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By eclectik | May 1, 2009
If you’ve linked to my page please change it to eclectik-discussion.com that’s where I’ll be.
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wat2dew?!
By eclectik | April 30, 2009
Ladies what do you expect a man to do…
You’re out at the mall or at a lounge and a billigerent guy grabs your ass or calls you out of your name
Is the guy supposed to “fight for your honor”? What if you’re a slunt? LOL
Is the guy to say “hey dont be…” WHOP! upside the head or get banged out? What is the proper protocol?
It was your idea to go out to dinner and the check comes, what do you expect the guy to do?
Is he to pick up the check anyway?
If he doesnt are you going to look at him funny…or never invite him out again…talk bad about him to the girls?
After the date, the man drops you off and he waits till you get in the house…
If someone really jumped out the bushes and tried to attack you is the guy supposed to jump out the ride and get shot or stabbed or penetrated as well?
Hey, I can drive to go get help
You meet a man out on the street or in a store and you exchange numbers…
If he calls later on that day is he too needy?
If he waits a week is it “Well he must have not been that interested in the first place if he didnt call”
…why dont you ever call first?
Immediately after sex
What is the proper protocol? Is it roll over and sleep? Talk about stuff? Turn on the TV, go shower?
…what do you want a man to do?
You’re out at a club or lounge wearing tight fitting clothes…cleavage out…painted on jeans
Are we NOT supposed to look and stare? You worre it for attention or at the very least KNOW you’re going to get attention…what is a guy supposed to do when its lookin right and dee lish?
When/if your nanner smells
He goes down…hes kissin thigh and navel and then it smells like
Do you want him to tell you? Do you expect him to keep going?
You cook and it tastes like str8 ass
Is he supposed to grin and keep eating?
Should he say it taste like chipmunk turds?
Wha?
What do you expect a man to do in these situations?!!?!?
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The BoDerek
By eclectik | April 29, 2009
Okay…you know how people rank people on a scale 1-10?
It’s never anything concrete…like a good way to do it…
Since I have nothing better to do (and a twisted head) I’m coming up with a way to figure it out…this is still in construction
So far I’ve come up with….
Women:
ADD
Your Bra Cup Size (A=1, B=3, C=4, D=2, Over D=.5)
+3 For a 6 or 4 pack stomach
+2 For Toned shape (legs, waist, and arms)
+2 For Graduate Degree
+2 For initiating the first move or hanging out
+2 If you like/Follow Football
+2 Just because gifts
+1 For pretty/Clear/Soft skin
+1 For keeping your hair done
+1 For more than 10 pairs of heels and Sneakers
+1 For Sense of humor/Likes to joke around
+1 For College Degree
+1 sending sexy pictures, texts, emails
+1 For understanding and giving “space”
+1 For “Swallowing”
+1 For being comfortable ‘goofy’ and talking all day about nothing at all
+.5 For appreciating and liking “Old School Hip Hop, Soul and R&B”
+.5 For paying the bill sometimes
+.5 For Cooking
+.5 For Baking
SUBTRACT
-3 For Credit Score 600 and below
-2 For being constantly late/running behind
-2 For not liking to shop
-2 For being stuck in old fashioned ways
-2 If you smoke
-2 For Visual raised stretch marks on breasts and/or stomach
-2 For Shopping at Rave
-2 For seeking out sponsors or men to support them
-2 For being “clingy”
-2 For a Job Paying less than $50,000
-2 For Back Fat
-2 For enjoying today’s Rap music …-4 for knowing all the words to any ‘Lil Anyone’s’ songs (cept Kim)
-2 For being super Afro-Centric/Pro black all the time
-2 For excessive cursing
-1 For being overly emotional
-1 For wearing wigs
-1 Yellow eyes, oversized facial features, Out of control eyebrows, eye bags and dark circles
