She likes Hip Hop
Laid back like me
Down for Crate and Barrel and Z Gallerie
Has a favorite Football team, can name few players
Reads books, board games, Rocks Heels to Nike Airs
Rather go shopping than club on the weekend
Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin
When we’re sleepin
Cuddles close till it’s hot
When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop
I like that a lot
She works and Works out,
When she undresses its hard to close my mouth
I joke and call her bougie when she dresses all formal
Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal
Gets hormonal every 28th day
Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way
But that’s my baby doll face, my puddin pop
Run my fingers in her hair, wet willies she’s like STOP!
So competitive, we wager sex on Monopoly
I Got Boardwalk, Park Place? no stoppin me
I’m getting
My Fav Vicki’s
Strip Tease
And a Sexy dance
DAMN! Pay $115 for hotels off of Chance
Not funny…She’s like pay up the Money
Calls me Pooh bear rubs circles on my tummy
lol She’s a nut
“You better Stay off of myspace
And those girls on your blog, they better know their place”
Don’t get me started on the board…
I’m like, listen to you
…and whateverz, be quiet I met you online too!
“Alls I know…” don’t be stealin my words
“Meh” that’s mine too…don’t be stealin my words!
“So should I call you ‘e’?
Whatever name you wish
Shiddd…what should I call her?
Since she doesn’t exist.
Keli
May 2, 2007
I see you found inspiration to pen another Dime Line…either that or you were hounded enough that you finally gave in. Gots to give the readers what they want.
I actually laughed a little when I read this:
“You better Stay off of myspace
And those girls on your blog, they better know their place”
Don’t get me started on the board…
I’m like, listen to you
Creem
May 2, 2007
Ha! my two favorite men, Stringer n sexy Reggie, whoooo (fans self) lol
why do guys like to hear “baby im, im cumn!”.
Sounds like some of me sprinkled in there only thing though havent done the strip teasing, dont have enuff nerve yet.
Arent the sex bets the best?
curvydva
May 2, 2007
Aww, I love your dime lines.
BluJewel
May 2, 2007
here are the lines where you coulda been talkin bout me…
“Reads books, board games, Rocks Heels to Nike Airs…Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin…Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal…”
your dime lines are GREAT!
Thanks for FINALLY giving me my fix
It is what it is
May 2, 2007
Incredible…Truly -
“Gets hormonal every 28th day”
“Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way”
“When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop”
Truly Incredible…
IknowYouGotSoul
May 2, 2007
that was cool dude..
Arianna
May 2, 2007
THAT WAS HELLA HOT E.
“Alls I know…” don’t be stealin my words” : I BE SAYIN ALLS… BUT I GOT THAT FROM SOPRANOS…U cant take it from away from me!
“Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal”: MMMM…HELLYES! prolly not in thesame way as u though!
“But that’s my baby doll face, my puddin pop”:THATS ME! : )
bellanoire
May 2, 2007
Awww, I love the dime lines!!
Patrice
May 2, 2007
Rather go shopping than club on the weekend
Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin
~ Gotta love her
cuddles close till it’s hot
When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop
~ Don’t stop!
She works and Works out,
When she undresses its hard to close my mouth
~ U don’t drool do you? lol
Gets hormonal every 28th day
Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way
~ Smart Man!!
don’t get me started on the board…
I’m like, listen to you
~ Say THAT again!
Shiddd…what should I call her?
Since she doesn’t exist.
~ Whateva! you can tell me her name… I won’t tell
DivineLavender
May 3, 2007
Its been a while….I am sorry listening to Shabba scares me because I KNOW how ugly he is…
I will be back when he ain’t number one…
*Running to turn on the lights because Shabba is frightening!
Valentine; Who said “Pick me, Pick me”? I guess I ain’t all that familiar with this English language thing.
Da Smart Arse,
Divine Lavender
j.a.c.
May 3, 2007
i second or third or fourth the sentiment.. i love your dime lines. they make me smile.
akilah
May 3, 2007
sounds like sidney from brown sugar….i’m sure she exists…
akilah
May 3, 2007
sounds like sidney from brown sugar…..keep lookin….she’s out there….
prissy
May 3, 2007
heeeee’s back!
another masterpiece
jess
May 3, 2007
*puts hand over heart and smiles*.. your dime lines are the shit
Mia
May 3, 2007
YAY!! Dime Lines!!!
I loves it…
So what was the inspiration for this one???
Lady A
May 3, 2007
That was hot! Like it a lot
llegaleyes
May 3, 2007
e,
What is this I’m hearing??
Melancholy???
Hey e, tell me anything. Yes, I said anything. But prove me wrong with this melancholy business???
I cram to understand…..
In the meantime, Dr. ENT has recommended http://www.audioditions.com (audio) for what ails ya…..
Eddie Nicole
May 4, 2007
AAAAAh she doesn’t exist!
I was actually sincerely happy for you.
Eddie Nicole
May 4, 2007
AAAAAH! DAAAMN! She doesn’t exist?
I was sincerely happy for you for about a minute!
I think you gotta a girl and you’re just fuckin’ around for shits and giggles. Got all these women hotter than the inside of a fat girls thighs in the summer!
Wow, did I just say that……. yeah I did
Eddie Nicole
May 4, 2007
This isn’t working
Eddie Nicole
May 4, 2007
This is like the third time I typed this. I hate when the comments section fucks up, cause I have a bad joke at the end of this, here it goes:
AAAAAWWW, MAAAAAN! She doesn’t exist!
I was sincerely happy for you. I really think you be bull shitin on here and you probably really gotta girl, who’s just clueless about blogging. You got all these women hotter than a fat woman’s draws in the summer time on here, talkin about “she doesn’t exist”. Love the Dime Limes, keep em cumming, pun intended.
Wow….did I just say that…lol…yeah I did!
BlackBeauty
May 5, 2007
*Head cocked side ways with a slightly puzzled look on face* Call her Chimerical Sweetness… I guess, since YOU say she doesn’t exist.
Love your Dime Lines anyway, though!!! Waiting for the next one already.
rawdawgbuffalo
April 20, 2009
BRAVO lol that was classic Relaxation folk
12kyle
April 20, 2009
Every time I THINK about doing something like this…you come up with something even doper! Nuff respect