You know what I did over the weekend?
Had me some toe curlin sex
The Head was fantastic
Did a ton of shopping
Ate like a King
Got treated on a Date
…oh it was the move!
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Randomness!!!!
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My biggest problem is finding time to watch TV and catch up on relaxation…too many women…not enough time.
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Who invented Pizza? I mean it’s all round and nasty
…I know this much, I like my pepperonis burnt hard.
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Sitting around playing board games and shooting pool is entirely too boring…I want to go out and drop it like it’s luke warm
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What I like about love handles is that you wont lose your grip when you’re gettin your hug on
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I gotta Shampoo my hair tonight
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You know who could so get it?
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If only I could lose a few inches off the penis
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Witchta is prolly that shit in the Summer time…Hmmm Vacation!
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See THIS? …THIS! is disgusting…
…all toned and stuff….
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The best thing about the Spring? NO FOOTBALL!
I mean damn…be at work…people talking about it…all over TV…How abot go out and DO something on Sunday
…and What is Fantasy Football? Grown ass men…shame
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Someone make me a grilled cheese
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You know what show they need to bring back? Homeboys in outter space
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Grape nuts are unbelievable
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Anal sex…WAY better than Vaginal…I do it all the time
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For whatever reason, I’ve NEVER had a crush on a celebrity or athelete
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Why did God give women areolas? That’s some ugly stuff right there.
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People tell me I smile too much
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Does Proactiv come in 40oz?
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They dont understand the 00′s music is KILLIN the 80′s and 90′s
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Does ESPN have to have so many damn channels? And Can Sportscenter NOT come on every hour?
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You know what I noticed? I have NO clear pictures of me on this site…I’ma take some and put them up as soon as I post this.
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PLEASE can She get a spread in KING magazine!!?!?
…because Mmmmmmmm
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Now that Beyonce…see? I love her…the thing is, we dont see enough of her…is she still dating that rapper Jazzy?
I NEED more coverage
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Give me summa that Queen Latifah…Mmmmm
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I think they should make Apple Bottoms for toddlers…Crab Apples.
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There is NO way I’d enter a Long distance relationship with someone in … Arizona.
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Coconut candy and cookies? NOW you’re talkin
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My thing was Barbies…I was all about Barbie when I was little…that Dream house was LAID out!
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Havent had any good smoke in a while…
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I’m good with ONE pair of shoes for the year
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Can women wear another hairstyle than a ponytail? I mean DANG
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Do we really need more Superhero movies? What’s a Iron Man?
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Gooooooooooooooo McCain!
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Porn is disgusting…who watches that mess…let along get turned on from it? Not e!
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Grown ass men playing video games…Who gives a damn about a Madden?
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Need more pork in my diet
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T Pain is the new Marvin Gaye
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You do realize each and every Dime lines is from a personal experience
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Coldstone has TOO many options…what’s wrong with JUST Strawberry, Chocolate and Vanilla?
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Hip Hop Schmip Pop
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Damnit Toccara NO!…That is WAY too much top not enough Middle
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Now Wal Mart is where I like to get my clothes
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Being this handsome is a burden
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Why isnt the work week 6 days? We only really need one day off
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What I’m trying to do is get my stomach as round as possbile…you know basketballish.
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This is easy lol
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I cannot think of anything I rather do than to curl up with a good book and listen to some John Legend
…and Play Video Games. 
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The Honorable 'Sass
April 1, 2008
Damn, you went in on this post. LOL. I respect your candor and your style man. Always entertaining.
BTW digging the layout, kinda got a Lover Below thing going on.
http://hisaurawasorange.blogspot.com
Jewells
April 1, 2008
Man, everything in this post was so the opposite of reality.
I miss Sonic though. Where’s my SEGA???
Mia
April 1, 2008
HILARIOUS!!!!
At first I thought I had the wrong site. You are so silly!!
lovnlife
April 1, 2008
Soooo….
At first I was like “what the hell?”
You know you can’t wait for Fantasia’s spread in King.
Hilarious!!
Lori
April 1, 2008
OKAY!!!!! So, in lieu of the mind-blowing eclectik thoughts of the day, I gotta read this April Fool’s stuff……It’s funny, but I prefer you in your orignal state. How else am I gonna survive my work day!!??
Start Over!!!!
dean
April 1, 2008
I hope this layout and post are just a bad joke e… if not you have truly lost it and the “a bay bay” is not working either. Please be back to e tomorrow, please.
Charles
April 1, 2008
You’re wild for this april fools post…for a second I thought I stumbled on the wrong site…
RV/BB
April 1, 2008
LMAO- the layout, the post & the music…. only you!!!
Ticia
April 1, 2008
Tocarra is looking real skinny nowadays..
I am happy for her!!