-1 For pouting to get your way
-1 For self confessed High Maintainence
-1 For not knowing your credit score
-1 For Children
-1 If you only get your hair done every other month
-1 For makeup other than lip gloss/glass
-1 For Weekly Clubbin
-1 Acne, Fuked teeth, and varicose veins
-1 If you cannot cook
-1 If your stomach extends past your breasts
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Men:
ADD
1/2 the length of the penis (inches)
+2 For a graduate degree
+2 for a job paying over $70,000
+1 For College degree
+1 For Credit Score above 700
+1 Consistent grooming (Hair, Beard, nails)
+1 Remembers Birthdays
+1 For a Career instead of a Job
+.5 For Goals/Aspirations/Dreams
+.5 If you can cook
+.5 If you can hold a conversation on a wide range of topics
+.5 For having a dependable vehicle
+.5 Can admit being wrong
+.5 Does Laundry
+.5 Keeps a clean home
+.5 If you like to shop
SUBTRACT
-3 For not taking care of your children or having more than 2 children
-2 For “Moobs”
-2 for no degree
-2 For Credit Score 600 and below
-2 For fear of Commitment
-2 For fuked/Jacked teeth
-2 For being super Afro-Centric/Pro black all the time
-2 For playing video games more than watching TV or Movies
-2 For flashing money or trying to buy love
-2 For a job paying less than $50,000
-2 If your stomach is 2 inches over your belt or past your chest
-2 For liking Lil Wayne or T-Pain
-1 For not knowing your credit score
-1 For being undependable
-1 For not having a savings account
-1 For Not having a Checking account
-1 For having less than $500 in your savings account
-1 For enjoying a night of dancing
-1 For Smoking
-1 for acne
-1 For not being able to swim
-1 For not wanting to travel
-1 For not willing to try new things
-1 For working in food service
-1 For working in retail that’s not part time
-1 For crusty lips and constant ashiness
-1 if you’re under 5′-10″ (Cuz women trip off that)
-1 if you’re living with your parents rent free
-1 If you wear your pants 2 sizes too big and/or below your waist.
-1 For having roomates
-1 Yellow eyes, oversized facial features, Out of control eyebrows, eye bags and dark circles
-1 For not liking sports…
-1 For Gold fronts, Face/Neck Tattoos (-5 for Foot, Calve and Small of the back)
-1 For no Cell
-1 For no Home Computer
Problem is there’s a lot of honesty needed
So then after all of that it may be WAY over 10 (esp if people arent honest) see so if it’s over 10 or like a negative number
THEN when/if it’s over 10 cut it in 1/2 and THATS what you are give or take .5 LOL
How/why do I come up with stuff like this?
fyi…according to this I’m an 8 so I KNOW it’s flawed
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Steve ‘e’ Wonders
By eclectik | April 28, 2009
So I was having a convo about religion…see since I’m a heathen and stuff I have to ask you more Godly people
Okay…The Devil
First I asked what was the Devil’s name when he was an Angel…figured it wasn’t “Devil, Beelzebub, or the Prince of Darkness”
(Later confirmed it was Lucifer…I forgot that one)
But for the sake of the conversation I chose to call him “Steve” lol
So…Steve was an Angel that “fell from grace” right? Right.
MY question was…WHAT could he POSSIBLY have done to get kicked out of Heaven?
The short answer was “went against God’s wishes” that’s cool…I mean don’t piss off Big G right? Right
But DAMN! What could he have done?????
This happened before Adam and eve right? (Cuz the Devil was the serpent)
So…if there weren’t any muhfukas LITTERALLY…how bad could it have been?
No man…no woman…no universe…no inventions…no Earf! What did the Devil POSSIBLY fuk up if it wasn’t nuffin TO fuk up!?! He aint say nuffin bout God’s mother…he aint have one…Wasnt’ Jesus bashin he wasnt invented yet!
Hey…I’m no Devil apologist…I aint Pro-Evil…I’m just sayin lol
So THEN
Big G kicks Steve out of heaven…still aint no muhfukas…so…where did he go?
