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By eclectik | July 2, 2008
….AKA Big Bloggy Kane…. AKA Bloggy Soprano…. AKA Ol Dirty Blogger….AKA The Fresh Blog of Wordpress….AKA….
Hi!
I ALMOST didn’t post today….
Thoughts on the Rotation? C’mon…points for originality!?!?
What has yellow skin and writes?
What people are always in a hurry?
So this means…
Mannnn I dunno, I haven’t had tacos in about 2 months.
Design Star is really good this year
LOL @ The guy that just got kicked off…he was good for drama, that asshole chick put in work with her room though….NO the gay guy talkin bout “I want my mommy”
Maybe it’s just me…and I like Will Smith and all, but 98% of his movies it’s Will Smith…not like a different character…he’s the same guy in every movie.
The Men in black guy is the Independence Day guy, the Bad Boys guy is the Hitch Guy, etc etc…It’s just the same guy in different situations
Just my thoughts.
I honestly don’t see e-r, or e-d making it to 2009
Ballz
I don’t eat no
Cuz they’re high in cholesterol
A yo, Phife do you eat em? No, Tip do you eat em?
Uh huh, not at all
There are not too many things better than going shopping.
Eva was lookin right on Y&R!
Why is Gloria Marrying this guy again?
Lauren is so useless
Ah Ha at Nikki, that’s what she gets
Victor is getting soft and boring with Sabrina
Devon is even more of a corn ball than Lily is
What is Chloe’s point?
Restless Amber? Feh. Fine.
Can I have a woman that’s into interior design and likes to go to Create and Barrel and Z Gallerie on the weekends just for sport?
…come give it.
I like sayin DANG…I like typin it more
Okay there’s spots filling in the eFL make sure you click on the linkage!
My phone is WAY better than yours!
Vitamin E from the Body Shop…of course it’s the truth…look at the letter!
SHANI MARKS!
I’m just sayin…BEAUTIFUL…see that smile?
I hated when they changed the Adidas logo
My blog is blocked in some workplaces…wonder why?
It aint nuthin like Hip Hop Music
Only way I’m seeing Hancock in the theater is if somebody sexy wants me to go wife
You guys HAVE to watch Weeds…HE-LARRY-US!
You know who wanted a Big Mac a Large Fry and a Coke?
Vanessa Williams and Will Smith
I’m rooting for Mattie Larson I want her to get the Gold…she’s fun to watch
It’s just something about her…maybe it’s the prestige…but I bet …she could
Okay, I quit…I live around the corner from the Pentagon and minutes from the White house…We WILL run into each other
And Awwwww yeah …Secret Security will twist my neck smoovedafuk off
I think women in Denim Overall are sexy…not sure why but I do.
Hey remember eminem…he use to rap and stuff…very popular guy…where he go?
Poppa was NOT a rolling stone…they looked like this!
Oral treats are the truff!
You know how much I love women…and you know my type (Skin, Arms, and Legs)
And THIS is why Ciara’s shape is near perfection for me
DAMNIT!
Alls I’m saying is you can have you big round asses and your D cups…I’d trade it all for a pretty face, legs and arms like that
Your booty stank
Why don’t they offer Honey with Nuggets anymore? Only SOME BBQ sauces are tasty
Coldstone: Bananer ice cream, Caramel, Almonds, and maybe some pie crumbs…now get it.
Ever want to give your boss the Gas face?
Listen…The Claudia Show asks why men go to Brazil for sex…and I know that some men go for those one types of women
…let me find Claudia Das Neves and I’m GOOT!
OH new Shows to listen to at the VERY bottom of the rotation!!!! Now listen! …It’s about Cougars, Jamie show there too….Reading is fundamental!
I spit hot fire son
Listen…Frozen Resse cups is the Truuufffff!
4th of July!!!!! SO…I’ma get me some movies and some drank and be on the couch homie….me no care.
LOVE my readers! LOVNLIFE!!!!!
…hey is Run.girl bizzack!?!?!
Damnit Torrie Edwards…the shape…Deelish!
I cannot wait…Women’s Track and Field is outstanding
And Gymnastics cuz…
wow
Ladies…if you know any that look like summa the above…or if you do…email me A-sap
Remember that Top 5 everyone wanted me to post (Hip Hop)? It’s comin
AKA Bloggy Murphy…AKA Batman and Bloggin…AKA B.B. King (Blog Blogger)…AKA Blog Biv DeVoe….
