay Oreos…what’s in there? Creme or Stuff?
Jazzy Jeff, G.O.A.T DJ
When a woman you like greets you with “Hello Friend” …just turn around and go on home
I don’t care if you’re contagious or not, stay away from me while I get stupid and outrageous
…shout outs to Jem and the Holograms.
Areolas.
I mean if anyone (female) wants to email me….
You know who should pop lock battle? Macy Gray and Lumidee
wha?
Did I mention Ciara’s legs?
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I think I think: Cummerbund
By eclectik | April 15, 2010
“Let us begin, what, where, why, or when
will all be explained like instructions to a game
See I’m not insane, in fact, I’m kind of rational”
Kyle, Shell, Udee, Msdailey…guess it’s just us 5 now.
I’m drinking V8 now…it’s not too bad; it’s better than eating nasty ass veggies everyday
Basketball blows…who can actually watch a WHOLE game start to end?
…and who are all these 16 year olds running up and down the court?
I couldn’t fathom raising a child these days, to all the parents…sorry society sux
I mean I lasted almost a year…impressive I say
Payday is coming, guess what Ima get? Some Wendy’s
There’s like 5 movies I want to see, no movie date though…ugh
…I’m bout to go on BlackBloggermeet.com; get me a girlfriend
…gotta be sure NOT to mistake a ‘a’ for that last ‘e’
You have no choice but to take it higher after you rock down to Electric Avenue
Seriously.
Serena.
wow.
I have flat front pants and pleated pants…I hate the pleated ones now…but I have to keep them because they cost $350 a pair…ugh
When you’re having fun as a kid, what does “weeee” mean? …what if it’s just you? Then shouldn’t it me “Meeee”?
Why are celebs lives and activities SO damn important to people that don’t know them?
…use to be stupid celeb blogs would have all this personal mess on celebs NOW it’s everywhere…ugh
I miss being ignorant to other peoples business
Anthony gets let go on Runway AGAIN? ick, I might not even watch the finale now…Lifetime is ruining the show as well
Are people still going to jail? That’s not played out yet?
Sure women can be too thick for me…seems some women don’t understand what thick is though
HEY what they do with my 80 degree weather?
I need a girlfriend so I can have weekend wii resort battles!
Gotta get back into Chess
Why have flashy packages for dog food?
…are you trying to entice dogs to buy it?
…and why ‘funny’ names like “Pup-eroni”? Who cares?
Dana Dane might be the best storyteller in Hip Hop
Need new sneakers…next month I’ll splurge.
NFL …where the hell are you? Come back
Return of the Ahnk is LIKE that…Get Munny!!!!
I NEVER get to play spades anymore…I miss college
…shout outs to Joker, Joker, Duce, Duce
It’s more important to wash your hands BEFORE you use the restroom than after…you’ve been touchin and messing with stuff before you go in there and then you’re touching yourself.
Who’s afraid of gay people? Homophobic is not the right term
I’m just saying if the stomach stretch marks are like that, she’ll have to wear a cummerbund
I would like some waffles very much right now
Yes, this is really my actual stream of thought right now
A man with fresh flowers in his house…I dunno
Ugly Betty is done…awww man; she’s not so ugly either
I’d like a bag of Mesquite Smoked bacon Mike Sells please
Guess who’s smellin gooood???? me.
How are there NEW crackheads? Like no one has seen crackheads before, or what crack does to people…there’s people like “Yeah, I’ll try it” …wha?
“I don’t play around nor do I fuck around
and you can tell by the bodies that are left around
when some clown jumps up to get beat down
broken down to his very last compound
see how it sounds? a little unrational
a lot of mc’s like to use the word DRAMATICAL!
Fresh for ‘2010, you suckas…”
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I think I think: eweknowtisd
By eclectik | April 5, 2010
“Royal flush same suit broke the gambler, nasty amateur damaged ya, snap masta without the camera”
Random thoughts……
Wait someone noticed?
Till I get tired of it I guess…
You know what’s annoying? “What’s up” There’s no answer besides “What’s up”
…some people say ‘not much’ but in all there’s no answer
Got some new stuff from Origins, it’s not so bad
I’m tired of being single…but marriage is so not appealing so I’m good.
Real low key…just typing no announcement…no emails, just doin.
Why get the wi fi iPad? You gotta go 3G dunnie
I have a confession…I’m a Polo Addict.
…97% of my closet is Ralph Lauren
Men that won’t date a woman taller than them are weird
…worse are men who wont date a woman that makes more $ than them
Why is it when you go shopping…pocket full of money…every intent on tearing the mall up
There’s NOTHING there that you want…or nothing your size?