Aint no universe or solar system or nothing…he just left
You know how Heaven is supposed to be UP and Hell is supposed to be DOWN? Well…when it AINT nuffin..What is up and down? How you define the top and bottom of air?
Okay…so anyway
So now Steve gets his own spot (somehow) and he’s going to cause trouble
People are like The Devil didn’t learn his lesson and is still evil to this day…I say
When someone kicks you out for doing wrong when aint nothing existed…Id be a little bitter too
Like moms kicks me out the house for beating up my little brother when I’m the only child! lol
K, so THEN when God gets mad at people and they go against him he sends you to Hell…Steve’s spot
Right? Right.
Wait.
How you gon kick Steve out…he gets his own spot and then YOU gon send people over there??
If I were Steve I’d be all like “nuh unnn G, you don’t even like them why you send them over here? Plus we don’t even fuk with each other like that…I aint entertainin yo peoples”
So THEN
Adam and Eve…
You got Homeboy…then he makes the chick (GREAT invention by the way God! ewedaman)
And the garden…cool
THEN he makes a tree with some stuff and tells them they can have anything but the jump-offs of it.
Wait.
Why God set them up like that?
“Well people are allowed to have free will…he was testing them”
Great.
But why such a fuked up penalty? He’s God…slap on the wrist perhaps?
Why create them…then set them up like that??? That’s dirty
“The Devil did it…serpent and stuff”
Right. So How God gon make man and woman…the garden…set them up THEN allow the worst muhfuka EVER in the garden to fuk with his creation?
The DOUBLE set up!
I mean…THE WORST muhfuka…the guy that messed up when it wasn’t anything TO mess up!!!
How he get in anyway?
God shoulda been like “nope”
Or ATLEAST hi they were to have free will…he shoulda been like FLAG on the play…no fair Steve is here…that affects the free will…
Like Kick ball when they bounce it when they roll the ball….do over…do over…roll it slow
I’m not even gon TOUCH the Noah’s ark story…people actually believe it
Not to mention God got pissed and decided to Tsunami everybody’s face off cept this old ass man and his peoples
K NOW my other idea…
The Bible
Well first I said…
You go to Church right? Right.
To congregate with your fellow Bible folk right? right?
The pastor reads the word (The book that YOU OWN already)
And relates the word to something in everyday life/his experiences right? Right
…uhhh, why do you need that? You own the book…you prolly would do better to relate the word to YOUR own life and experiences more so than theirs
But okay…
The Bible.
This is what I said…
Since the Bible is written by man and is up to whomever’s interpretations etc etc
What they SHOULDA did was make each “book” in the Bible about specific people like “blacks, Whites, Chinese, Japanese, Jews, etc etc” and each book tells their story
I’d be more likely to buy into the stuff if they said…God made Earth, then he made these people here…these people there…they looked like this…talked like this…and then each of these groups populated the word…and here are their stories
Like you have the Euro book where they were stealing land and getting lazy and then set off in a boat and found these darker people on this continent
Then like in the Black Book you read these people were mindin they own business…wasn’t the most evolved…but then this boat showed up…
You’d be all like Ooohhhhh…and/or like “Don’t get on that boat!!!!” flippin pages to see what happens!
Mannn THAT would be interesting…understanding everyone’s story
There would be no extra religions…everyone would have their book…could learn about others…no fights
HERE IS THE KICKER!!!
I say…don’t release the book! Only have it at church in the hands of the pastor…
You HAVE to go to church to get the story…the next part
It would be like an episode of Lost!