A woman is a creature that has always been strange
Just when you’re sure of one you find
She’s gone and made a change
Is you is, or is you ain’t my baby
Maybe baby’s found somebody new
Or is my baby still my baby true
Topics: The Randomness | 13 Comments »
I Think I Think: Buffalo Stance
By eclectik | June 30, 2008
AKA King of Blog…AKA your favorite blogger’s favorite blogger…AKA Boss Blog…AKA Sir Blog-A-Lot (Baby got Blog)…AKA….
Women are funny with the “passion parties” and the penis shaped straws and chocolate candies…it’s all fun and good
See them at bachelorette parties and out and about in the bars…lickin and suckin on them…ha ha f’n ha Alls I’m sayin is
If men had Caramel Coochies and paraded them around kissin and tongue flickin em we’d look REAL extra pervy lol
Remember Dada? I had a hat
Mowf report…I’ve yawned, I can eat (Carefully)
A lotta rinsing…Dr. said I’m going to be in pain for 4 more weeks and then I should be fine.
…so WHO’S takin me out to Din din????
**************
You’ll have to indulge me for a second…
This weekend!?
LOVE! The Olympic Trials were on all weekend…and if you read my blog (which like 5 of you do)
You know it’s like Porn for me…
I mean…
Shani Marks!
Sheena Tosta
Look at her Skin and her stomach
Sanya!
Heptathlete
Hyleas Fountain
Lawd!
UNBELIEVABLE…eyes glued to the screen
…now I need a girlfriend.
The only women like that are on the left coast though…damnit.
**************
Okay…back to our randomness
“What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?”
“How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?”
I dunno, maybe you can judge a book by it’s cover; 7 times out of 10 you’d prolly be right lol
I want to have SO much sex with Tiffany from the crest pro health commercial
Tea light candles are the illest, and if you aint got none then you suck…so there
If I were a rapper I’d be Medium Daddy Kane
They say never say never…but Anal? Nah…Never
Have you listened to the Claudia Show? Why Men go to Brazil for sex?!
DAMN!
A woman with nice legs makes me weak…
…I lose all control and something takes over me.
In a daze and it’s so amazing, it’s not a phase.
Wait…When did Ruby Tuesday STOP offering chicken Tenders as a platter?
Guess who’s lookin seck-c today? ME!
Put…Put-Put-Put
…put-put-put On eclectik and you will be rewarded, my blog is ever boomin and you know I just farted!
Weeds is the best!
You have to admit…it’s a different type of Rotation.
Wanted was a REALLY good and entertaining movie
Angelina is so damn sexy
Surprisingly funny movie too, I highly endorse it
Could be better than Hulk
…oh if you ladies are going to see Common…think of it if you were going to see SATC for Jennifer Hudson
I’m an expert in sex
…well expert in wanting some at least 
Speaking of Jennifer Hudson (Whom I refer to as St. Lou-puhleeze), as much as I cannot stand her (everything about her) I DO like the Spotlight song…its kina jammin
No stankypants can win my love
It’s sweetness that I’m thinking of.
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I’ll give you love baby not romance
I’ll make a move nothing left to chance
So don’t you get fresh with me
My hands are moist and supple…look at them go on the keyboard…go hands..get typin…
eatin’ is too cheatin’…the man from a orgasm!
YO! Anyone watch Wipeout!?
…I thought it was going to be corny and wack; it was HE-LARRY US!
eclectik recommended.
Okay people…it’s Happy time!
The eFL THE Fantasy Football League
12 Teams…11 spots open Click to sign up
League ID#: 89163
Password: The second 1/2 of my name.
So….what are you wearing?
Some people have to eat less…I need to eat more; ugh but I dont really be hungry
Mannnnnnnnnn I need/want a massage SO bad
I don’t read books…not my thing; I’m a movie guy
Bisquick! Shake and Pour son!
Had all 3 of the new Moutain Dews…not bad at all
It’s getting old.
Kiani Profit … Man I’d!
NEW Mp3 request!!!! Hey Love and Mythological Rapper by King Sun D Moet!
Please! My readers have not let me down yet!
Anyone watching Million dollar password cept me?
I wanted some sex Sunday bad…guess what I got instead? A smoothie
…I mean it’s close but…nah.
Plans are made to be broken, smokin…I’m not jokin
Try to diss me and I’ll give you a token
Cuz I’m the kinda blogger that can’t be stopped, and no matter what I’m gonna…
…but my mind say…
C’mon!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
AKA Color me Blog…AKA Bloggy Brown…AKA Blogy Blogi Bloge! (Just e and you…Ooooh Baby; don’t worry bout a damn thang)…AKA
Topics: I think I think | 11 Comments »
Blogzx3
By eclectik | June 29, 2008
Bloggers I read you…I read all y’all
For real
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs I Read online
Hit up eclectik, leave a comment and expect that
I’ll hit you back when I update mine
I Got this clutch magazine, had a interview
Had haters like “Why did they interview you?”
