“My dreams are now reality
Each and every time you are here with me”
One of the WORST things about female company? They leave hair in the bathroom…ugh!
Long as hairs on the floor…ewwww
You know what you do? Get to Popeye’s right when they open…the fresh spicy wings? BOY!
Look
What if someone’s sex was so good you couldn’t help but to get up and do the whole Thriller dance naked right afterwards?
Why is “Debt” Pronounced “Det”? ..What the hell is that “B” Doing?
…get out of here! Maybe I can get President Obammer on that…to get rid of it
Women
You may be interested in knowing that “Groove Me” buy guy is MY #1 favorite R&B song of all time
I’ve been doing some redecorating…I got an eye…come see
I’m bout to be in Jersey…who’s gonna show me round?
…at LEAST I get me some White Castle! YES!
Redman and Method man are making Blackout 2 I say YES!
Condi got some gunz…kinda seck c…she can get it
Lemme borrow some cheetos till tomorrow
I wanna sex a Latina…dont know any
I never want a foot massage
Orange highlighters are sweet
Peep out the shoes! HOT-NESS!
You cant dye your hair when you’re pregnant
Why come when you’re getting something out of the vending machine, when you’re looking for how much something costs, you do the knees bend back move instead of bending over to look?
I love money…it’s the best
You know who I wanna fight? Will.I am
What kina soap you use? Does anyone use bar soap anymore?
…hard ass slippery bar soap, then again I also use a loofa poof
Do we like the Tommy shoes?
..should I get?
Pepperoni is tasty…if someone never liked the taste of pepperoni then they stank in the face
Sex and the City : The Movie…The Sequel is coming
I’m racist versus Hispanic Comedians…they suck to me
Guess what? I’m brown
My thighs and hands are cold.
Do women really care how a man feels about anything? I don’t think they do.
I WAS gon wait to get the Storm…but I didn’t
Yall get it and the G1 and tell me if they are super sweet or not
I have NO idea who Vanessa is but DAMNIT!!
You have to look in amazement.
I want a new everything…I need a new everything
Why is it so hard to find someone to keep me company…I aint that mean and stanky…*sniff* am I? I can do shirt and sock laundry
Somebody come peel me some tatoes and make me some frenfries
“When i’m with you there is no other
A spell you got me under
Please don’t you leave, i’m on my hands and knees”
Miss B
November 19, 2008
I would die laughing if someone did the Thriller dance.
Solange’s shoes are HOT!!! Love them…I need to go shoe shopping.
I say get the Tommy shoes, they are cute.
I still haven’t made up my mind about what phone to get…I’m leaning toward the G1…but they don’t have myfaves on that one
I want and need new everything too.
Most women do care about how a man feels…well at least I do.
I don’t use bar soap. I use body wash…I gotta super cute loofah too
Meth and Red…Blackout 2…should be NICE!!!
Have fun in Jersey…bring me back some white castle, I’ve never had it…
OG
November 19, 2008
LOL!
I thought you knew but Solo always is rocking the hotness on her feet!
I just relearned the Thriller routine in my aerobics class at Equinox…damn I am gonna miss this gym it was the NICEST
I love guy too! Takes me back
Yes I’m like you I have this instinct and I think I may dump it for the the Storm my BFF wants the G1. I know now you all Mac crazy but its like Obama once you understand you ca become almost fanatical.
Do you think its crazy that our president has stans?
Anyway later!!
-OG
Darius T. Williams
November 19, 2008
BOY you did not just say “stank in the face.” You didn’t!!!
msdailey
November 19, 2008
Classic Guy is the GREATEST!!!
The Thriller dance, really, Ha!!
Keli
November 19, 2008
I will be singing “I Like” for the rest of the night…
better yet, let me crank up my Guy station on Pandora.
Why do you wanna fright Will.I.Am? I thought you were a lover?
Are you wearing bicycle shorts ala the 90′s?
eclectik
November 19, 2008
But Vanessa though!?!?!?
Sakeenah
November 19, 2008
Hey, I’m back! I aint forget ya. What part of Jersey are you coming to? I live in Newark right down the street from White Castle. My dad remembers when they cost 12 cents. They’d get 25 cents from somewhere and that would be a date. You see, it’s the simple things. Aint about spending a bunch of money on a woman.
Yes, I care how a man feels & what he thinks. I really do
Roddykat
November 20, 2008
*SMH* What’s good, sir?
What if someone’s sex was so good you couldn’t help but to get up and do the whole Thriller dance naked right afterwards?
- Then I believe you may ruin your chances for an encore. Then again, she might join in & you have a winner on your hands.
And umm, I’d pay to see that Will.I.Am. Watch for my signal though, That’s when i’m throwing the chair at him.
The Jaded NYer
November 20, 2008
LORD… if some dude does the Thriller dance after sex, with his guy parts flailing all about, I might have to get up and leave…
and HOLY COW… Condi, girl, I had no idea… who’s your trainer and can I get his number?!
dilly
November 21, 2008
- what you fitting to do in my neck of the woods??!?! when you fitting to be all up in here? holla at a brother on yahoo, lol
- you looking for a Latina? man, jersey got nothing BUT puerto ricans and dominicans, and such.. maybe you’ll run into Vida
- white castle, what you crave!!! lol
- i’ve played with the storm… NICE!!! and im ANTI-touch phones… but im copping it, january 22nd, 2009…lol
- WOW!!!! who the hell IS VANESSA!?!?!