Like…You tryin to shoot ball Sunday? Shiddddd I gotta find out what happened to the Saudi’s homeboy! It was dope last week
See…then like after every book…they release those for purchase…so when they are done you’d have your own book
And like if you missed weeks, you’d have to go to Sunday School to catch up lol
So after they did all the books…THEN they would talk about and relate the stories…
They start the books over every December 25
K, I’m done…if I’m NOT struck by lightning after I post this…I’ll blog again tomorrow lol
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I think I think: Dog Paddle
By eclectik | April 27, 2009
Awww man, to all those that JUST found my blog, sorries that I’m leaving…BUT as suggested by a few people I will leave the actual page up a little longer so you can read archives and comment (I’ll still read ALL comments)
..Hell I’ll respond to a few, but after Friday…no more new blogs on the site
I’ll be on eclectik-discussion.com every day though
So this being the last week…what else should I blog about?
Damn…yall didn’t go see The soloist? You went to see Obsessed instead?
For shame
I didn’t see either 
How much does e love him some Goodies (Ciara)
Make sure you pick up the music you’re listening to…when it comes out next week
Hey, someone put some filling in my wallet
My Bengals had ONE HELL of a draft…yay.
Alls I know is I came into work this morning and the Heat was on Oppression
It sucks when you find out that people that were really into you weren’t really into you at all
The making of the band Finale was anti-climatic…good to see seck-c D Woods…and somehow Shannon was extra banging
Nice! Diddy is going to do another girl band…more TV crushes to be had
It’s an official “NO” to Facebook and Twitter
I was in New Jersey last week…interesting place…I NEED to hit Atlantic City though
…next month perhaps; anyone wanna go wiff?
Where can I get some fan-c socks?
My eyelashes are long…does nothing for me though
It’s kinda cool talking to celebrities online…like if I lived in Cali I might hang out with them (I know I wouldn’t…but email and Text messages are pretty cool now)
I saw a yummy chick at the Grocery store…I only said hello…I got game like Hide and Go seek with one person (me.)
I’ma miss Harlem heights…
Not because of 62 year Old Briana, Car wreck voice Bridget, The Painted on thickness of Allison, or Gs to Gents Jason…Lame-O Pierre
Just Brooke
Lotta people are planning to get the Palm Pre…The people that didn’t want to leave Sprint to go to AT&T to get the iPhone
…well, good luck to you
Ima go somewhere
Okay this is what I want…
A woman right? right.
A woman that likes to chill…watch TV, play wii and board games.
A Woman that likes the movies…walk around and eat coldstone
A woman that likes to sex
Oooo and one that’s funny
…annnnnd that likes me…and that’s not a liar fayce
All wrapped up into one…now comehere and givit
THIS is the Sanaa that I like
Okay…here’s the question; You’re married and somehow someway your spouse and your Mother were in a dire situation and you could only save one from death…who do you save? Why?
Time for Smoothie King
…NOT the Percolator
You can say whatever…I don’t care
Like when women have the cleavage out…and they separate like immediately and look thin…like they are laying on their chest instead of bubblin out
…or they bubble all late like Genie shoes
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
For no reason should your breasts looking like they are Dog-Paddling
Man Dorothy Zbornak
Last year was WAY better than this year
I was in the “adult beverage” store 
and these to ladies came in and were talking about some drink they wanted to make and said I don’t know what’s in it…the other said I need my phone…I said “I can tell you”
They said “You have an App for that?” I said YEP!
LAWD
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The Healer
By eclectik | April 24, 2009
Hip Hop
Gotta love Hip Hop Week on eclectik-relaxation
It can be sad though…see? After listening and Woppin and runnin my man to all the songs on the rotation
It’s more and more obvious to why ‘rap’ music sucks armadillo ass these days
Seriously…listen to the songs
They are all light hearted, fun…and ALL DIFFERENT!
You got a song about a party, then a song about men trying to get with women…then a song about picking your nose!
And even then the songs about men trying to get with women…not lewd, objectifying, or vulgur
Just a cool ass song
The other thing is back then emcees tried to uplift/teach/educate whether it be about:
Going to school/ College
Achieving your goals
Religon
History
Self esteem mess
ALL while rockin the fuk out the party!