They asked me bout my Blog asked bout Zoe
People read the whole thing and they still don’t know e
Blog My future rocks, read and see through her eyes
She Down in Morgan State breakin the hearts of guys
I
Saw the page had to comment a bit if she hit Northern VA that would be it
Got Ms Love Jones, poetry in motion
She’s all kinds of stuff and her posts are potent
Like Life happens one step at a time I read her stuff then she come reads mine
Skoolboi in Atlanta got the Dope Playground
Had me rollin at the post named “Sit your ass down”
Bangin playlist not hot as this one
Big cool page havin, page is the shit son
Now that’s Clutch Mag, Future Rocks, Love Jones and Skool
That’s interview, Black College, Poetry and Cool
A place to read, sexy women and the Homie
They all in the blogroll can’t call e a phony
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs I Read online
Hit up eclectik, leave a comment and expect that
I’ll hit you back when I update mine
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs In e’s Blogroll
Rock to the rotation, read the randomness
Plus all the old posts you’ve missed lets go!
I got Ticia, Trying to live life right
Good for inspiration, u should check out her site
The Tenacous One, Chocolate and Crazy
Always entertaing whether she sick, tired or lazy
Mommy Long Legs says e’s her crush
Lemme find out! That woman’s too much
My Muze is in Detroit damn she’s so Fly
Widwest’s flyest click and you’ll understand why
Turquoise sha silliest as they come
Video blog is ill gotta see this one
Is it just me or is Blu Jewel the illest
Deep Blog, sexy skin Jamacian and British
Eb The Celeb is in her own world
Always on the go partyin, she’s a wild girl
Renaissance Black Woman plus Stylish
Bugged out when the Giants won but she likes Dallas
Now that’s Ticia, Tenacious, Mommy Long Legs
Muze, Turquoise, Blu, Eb the Celeb
Inspiration, Chocolate and Crush
Midwest Video Jewel that Parties too much
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs I Read online
Hit up eclectik, leave a comment and expect that
I’ll hit you back when I update mine
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs In e’s Blogroll
Rock to the rotation, read the randomness
Plus all the old posts you’ve missed lets go
Don Minus the Bars is the coolest dude ever
Writes some deep ish yo the boy is clever
Pumps the rotation faithfully
Brings readers to my site, so he’s alright with me
Scoop the Brown Spoon peep Roddykat
Not always updated but the Blog is phat
A techie and reads comic books like me
Knows his Hip Hop so he’s V.I.P
If you Hit the K Spot, while you’re over there
You can talk Life, Sports and Natural Hair
How to Hook’em Horns and what’s new on the scene
And how she loves that Vanilla Blue Bell Ice cream
Gee Double is trouble she’ll seduce you with words
Lip Gloss poppin could turn Virgins to Pervs
THE Karrie B What more could I say?
Just wait for the day e hits BK
Miss Puddin is a rockstar; Banana’s Bananaz
Drunk or Sober that Tongue is out on Cameras
Her shits funny as hell plus a Good time
Get lost in it even forget that she’s fine
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs I Read online
Hit up eclectik, leave a comment and expect that
I’ll hit you back when I update mine
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs In e’s Blogroll
This post was freestyle so if you were missed I’ll get you on the next lets go!
I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs
Blogs Blogs !
Topics: The Randomness | 27 Comments »
10 blog Commandments
By eclectik | June 26, 2008
Uhhh…
It’s my Ten blog Commandments WHAT!
Bloggers can’t tell me nothin bout this blog…
Can’t tell me nothing bout these posts, randomness
To My Subscribers
Readers that never comment I aint forget you Lurkers
My Rotation listeners…
Uhhh
….one two three four five six seven eight nine
Ten
I had this site for years, admit it’s an animal
It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet from me eclec
To get your Blog ill, jus read and Chill
Rule Number Uno
Never let no one know
At work that you blog cuz it’s a prob
Employees is nosy on G.P.
So if you type some shit, they’ll spread it quick
Number Two
Add some Tunes and grooves
Don’t you know the eclectik Rotation is Blazin
Mine is amazin (uh huh)
I done put people on From Claudia to Jean Grae Songs
Number Three
You want a Hot B-L-O-G?
