I know a place where we could reada Blog and have some fun
Just you and e, Read and he’ll post another one
I know you, you like to come and read and comment it’s
cuz ‘e’ is blunt so check out all his Randomness
Long time no see…Whatcha been doin’?
Is everything alright
I know you know, that I been bloggin’
But my face, it’s kept out of sight
…
UNBLOGABLE!
New SingleLife with Claudia Jordan (The Oral Sex Show) Track 6
New Jamie Foxx Show Track 10
Alls I’m sayin is this weekend was UGH!
My Phone crapped out on me and now I have NO contacts…NO Phone Numbers…addresses…Pictures…NOTHING
Whole phone reset…so I cant call anyone till they call me
…remember back in the day when you had to actually remember phone numbers?
I think my Fav ceral bowl is too big…I only get 3 good bowls till I’m down to those nasty icky blah boo blech crumbs.
California women are gorgeous
Okay you want to know? Okay…here’s the thing about me and Marriage….
I don’t believe anything lasts forever.
A Life Long business venture/contract doesn’t seem realistic
SLAM! Duh duh-duh Duh Duh-Duh…
Why?
Who eats corned beef?
Hey, you know it’s all March Madness and stuff…and eclectik here has a Bracket Challenge set up
… Yahoo Style…Click here
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Pass: discussion
Aint nothin Two sticks of Twix can’t fix
All the women I seem to like are out of my league…I must need to switch sports or something.
Like if someone was offended by my random thoughts…I’d be all like…so?
You know I was watching that Rip the Runway on BET and WOW…You know this is what Id like to see my woman in…somefin like this
Why was Jarobi even in the group then?
So amazing…and e’s been waiting
Halle has a Girl…
This is either gonna be the most FINEST woman ever…or so disappointing; hmmm 18 years from now…I’ll be 50; wont matter DAMNIT!
I type these things every week…lately I’ve been asking why though? Its not beneficial to me in any real way…need I stop Bloggin?
What’s the better noodle? Cup of or Oodles of
To prove you’re a man you must… (Somebody finish it)
I would love some Discipline right now
Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Puff…Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Puff
Gay people take themselves too seriously…
eclectiks Top 5 Shapes out there
1. Kristal Marshall
2. Brooke Valentine
3. D. Woods
4. Ciara
5. Melyssa Ford
YAY Top Chef! Looks like a good season
Flannel Pajamas
No parkin baby…no parkin on the dance floor
…no parkin baby…no parkin on the dance floor
Midwest women are so damn sexy
You know how you can tell if a co worker respects you? I can tell you…
If you’re in the Restroom and they are taking a dump…if they flush and come out afterwards then they dont care bout you
People stay in the stalls till you leave…cuz they dont want you to see they just blew it up!
Al B. Sure! Did Hotel California…I thought it was the jam
I’ve heard the BULL that is some men dont like it when/if their “woman” makes more money than them…shiddddd lemme find one of those
AND I’d have no problem being a “kept man” LMAO
Remember like not have pubes at all then one day…BLAMMO you had all of it?
You never saw that stuff grow though
Love my Comments…But where’s my Lurkers?
I Love my Comments…But where’s my lurkers?
Love my Comments..But where’s my lurkers?
I Love my Comments…But where’s my lurkers?
It’s all good it’s alright Blog all day…Blog all night
Call my readers, cause whatever I post, y’all my readers
East to the west coast, all my readers
cmj_69
March 17, 2008
Nice list.
Things will get better.
Sorry to hear about your weekend/phone
SEXY pic so mysterious….
Lol. at the pubes
You dont need to switch to sports…maybe the type of women. Im sure they will love your charm.
Mia
March 17, 2008
YAY!!! Claudia Jordan show!!! Thats my show…reminds me of me and my girls. I’d hang out with them!!
I used to LOVE Onyx!!
By switching sports…what exactly do you mean??
Don’t stop blogging what randomness will I laugh at…AND how will I listen to Claudia Jordan’s show without subscribing to Sirius?? So you keep the blogging coming!!
Cup of Noodles is the best…
Discipline would be good right now…
Top Chef does look good this season. I like Spike…not sure why though…LOL!!
Remember like not have pubes at all then one day…BLAMMO you had all of it?
You never saw that stuff grow though – LMAO!!!!
No parkin baby…no parkin on the dance floor
…no parkin baby…no parkin on the dance floor – REALLY?? LMAO…fool!!
harriet
March 17, 2008
sorry about your phone, e! i’m sure it’s blowing up, anyway! we all know how popular you are!