Hip Hop (WAS) the only form of music that taught you something and made you think while you danced and sung along
Also it was a tell tale sign of what was going on in society and upbringing…the emcees were smart!
The words they used, the way they put them together…personifications, allegories, etc
Theses days they are not smart enough to make you think, everything is blantant and litteral
…it’s the audience too, the short attention spans and simple minds that want the info right now and dont want to have to be made to think
I’m too intelligent to enjoy todays rap music
…it’s not because I’m incapable of sitting and enjoying it for what it is; I know what it was, what it should, and what it could be that it insults my intelligence
The beats were so simple…you know why? Because the stenght of the songs were the lyrics; you didn’t need to get fancy you could throw on an instrumental and just get it in
But the biggest thing is the different types of songmaking and rhyme writting…sure you have differences now but are they all successful?
Lil Wayne is really the same as Kanye as far as subject matter…same as 50 Cent and JayZ…all 4 of them same shit
Different would be The Roots…Common…maybe Outkast and Nas; same success? Nahhhh…close? Nope
Not even the same fanbases
MOST people that would like 50 cent …probably dont fuk with Common like that or the Roots
Back then though NWA fans liked Biz Markie and Liked The Fresh Prince and like Slick Rick with no problem
Because it was all good music and it was different and fulfilled a need…now you can pick a person you want to hear..and get the same information that 88% of everyone else is going to give you
Fuck it’s even the same production!
KRS One wasn’t going to have a LL beat…Run DMC wasn’t going to have the same mixes as Dana Dane
This type of music is timeless…that’s why it can be a hip hop week because any year you can bring these out and they rock
If people are too young and didnt know abou these songs when they came out…a music fan can listen to them and understand
A person who’s ear is only tuned into a hot beat and some buzz words might think it’s wack…I dunno.
I could talk and type about Hip Hop for days
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enfocus
By eclectik | April 22, 2009
I LOVE HIP HOP WEEK!
This my life…that’s is my upbringing…This is what I grew up on…the memories in pictures…peep the Visuals!
The Ruler! Mannnn The Great Adventures…great CD This guy is a part of 3 of the greatest Hip Hop Songs of all time (La Di Da Di, The Show, A children’s story) How can you deny that guy…the Jewels…come on!
Big Daddy Kane! The Smooth Operator! All the women were on him…made darkskin “in style” the illest of deliveries
Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone MY personal favorite Emcee of all time…should be everyone’s #1 or #2 he made Criminal Minded!!!
Eric and Parrish Making Dollars! People say that I resemble PMD (guy on the left)…Strictly Business and Unfinished Business were OUTSTANDING!
The GOD Emcee…EVERYONES #1 (and if not, you suck) I DARE you to find a more complete CD/Tape than Paid in Full…he made lyrics that Im just NOW understanding lol
“PE a crew, a group, not singular…we wear black wranglers!” LOL That was my line…people look at flav now as a joke…but when I was coming up he was THE MAN…he had the dance (Original and New Recipie) The clock…and no one rhymed like chuck
Sandy, Cheryl and Dee Dee (Who cares about the Original Spin…you aint even know there were two did you? ass.) Hot, Cool, and Vicious was outstanding (before they remixed it and slapped wack ass “push it on it) The Only Female rap group that managed to last…the female answer to Run DMC…I soooo wanted to lay Spin down
“James Todd Smith hard as penitentry steel…breakin necks while I flex my sex appeal” LOL Ladies love cool James…alls I know is he took out every emcee he battled and made “BAD” the illest video…that everyone knows the words and moves to
The Diaboilical Biz…Im not sure who’s the illest Beat Box he, Doug, or Buffy…but he’s the most famous…and made the best music…I mean the Vapors, Make the Music, Going off…etc etc…
These pictures take me back…damn those were the days…the Rap City Days…The Mayor Chris Thomas (and the Dance) Days…Big Lez and Joe Clair days….Prince DeJour Days!!!!! Ed Lover and Dr. Dre Days…Yo MTV Mail Man Days…Sigh
You must check the videos…
Kwmae: Peep the video
Black Sheep:This is dope
D Nice: Gotta check it
Dana Dane: Come on!