Add some color Jazz it up, make it hard to pass up
You know, have some class but
Don’t make it boring or they’ll say your shit is “Ass” or “Butt”
Number Four:
Prolly haven’t heard this before
The Blog is still fly even if you don’t get replies
Number Five:
They don’t like what you type? Don’t stress that
You the only one that counts they can bounce
Number Six:
You got Blogger Beef? Dead it
You think I’ma care if you dont like e forget it
Seven:
This rule is so underrated
Keep your Blog life and real life somewhat seperated
Bloggin aint love cuz people switch quick and act a bitch
Mad people hatin and shit
Number Eight
Shiddd Go ‘on Let them people hate you
Only take’em serious when they pay ya bills too
Number Nine:
Shoulda been number one to me
If you aint gettin comments just let it be
Bloggers got egos they just regular peoples
Don’t comment on theirs They get real evil
Number Ten:
A Strong word called Original
Residuals of being an Individual
If you Blog’s like everyone else’s Hell No
They wanna read something not re-cy-cled
Follow these rules, you’ll have mad comments to read up
If not hit the archives and look me up
You got sexy friends… I’m single hook e up
I like pretty skin and B-Cups
Oh and Legs,
Maybe she’d sweep me up
Actually wanna get married and Pass the prenup
Make me forget and wanna Give Z-O-E up
Gotta Go Gotta Go Randomness to think up, word up
Blog King…clecik Rizza
Uhhhh
….one two three four five six seven eight nine
TEN
http://eclectik-discussion.com/
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Wack Star Power 2008
By eclectik | June 24, 2008
Black Excement TV 08
Well the Pre Show was Ass (As expected)
…though whoEVER that was in the Red when Lauren London was on the stage was built RIGHT
You know…Lauren London is the PRETTIEST non sexual woman ever
…she has nothing by way of shape…it’s actually kina odd; Hey nickname should be “Boxy Brown”
but again Pretty face trumps all she’s GORGEOUS
Seriously…I LOATHE Chris Brown, I dont get it…I don’t want it…I never want to see it.
He is the epitome of
Okay…
And Terrance is the Epitome of
Why is Keyshia Coles mother on this show lookin like a Cracked out pomeranian?
Is there a DAMN thing Pretty about Ricky?
Attractive?
Cute?
…They look like they smell like Black n Milds mixed with Sour Cream and Toaster leavins
Rosci can still get it…YEP
HEY Usher is opening the show…hey who gives a shit
…clearly I have NO idea what dancing is….nor good music…he coulda had his mouth wired shut and it woulda been a more realistic Lip sync
Is MC Lyte the offical voice of BET?
…She’s the illest…ALWAYS has her hair on point, but her VOICE is NOT the truth
HEY DL Hugley…he’s unfunny; GREAT choice.
…not unlike that Grimmace ass hat
WHY is St. Louise still relevant….She looks like a Turtle with a thyroid problem
…and AGAIN she has the Acting talent of toenail dirt.
Who said that it’s cool to have these bullshit mohawks?
I’m going to go on a limb and say there will not be ONE pair of pants worn by a male around the waist the entire evening.
A Lot of SUNglasses on inside this show…I could never be that cool (or stupid)
If I knew the words to any of the songs on this show I’d stab myself…
It would be a 187 on a undercover blogger.
DAMNIT man…this T pain done got eversomeone sounding like a Computerized Shaggy
…Exume Roger Troutman to School these fukwads
Mel B might have shape of the year…she is KURVEE and RIGHT!
The skin is outstanding too
DAMNIT
Aint a damn thing Scary about her spice
I take it back…Keyshia Coles is the most famous Not famous AT ALL singer ever
…and she looks and performs like it’s a talent show; Appollo ass KC
(I still wanna see the girls one good time though)
And why Lil Kim come out lookin and actin like yo drunk aunt at the party?
…Keyshia has all the dance talent of 3 Soggy Waffle Fries
DAMNIT Nia Long looks JUST how she spose to
Cuba gooding is like a LESS thugged out Wayne Brady
How is it that only 2 of the 5 people nominated for Best Female Hip Hop Artist had an actual CD out?
Seriously DL…horrible
WHY is it that all male singers got big ass Casaba Melon heads?
And dick ride 1984 Michael Jackson?
I watched a lot of shows I guess I forgot what a good performace looks like
DAMNIT When did Awwww Baby get so damn Sexy?
Where the Grover brows and the tiny mowf go
She is BANGIN!
Estelle’s existence just annoys me for some reason
…It’s like if Missy, Tweet and Donkey from Shrek had a Menage.
Remember when Awards went to people that did something THAT current year?
Uh oh…Baldwin is gonna be a fake ass Black “Hills”
….you know im watchin; it got women in it.