…speaking of which, I found out Saturday that True Religion Jeans are no bueno for Black thighs
You know how smoking is a turn off? I think anyone knowing all the words to a Lil Wayne or T.I. song is just as oft putting
1. New Amerykah return of the Ahnk is LIKE THAT
2. Yes I’ve seen the video and YEP!
If you’re wondering where Kriss Kross is, they missed the bus.
Hey there’s a ton of movies coming out in 3D! Hey I don’t give a shit…make mine 2D thanx.
Oranges are good because of the skin, least it’s not just out naked like all the other fruits
I work for a living.
Words with Friends app on the iphone is the fun
So Maya leaves on Project Runway …I wanted to have sex with her…still have sexy ass Monique though
Fringe is back…they are kinda losing me though
Broken Language is one of my favorite rap songs of all time
Haven’t had cheetos in a while
Why don’t lesbians have lisps?
C……O-O-L …what’s that spell?
You should buy The Wu Massacre…not the greatest name but a dope CD
Basically I needed a place to type all the random thoughts…they were piling up
Last season of Lost AND Final season of 24…this is some bull.
Do people make big deals out of graduating from High School anymore?
…wait. Do people graduate from High School anymore?
Say what you will but Nicole Scherzinger is AMAZING…hair, face, shape…
The problem is when you can’t wear black shoes with shorts…just don’t look right; sometimes but most times it doesn’t.
The way too expensive shoes I thought I wanted were not hot at all
Time to start playing the market again
This is what happens, I got set my mothers DVD and Tivo box up show her everything…2 months later “it doesn’t work”
I miss Honey magazine
Pluto is not a planet anymore…that’s that bull…
“The Nautica wearer, the Karl Kani man, the missed to get jaked, the fly man, notorious ready to die man”
“Royal flush same suit broke the gambler, nasty amateur damaged ya, snap masta without the camera”
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I think I think: The Kotter
By eclectik | April 1, 2010
April Fools? maybe…dunno yet.
I’m hungry…White Chocolate and Macadamian nut cookies right now would be right
When I was young I killed Super Mario Brothers…this Super Mario Wii is a monster though, why it take me a day to get out of the first castle?
It was all about Zoe, didnt nobody know nothin about her and now look…see? I’ll make you famous ladies
Nah, not much new…lookin good, feeling good.
The Coconut Ciroc is LIKE THAT!
Weekend before last…Margaritas and Monopoly…good time.
If a woman says she just wants to be your friend, she doesn’t find you attractive
Why do people wear Sunglasses when it’s raining out?
…Or in the club
…Or in doors
…Or anyplace that there’s NO sun?
You know who’s the #1 Super guy?
I’m about to cop some shoes that I have no business paying for
I might be the only guy who’s favorite color is orange
March Madness over…no happiness till The NFL Draft
Gossip Blogs are stupid…BUT I look at them daily because of the pictures of the women
…but I dont give a damn who’s dating who, who got drunk, what dumb shit Beyonce just did/said or who’s beefing with who.
Women are so annoying, yet so damn sexy
Hey Papa Johns…How do you Fukup Pizza?
I need to find me a go to the movies partner…there’s things I want to see
buying a house is a sucker bet…you never really own it, I’ll stick with Rent.
…I’d lease a fly condo though
Ethiopian women possess the greatest hips on the planet…just hips though cuz sometimes the backslide looks like 1/2 a mentos
I havent playes chess in a while
Selita Ebanks is YES
Do people still have phones that are NOT iPhones?
…why?
Cotton candy has to be the dumbest edible anything
Pullups are HARD to do…I’d just rather not…oh yeah? I cant do them anyway
What brand of jeans do black men wear these days? I need a new brand; I was doing Sean John.
WHY didnt the Bengals just sign T.O. when he was there?
Chick Fil A is about to open a block down the street…it’s about to go down
Women with six packs are so sexy…some men don’t like it…I say to them shut up.
Okay so this male “enhancement” ad keeps saying it makes you “Thicker and Wider” ..what the hell is “WIDER”?
does it mean you’ll look like a serving spoon at the tip?
Naked juice is the best.
People are stupid.
Minute to win it on NBC is that show
Yeah the board is gone…people dropped off and it wasnt being respected.
…and it will never ever be back.
My back itches
Ima find me a speed dating spot in DC
Raheem DeVaughn is probably the only male singer I’ll listen to these days
Do people still smoke weed? Has it gone out of style yet?
…I see that women like that Hookah…unattractive to me.
So I’m going to just post and act like nothing happened?
yep.
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