Mel
April 1, 2008
Loving the new layout.
And I was laughing my butt off during the whole post.
Iknowyougotsoul
April 1, 2008
You got a good sense of humor. Really funny dude.
keli
April 1, 2008
Where do I start…You are an ill man…
Please get me out of the parallel universe and back to the real eclectik relaxation.
Monie
April 1, 2008
I’m gonna throw up now. Come onnnnn…April 2nd! I can’t take it, e!!! *How many chicks have yelled that at you?*
Miss Mika
April 1, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
I am in total agreement with Dean. So thankful that April fools day only last A DAY!
And “A Bay Bay” is TOURTURE!!
The Juggernaut
April 1, 2008
Yay for Pink!
heavenleigh
April 1, 2008
Mannn…I was about to put out an APB to Momma Eclectik and let her know that you had finally lost your freaking mind! Crab Apples…too funny. I swear I luv-ded you…lol.
brianna
April 1, 2008
HILARIOUS. so freakin funny.
the best…crab apples.
thanks for the secret shout out.
ROB
April 1, 2008
BLOG APRIL FOOLS…..MUSIC TO THE COLOR …..FUNNY…VERY FUNNY….ALWAYS VISIT NEVER LEAVE A COMMENT. YOUR BLOG IS VERY GOOD AND ON POINT; BUT DAMN THE MONIQUE & THE IDEA OF FANTSIA IN KING SCARRED MY MENTAL
Cutie HU Girl
April 1, 2008
It took me a minute but I finally got it.
I typed in the site like 5 times before I was like WTF?
You’re silly!!!!!!!
Nobelle
April 1, 2008
As I comment, in true “April Fool’s” fashion…
Thanks for Ay Bay Bay…I was feeling a little homesick.
akilah
April 1, 2008
OMG!!!! Did I just enter bizarro “e” world?
imma click my heels 3 times and by tomorrow the real “e” betta be back…..
ja divinity
April 1, 2008
LOLZ X 10000000
a.tiara
April 1, 2008
OMG that playlist threw me off. I was like I could of swore that he hated sogs like that. And this pink LMAO. April Fool’s Day Blog is the best! Your the greatest! lol
elohergenius
April 1, 2008
why are you SUPER hilarious!
…did you REALLY have Bow-Wow on the rotation WITH Omarion! lol! too funny! (yet soooo wrong!)
12kyle
April 1, 2008
Toe curlin sex? That’s what’s up!
Football is the shyt, fam. Football is year round
40 oz? LMAO
SportsCenter is on alllllllll day long
Beyonce and Jazzy! LMAO! Boyyeeee u iz a fool
I love Madden
Good post
Blu
April 1, 2008
LMAO! This was the business! So not what I expected from the one and only. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Lurker
April 1, 2008
I love this playlist! I love me some Mike Jones… and Weezy… so sick wit it! You should have got that new song Weezy F. Baby (please say the “Baby”) had called Lollipop. That joint is off the chain!
This rotation is so much better than that Monday rotation you had. That stuff was too boring.
April Fools.
This prank was enough to bring a lurker out of hiding. I had to do a double take and make sure this was the correct blog. I love me some India Arie (to each their own) so I didn’t mind the little tidbits in the playlist…
But that YA BITCH YA!!!! A little part of me dies everytime I see a little kid do the soulja boy (boi?) dance. An even bigger part of me dies when I see grown ass men and women (ie Beyonce) doing it. I’m going to need to pour some out for the state of popular Rap music…
kayellejaye
April 1, 2008
Too damn funny. Your mind is amazing.
Shelia
April 2, 2008
This was hilarious. A great way to end a night (well I could think of another way to end it…lol)
Aniah
April 2, 2008
This is why this blog is the best! Just too funny!!
Mica
April 2, 2008
At first I was like “Alright E got him some:))’. Then I read a few more lines and was like naw he just trippin’ it’s April Fools.
You too got me out of Lurker state to tell you you cazy.
I Love this blog!
harriet
April 2, 2008
OK, for a second I was like, “where is E? What have you done with him? Is this some sick practical joke?” LOL
Oh, and ROFL at “crab apples.” You’se a NUT!
Was at least the first part true? Cuz usually your weekends are “feh.” LOL
don
April 3, 2008
This was definitely a great post. Super funny.
There is NO way I’d enter a Long distance relationship with someone in … Arizona.
Clever…
don
April 3, 2008
I probably laugh @ the “T-Pain is the new Marvin Gaye” all day tomorrow. LOL.
don
April 3, 2008
Oh, and I’m cracking up @ the reversed India.Arie could “so get it.”
Good ish, e.
KELICIA
April 3, 2008
I was reading and I had to stop and think bc I knew something was NOT right….then I looked at the date…I said this man is crazy:)