A lot of people have not so nice things to say about A Keys, but she’s the only performer that actually moves around and sings and it’s good
Hey I know the Hips have a TON to do with it
…but I have no problem with her oice and I wanna smash.
She always brings the hotness I mean SS double Double UU to the V!!!!!!!
(Lookin all old and bloated)
DAWN ROBINSON and TERRI ELLIS is on MY TV
….wipe me down.
AND TKC!
I bet Alicia Hit them all at the afterparty.
YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I Saw Rachel Stewart in the audience….you talkin HARD!?
LAAAAAAWD!
That was THE ONLY woman I EVER put ahead of Halle Berry
Dont you womnen lie…you were Naked Body Rollin to T Pain
…He makes me want to fight the air everytime I see him
Sorry…I’m a Old ass hater…I’m either one or both
Too Old to appreciate FLO RIDA, Rick Ross, and T Pain and this music
OR I’m just a hater cuz it doesnt sound like Nas
What is a DJ Kahled?
What does so hood mean?
…wait Pants below my waist…see!? Told you!
DAMN I hate Ludakrisp
…and to add to the disgust…Gabby “Ms. Friendly” Union
DAMN she’s unattractive.
…plus wack
Is Bun B like 50 years old?
The Gospel on BET and esp the Wards…just…never…seems…right
…just out of place
THANK YOU for NO John hedgehog!
UGH not the Feel good Ice Cube movie…but it has KeKe and it’s about Football so I’m down
Wait…
Did DL Just call THIS MAN
THIS Man?
And sure…I’ma go to Hell for this but; damn do every Gospel singer gotta scream and yell? Its JUST as good of a song when theing sing low
than when they singin all scratchy with they eyes all tight…cheesin
…also for sayin; I want to smash off the Mary Mary girl withthe dark hair….She can GET IT
OH and Trin-I-Tee 57? YEP!!!!!
This show is bland…DEFINTELY the last one I’m doing (esp since 09 could be my last year of blogging)
…I’m almost POSITIVE I wont finish this puppy.
THIS is Bull! where’s the old school Sllllooooowwww lookin Little person from Hell Date; I dont wanna see this normal ass little dude
Listen yes…I know I Loath Chris Brown, but come on…Boo…Little Cutie…Lil Momma…what kinda dumb ass corn ball lyrics are those?
He would NOT make it to Hollywood on American Idol I PROMISE
And what was THAT MOVE!? M y eyes?
Okay…This Fuker is trying to make me break up with Ciara too?
…damn Ciara is sexy
the arms and legs….YEP
Cassie is Beautiful…she might have all the talent of Cervical Cancer…but she might be the prettiest singer out.
Can’tcha just picture T-Pain sayin “Howdy Ho”?
IF it wasn’t a Al Green there would be no John Legend? Then I don’t like Al Green no more
…I cannot even image how much Ass Al got back in the day
I’m STILL the only black person on the planet that’s NOT a Jill Scott fan…just does NOTHING for me
I dont know who’s going to have the worst Yeast infection…John Legend or Anthony Hamilton
Dem pants Hug the nuts like a long lost cousin
Why Maxwell come out in his Terrance Howard costume?
…I always thought that he looked like Smooth B Anyway
So far…it’s a been a buncha shit…alicia Keys….buncha shit…Lets stay together….
Al Green will put chills down ya spine though homie…make a Convicted felon snap and sway it out!
…and why did this 62 year old man completely MURK Usher, Chris Brown and Ne Yo with the QUICKNESS!
…let the record show these boys got a LOooooooooNG way to go
Other than that?
For real though? This show is MAD boring…I’ma stick around for ole Cantelope head Robyn Fenty and then I might be done
…nah they just said its a whole buncha other mess then Cantelope…I’m out
Now comment and tell me how right and Funny I’m is.
….and you tell me:
Topics: The Randomness | 15 Comments »
I Think I Think: Freaky Tah
By eclectik | June 23, 2008
Gotta Blog it don’t stop it gotta Blog it don’t stop Gotta Blog it don’t stop it gotta Blog it don’t stop
Keep Tickin and Tockin Bloggin all around the clock
Okay here’s what happened….
I got 4 Wisdom teefus taken out
PLUS they took bone out of the left and right side of my mowf
I had Valium, Nitrous Oxide and IV anesthesia…none of which had an effect on me
Pain and hurtfulness all about the mowf piece…and THAT’S the short story.
What if I gargle with warm season salt?
NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN AND JAMIE FOX ON THE ROTATION!
The Olympic Trials were on and DAMNIT! I love legs.