“nasty icky blah boo blech crumbs” that is soooooo funny! i could actually visualize what i THINK you look like in a comic book with a frame for each word. NASTY! ICKY!! BLAH!!! BOO!!!! BLECH!!!! then in the last frame, you’re looking at the bowl like “eureka! i need a smaller bowl.” i know…i’m weird.
somebody out there appreciates who E really is. and she looks like someone E really would like. hope you find her/them.
me? i like ramen noodles. don’t mess with the cup or the oodles. LOL
to prove you are a man, you must drop your drawers and have a real penis and testicles there. biologically, that proves it. LOL
naw, but seriously, to prove you are a man, you must have strength…and learn how to control it.
i thought you knew you had respect if you were invited to the golf tourney. only YOU would come up with staying in the doggone stall until after you’ve left to prove respect…and it makes PERFECT sense! how do you do it?
thank you, thank you @ the midwest women comment. (did you know i was originally from chicago?)
ionno about the publes, man. i watched in horror as i found a new hair every day.
keli
March 17, 2008
Oh…now I know why I did not catch the tune at first…one of my least fav A Keys’ tunes.
I think your name should be Shadow Lurker.
Now that song is stuck in my head…beep-beep, beep-beep
So that’s a sign of respect? Well, I always use the private bathroom, so I guess I will never no.
Eb
March 17, 2008
“Gay people take themselves too seriously…”
I couldnt have said it better myself… why do you have to be so flamboyant… why do you have to be so extra all the time… do straight people go around prancing around that their straight…
crazies…
lastly… why the hell does melyssa ford still dress like a video chick every where she goes… havent you made it chick… i mean you dont have to go everywhere dressed like you in the king magazine… call me a hater if you want but its straight tacky…get some class…
Ok, I’m done!
sass
March 17, 2008
lmao love it! …semi lurker here!
brianna
March 17, 2008
I’m wondering if these shadow pictures of you are self-portraits??? You have a bald head and that’s about all I can tell
Yes, you are eating waaay too much cereal
so you don’t believe in soul mates??? boo.
i’m a ramen noodles girl myself…more flavor.
ok, that’s all i remember.
mysTery
March 17, 2008
All of your numbers and stuff? dang that is MESSED up E.
Corned beef!!?? GRRRRRROSSSS.
Ooooo I want some twix
I need to get in shape man…..
Jewells
March 17, 2008
You know how you can tell if a co worker respects you? I can tell you…
If you’re in the Restroom and they are taking a dump…if they flush and come out afterwards then they dont care bout you
People stay in the stalls till you leave…cuz they dont want you to see they just blew it up!
You are too much…LOL!
I’d rather not deficate at work anyway.
Trecia
March 17, 2008
lmao @
Halle has a Girl…
This is either gonna be the most FINEST woman ever…or so disappointing; hmmm 18 years from now…I’ll be 50; wont matter DAMNIT!
I ain’t scared to say im one of the lurkers… your post is funny.
The Honorable 'Sass
March 17, 2008
Damn, you post the best pictures of my future wifeys. Another home run man. Keep it up.
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wahoo4uva
March 17, 2008
“All the women I seem to like are out of my league…I must need to switch sports or something.”
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I find this hard to believe. And agree with Harriet’s statement.
jackie
March 18, 2008
You are by far my favorite blog right now…I never know what I’m gonna get, but I know it’ll be good. It’s only been a short time, but you live up to the high expectations that I have so far every time. Thanks. LOL on all the randomness… and by the way, I eat corned beef and so does probably every other person from the Caribbean!
don
March 18, 2008
Aint nothin Two sticks of Twix can’t fix
Same way I feel about homemade macaroni and cheese.
Ford should be illegal. Bad broad. And I am hooked on Claudia Jordan’s show. I am going to register for the NCAA today. Good look on the link.
I think a man should be able to take pain. Thats what they tell me.
Shug
March 18, 2008
Yeah, I was thinking about the Jarobi thing the other day. He served no purpose.
Where the hell is Brooke Valentine anyway???
a.tiara
March 18, 2008
E why dont you show ur face!! I like your pics though. It adds mystery to you and your blog.
I love me some twix but I’m addicted to chocolate so that probably makes me biased lol
Missed RIP the runway. Had to study and such. Maybe I will catch a re-run.
Halle Berry had a baby girl!! I’m so happy for her. Hope the baby looks like her(doubt it cause her baby daddy white. so the baby prob gonna look white too. oh well lol)
LOL @ coworkers blowing up the bathroom. Yea these ladies at my job have no shame in their game. Guess they dont care lol
12kyle
March 18, 2008
I can’t argue with your top 5, fam
Gay people take themselves too seriously…
Hilarious and TRUE!!!
Good post!
Monie
March 19, 2008
I agree with you about Midwest women. LOL! *wink*
I think that you should email a photo to the last person who comments on a post. Heh.