I love women

Posted on August 23, 2007

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I love women

…I love women

Who wears braces

With dimples

That like Football

With legs like they use to run track and relay races

Who tolerate Football

That doesn’t mind I love football

With full lips

That are competitive

With an extensive vocabulary

That talk trash

That likes to play Chess

With College Degrees

With small breasts

That plays Nintendo

With medium sized breasts

With PHDs

Who are really good kissers

With a 401 K

With large breasts

Who like Sour patch kids

Who smell good

That loves to shop

That appreciates a good shoe

With defined calve muscles

With big foreheads

That love movies

That plays Madden

That watches HGTV

That’s laid back like me

With a sense of humor

That makes good chicken

That’s Bilingual

That drinks alcohol and loves juice

That keeps her hair done

That’s Goofy

That gives constructive criticism

That lights incense and candles

That gives good head

That keeps a clean place

Who knows how to bake

That likes Wendy’s

That love me

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