Why does “of” get played in acronyms?
So it’s Monday…I’m the only one watching American Gladiators, Weeds and the Mole?
I love cleaning up…something about a Clean Apartment makes me feel good…stuff in order/the right place
I cannot stand clutter.
Last week…I got it…MY NEW PHONE!!!!!
I LOVE it! Does everything
It’s all touch…take yo finga and start to flippin and slidin
Live TV, Live Radio…Visual/Picture Voice mail
Voice Activation…says the names of the people who call
You can pick and choose what voicemail you want to listen to (instead of HAVING to listen to them in order)
The GPS! Turn by turn voice directions…you can search for anything and it gives you places based on where you’re standing/your location
OH…and it makes phone calls too
Notice that Phife got shittted on till Low end Theory came out?
Who wears slouch socks?
BET Awards Tomorrow…Wack star power…I guess I have to watch it…if for nothing else to poke fun and be disgusted on the blog the next day
What if the “H” in Jesus H Christ stood for Harold?
YO! Birdezillas new season is HE-LARRY US! They are killing me so far
The Girl who’s Father in law didn’t want to be called dad
The Wedding rehearsal in Buffalo wings parking lot
The Eye rolling at the alter
The Bride asking what time is it at the alter
The preacher…the Wedding toast and kids doing cartwheels
OH and the big thickums girl that look like Biggie and Michael Strahan and the fam gassin her “You look skinny” “I do!?” ugh
NEW Celebrity Family Feud is coming on!!!! Prolly the greatest Game Show ever
Come on!
Ice-T, Raven Simone,Vivica Fox …even God Awful MoNique
NBC Tuesday.
…yall better watch
Remember when songs had the long intros…we didn’t care.
New Crush…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reischea Canidate ESPN Anchor I want some of her…NOW
Why is Pomegranate the new “it” fruit?
Ima hafta buy a waterpik
One of the best and underrated Hip Hop “dances” of all time? The Cheeks and Freaky Tah!
Gittle grip Gittle gittle Grip
…damn the last time men could dance together close lol
Tah was on his way to becoming the 2nd greatest Hype man in Hip Hop History
Mecca use to be a dope clothing line
Alicia Keys is the most famous not really famous singer ever….
…when her skin is on, she’s a BANGER
Alls I know is…
Make me the Seat or the Microphone…doesn’t matter to me!
…
Here’s my thing on attraction to women
IF
The stomach comes past the breasts
and/or
The stomach comes out further than the behind comes out in relation/ratio
I don’t want nunnait
…see? Like flat chest? No problem with me I’m down…but the stomach is flatter
Flat booty? No problem with me…but the stomach is flatter
Pretty face and skin trumps all though of course.
Dana Dane with fame….Dana Dane with Faaaaaaaaaaame
One of the dopest Cassettes/CDs ever
I read that Kanye Compared Soulja Boy to Nas…that’s harmful to my retinas.
I miss rater R movies with nudity…not all these PG ass Girls gone Mild shits
You know who I wanted to marry? The Tall light skin original member of Oaktowns 357
She was only in the yeah yeah yeah video
…they got rid of the 2 best lookin and the 2 best rappers…shame
Wait.
How you get “cum” from ejaculate? And are you supposed to spell it “Come”
And where are you Coming? You’re not “Coming” anywhere…if anything you’re going
Baby…I’ma Go…ewwwww…that means you might pee pee (There we go with “pee” and “Piss” again)
And why afterwards it’s “Came” Then you must spell it “come” other wise it would be I “Cume” ..Or “Cumed” and that just looks dumb
So if it’s “Go”…then afterwards it’s “Went”….Ewwwww you just Went all over somebody
….I’ll be damn if I let someone “go” in my mowf…or same yeah…She went all on me…ewwww wait. What?
“Easy Come easy Go” <---Puahahahahaha
I wanna be Candace Parker's something...anything
She is SO DAMN SEXY to me!
See the dunk last night?
BABY!
I got good taste…I just can’t eat crunchy foods yet
Wait. what?
A Yo Kobe….Tell me how my ass taste! <--Puahahahaha Shaq is the best!
“Do you know…where you’re GOING to do you like the things that e is showing you”
….Yall nasty.
I’m calm with my business and I do things on the double, yo I’m out like Buster Douglass I say peace to George Carlin
Rest in Peace.
Topics: I think I think | 11 Comments »
I can’t stand: Happy Ignorance
By eclectik | June 19, 2008
You know what I can’t stand!? Well I’ma tell you.
Every time somebody says something about blacks that are not black everyone is up in arms, and it’s racist and we’re outraged!
