The BoDerek

Okay…you know how people rank people on a scale 1-10?
It’s never anything concrete…like a good way to do it…

Since I have nothing better to do (and a twisted head) I’m coming up with a way to figure it out…this is still in construction

So far I’ve come up with….

Women:

ADD

Your Bra Cup Size (A=1, B=3, C=4, D=2, Over D=.5)

+3 For a 6 or 4 pack stomach
+2 For Toned shape (legs, waist, and arms)
+2 For Graduate Degree
+2 For initiating the first move or hanging out
+2 If you like/Follow Football
+2 Just because gifts
+1 For pretty/Clear/Soft skin
+1 For keeping your hair done
+1 For more than 10 pairs of heels and Sneakers
+1 For Sense of humor/Likes to joke around
+1 For College Degree
+1 sending sexy pictures, texts, emails
+1 For understanding and giving “space”
+1 For “Swallowing”
+1 For being comfortable ‘goofy’ and talking all day about nothing at all
+.5 For appreciating and liking “Old School Hip Hop, Soul and R&B”
+.5 For paying the bill sometimes
+.5 For Cooking
+.5 For Baking

SUBTRACT

-3 For Credit Score 600 and below
-2 For being constantly late/running behind
-2 For not liking to shop
-2 For being stuck in old fashioned ways
-2 If you smoke
-2 For Visual raised stretch marks on breasts and/or stomach
-2 For Shopping at Rave
-2 For seeking out sponsors or men to support them
-2 For being “clingy”
-2 For a Job Paying less than $50,000
-2 For Back Fat
-2 For enjoying today’s Rap music …-4 for knowing all the words to any ‘Lil Anyone’s’ songs (cept Kim)
-2 For being super Afro-Centric/Pro black all the time
-2 For excessive cursing
-1 For being overly emotional
-1 For wearing wigs
-1 Yellow eyes, oversized facial features, Out of control eyebrows, eye bags and dark circles
-1 For pouting to get your way
-1 For self confessed High Maintainence
-1 For not knowing your credit score
-1 For Children
-1 If you only get your hair done every other month
-1 For makeup other than lip gloss/glass
-1 For Weekly Clubbin
-1 Acne, Fuked teeth, and varicose veins
-1 If you cannot cook
-1 If your stomach extends past your breasts

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Men:

ADD

1/2 the length of the penis (inches)

+2 For a graduate degree
+2 for a job paying over $70,000
+1 For College degree
+1 For Credit Score above 700
+1 Consistent grooming (Hair, Beard, nails)
+1 Remembers Birthdays
+1 For a Career instead of a Job
+.5 For Goals/Aspirations/Dreams
+.5 If you can cook
+.5 If you can hold a conversation on a wide range of topics
+.5 For having a dependable vehicle
+.5 Can admit being wrong
+.5 Does Laundry
+.5 Keeps a clean home
+.5 If you like to shop

SUBTRACT

-3 For not taking care of your children or having more than 2 children
-2 For “Moobs”
-2 for no degree
-2 For Credit Score 600 and below
-2 For fear of Commitment
-2 For fuked/Jacked teeth
-2 For being super Afro-Centric/Pro black all the time
-2 For playing video games more than watching TV or Movies
-2 For flashing money or trying to buy love
-2 For a job paying less than $50,000
-2 If your stomach is 2 inches over your belt or past your chest
-2 For liking Lil Wayne or T-Pain
-1 For not knowing your credit score
-1 For being undependable
-1 For not having a savings account
-1 For Not having a Checking account
-1 For having less than $500 in your savings account
-1 For enjoying a night of dancing
-1 For Smoking
-1 for acne
-1 For not being able to swim
-1 For not wanting to travel
-1 For not willing to try new things
-1 For working in food service
-1 For working in retail that’s not part time
-1 For crusty lips and constant ashiness
-1 if you’re under 5′-10″ (Cuz women trip off that)
-1 if you’re living with your parents rent free
-1 If you wear your pants 2 sizes too big and/or below your waist.
-1 For having roomates
-1 Yellow eyes, oversized facial features, Out of control eyebrows, eye bags and dark circles
-1 For not liking sports…
-1 For Gold fronts, Face/Neck Tattoos (-5 for Foot, Calve and Small of the back)
-1 For no Cell
-1 For no Home Computer

Problem is there’s a lot of honesty needed

So then after all of that it may be WAY over 10 (esp if people arent honest) see so if it’s over 10 or like a negative number

THEN when/if it’s over 10 cut it in 1/2 and THATS what you are give or take .5 LOL

How/why do I come up with stuff like this?

fyi…according to this I’m an 8 so I KNOW it’s flawed