…shut the hell up
Stop making ignorance cool and turnin bullshit into slang and ‘cool’ ish
What makes black people so damn special?
We the only people that got a book of words and phrases that no one can use/say/think but us
But we put it all out in the world…just don’t want it back; it’s not all our fault but it’s more than 60%
Now anytime someone mentions Obama is black their gonna be racist.
Having to cut my hair.
…I shave my head by choice (no receding hairline or anything, I just think it looks better)
Truth: I’m lazy and don’t like to shampoo, and don’t want to go pay $$$$ to get it cut It’ss so annoying to cut it every couple of days though…lemme go bald son!
Happy Ignorance
Pimpin…hustlin…thugs…you name it. Why are these images portrayed as the shit!? Moreover, why are we happy to call each other that…and stop trying to turn it into a positive
Kills me with that “nah everything is a hustle…when you’re on your grind …doing your job…it’s hustlin’
No ‘Tard it’s doing your job and being responsible…everything don’t have to sound ignorant to be cool
…and ladies stop with the “I want a bad boy, gangsta, soldja shit…no you don’t, and you’re not cool either.
..And Soldier don’t have a fukn “J” in it.
LEARN YO fukin Mastery and Bonus words
People in Hip Hop vs. Rap arguments
…Most of the time these people have no clue about the culture.
It’s not all their faults, they grew up with BIG and Pac…Can’t blame them entirely but when they don’t want to listen/hear about the older stuff
…that’s annoying. Neither BIG nor Pac sniffs greatest of all time
Let me let you in on a secret…the top 5 are still alive..and none of them are under 30
Ketchup Leavins
…That Bullshit ass watery squirt that comes out the bottole when you dont shake it or turn it upside down
Squeeze me some ketchup out dis bitch
…and What the fuk is up with the 2 spellins in this micky flick?
Catsup…Ketchup…Call that shit Tomato Squirt.
Two Liters
…As soon as you open one of those sumbitches and pour out what you want…that ish is flat
The next time you want a nice cool carbonated beverage…shit is like juice
F’nf
That’s why I like the mini cans if I need to have some soder pizzop.
Oprah
…Say what you want, sure she does good things for people and I would never tell anyone how to spend their money. I’m impressed by her growth and wealth.
BUT damn, she’s a publicity whore and don’t care about ish until it’s a big story…break a story for a change
And get the fuk outta Africa and hook us up, don’t down talk us then go bring bougieness to another Country
That School did nothing but bring a new ‘elite class system’ to people that didn’t need it
And the Big give sucked and got cancelled
…move your eyes closer together…and stop with that stupid fake excitment singing sentance shit
The saying: “Wrestling is fake…”
..Dumbass, what TV SHOW is real? That’s why it’s a show fukwad…even 1/2 or Reality shows are scripted (I watch The Hils)
BUT unlike regular TV Shows where if you get hit, dropped, bleed, etc where it’s staged and don’t hurt and/or done by stunt people
Wrestling…you get dropped on your head, that ish hurt whether they knew it was coming or not
When someone bleeds or DIES on Wrestling, next week they’re going to have a scar …or not be around anymore.
Mind games
…Say what you want to say…do what you want to do…but be real about it. Don’t do ish and act like you’re not…say one thing but do and mean something else
People too old to be reading minds and trying to predict what you’re gonna do/feel…
Close talkers
…backdafucup! Damn I know you’re talking to me…and hey I’m talking to you too…we don’t need to have to be Eskimo kissin mufuka
Breath all hot and tangy
and what’s worse than when a little spittle lands on your lip from them!?
Wanna crack them in the damn head!
The College/Job situation
…I mean I graduated from college a minute ago BUT I always thought it was bullshit when an employer KNOWS you just graduated
(it’s on the damn resume) be talkin about “Yeah you don’t have enough experience…” you big water head muhfuka I KNOW that, how the hell am I to get said experience if you don’t hire me
Fuktard!?
You don’t have enough experience…so you can’t get the job…and how are you SPOSE to get experiece if no one will hire me
…you better come off some employment in this bitch…slide me a W-4 fuckface
Eating Payday Candy bars
…every time my peanuts be fallin off all on my shirt and the floor…stick them shits on the bar better son!
Previews
…I CANNOT STAND Previews!
“Coming up next…” Damnit I’m watching…I’ve been watching since the show started, I’m not going nowhere…I’m watching for a reason; SO I CAN SEE what’s next.
I don’t want to see movie previews…then you go see the damn movie and all the cool parts you saw on the commercial!
I want drama and surprise
“Next week on…” You muthafux! I’m going to watch next week…stop showing me shit!
Topics: I can't Stand... | 18 Comments »
King of Blog
By eclectik | June 17, 2008
I’m the King of Blog, there is none higher
Lurkers read me, cuz I’ma dope writer
Sucker Bloggers should call me Fire
I wont stop bloggin till I retire!
Now I type the blog and Randomness
All posts are dimes none are spell checked
When you read mine you like “what the heck?”
and other bloggers cant stand e
BUT GIVE HIM RESPECT!
Okay here’s the update:
The top of my head hurts
My Forehead hurts
My Temples hurt
My Jaws hurt
My Chin Hurt
And I cannot open my mouth
…other than that I’m GREAT!
So when you’re bout to get down with the get down…who introduces the KY
If it’s the guy it’s like “You nasty…freak”
If it’s the woman it’s like “You nasty…and dry”
Seriously though…am I NOT supposed to get annyied at the “Well I know your mouth hurts but I just wanted to call and…” calls…damnit bye!
What comes on tonight yall? Anything?
I just cannot wait till the Season…AND my Favorite Cheerleader
2008 1/2 to 2009 I am kinda pissed we don’t have our Jet packs and spaceships yet
The Jetsons lived in what? 2062
I hate the button down shirts with the white collars
Okay ladies, what’s better:
A Guy with a great shape/body and below average penis
or
A Guy with a not so great shape and a above average penis
I got my eye on another pair of Sneakers…I think I might cold get em homie
Seriously, who loves women more than I do?
Listen…I’m not an MTV watcher….And I dont know about dancin but Americas Best Dance Crew Season 2 has started and this group A.S.I.I.D
has some of the most incredible thighs I’ve ever seen! The 3 girls on here are ALL can get soumma e worthy/style
I might have to stick with it till they get kicked off cuz LAWD!
…oh they got a deaf guy too.
Design Star is starting off good (HGTV sukas)
…that Bedroom they did was a BANGER!!
When I was younger…sure I was a Lego Maniac …so? Feff ewe!
How’s the rotation guys? Anything jammin?
If you watch Americas got talent, you’d disagree
I wish there was one more black guy golfin…to compete with Tiger some back and forth would be drama…like if he had a Venus Williams
The Jennie Finch Windmill is Seck-c
Find me a woman that does NOT like red velvet cake…
am I wrong for thinkin you changed let me know….
am I wrong for thinkin you’ll chanbge let me know….
LOL@ The Jamie Fox Storytime ..and Johnny Gill puahahahaha….
You can catch me in the Apartment watching NFL replay on Sat and Sunday…NFLHD!
Alls Im sayin is if callin men Dogs is fine…calling a woman a Bitch should be…no?
I know I’m a hater, but this just looks dumb. (and homo)
I don’t even feel like having a crush anymore
Guess what’s good? Coochie.
If they do it right…Wonder woman would be a Great movie…get women to go…little girls and again, if they do it right MEN will be all over it
They Say Megan Gale could play her…I could see it
Heeeeeey eclectik!
What?
Do the Giga
…damn too sore to Gigalo 
Hey I can Blog retire…well…stop; I’m just a blip in the Blog world …maybe I’ll keep the board up a tad longer before I fade to brown.
..then that would be tan…or beige…well if you fade TO brown then you’d have to be darker than brown…so maybe almond; or chesnut
No I know! Buckeye!
wait. what?
Guess what I do? I work….I work…Baby.
It’s weird I have very low requests as far as what I like a woman to look like (Nice legs, pretty skin, pretty face) IS that too much?
And for whatever reason all the women that I’m attracted to have either waists of 25 or smaller….go fig.
I’m wooooozy
You smell corn chips?
Peep the Giuseppe Zanottis!!!!
Tell me how they are NOT hot?
When will I eat a damn gan?
If I wasn’t such a money whore I wouldn’t be at work
So it’s hard to comment because you either forget what you wanted to say by the time you get to the end…and/or I’ve already said it all.
Student Union @ Grambling
When I was at Grambling, there was None of this!
UGH I cannot yawn! It HURTZ
Soul food was that show on Showtime…why am I the only one that misses it?
OH you have NO idea how much Im is gonna eat when my sti-u-ayshun gets better…who wanna take me to Cheesecake factory for my Fav Steak!?!
You know what’s weird? Eyebrow dandruff…how you gon have Krunchy Face
Do men enjoy receiving flowers? I’d be all like…uhhh…thanx?
Milky Cereal…Baby.
Topics: The Randomness | 11 Comments »