HIP HOP!!!!!!
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Sick Leave
By eclectik | April 21, 2009
Any suggesstions? Any Questions?
The DRAFT is coming! FINALLY! damnit…NFL Offseason is THE Worst!
Watch the Itzsoweezee video
Im cookin something today
Thinkin about coppin the Ferragamos…thoughts?
No wii this week…yet
That Blackberry Storm is THE Horrible…if you have it; 1 yourself.
Ima watch Harlem Heights in a bit…I’ll type about it on eclectik-discussion.com if anyone wanna get down
If I could sing…Id be too afraid to do it in public…or private
Okay TWO things about Yonce:
1. The trailer for Obsessed, I can tell: a. The whole plot of the movie and b. Yonce has the acting talent of roasted almonds.
2. She looks like a corky in that Nintendo DS commercial talkin bout some 1234 “Clap Clap Clap Clap!”
Are the Dime Lines like good enough to like read out loud?
That Vanessa Hudgens is pretty hot
Notorious comes out on DVD; I’m still thinkin I’ll wait for it to come on USA or something
Prada Sandals anyone?
What’s worse for you? Fried foods or Sweets?
Taj is getting no pub or Love for being on Survivor
Believe it or not, I’m a good guy to date…and I put out
General Hospital will finally be in Hi Def YAY! (Wait. Im the only one that cares)
The Movies I want to see:
X Men Origins: Wolverine May 1
Terminator Salvation May 21
GI Joe Aug 7
Star Trek May 8
Next Day Air May 8
See? I can still be random eventhough it’s almost a wrap
Saving money would be SO easy if I didnt car about clothes and stuff
Then I read and be like…people like you is why
I want some BBQ…I always want BBQ
Is being a picky eater REALLY a dealbreaker?
Buy me some socks
Jarah Mariano is The Sexy
…she has the Ass of a cake pan though
Why are Homemade tacos 10,000x better than any restaurants?
There’s someone for everyone…but what if my someone has pissed me off or treated me like feh?
If you like the cheese puffs more than cheetos then you stank and got a water head
I want some…yall got some?
It was some sexies on Miss USA
What is worse? A lotta Acne or A lotta Stretchmarks??
Hey ladies…Why come tattoos on your back and back of neck…you dont see them…EVER…who/what/why?
Why does Ray J walk like he’s listening to “The Goodship Lollipop” on iPod?
Organizers say Lauryn Hill will be the headline act for the Stockholm Jazz Festival in July…what she gon sang?
GO GET THIS CD
Best “Hip Hop” CD I’ve heard in about 2 years
I bet yall like muffins…dont you?
Mannnnnnnnnn they said they were making a G force movie…I got HYPE! then I saw it wasnt the G force I was brought up on
Friday I want some good food and some sex
Saturday I want some shopping, some snacks, a movie or two, some games, some convo, some nice weather and some sex
Sunday I want nada
I cannot remember seeing a white person on a KFC or Popeye’s commercial
K, done typin…carry on.
OLD SCHOOL WEEK!!!!
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I think I think: 2 Weeks Notice
By eclectik | April 20, 2009
To whom is may concern…consider this my two week’s notice I’m done blogging May 1 2009
Shutting the blog down…getting rid of the domain (I guess my myspace stalker can have it)
I may or may not keep the email address and IMs (not sure yet)
Myspace is going…I dont have facebook but if I did that would be going lol
The Remix…shutting down
The only thing ‘eclectik’ will be the eclectik-discussion.com
If I ever get the blogging “itch” I have a blog there and I’ll do it there.
K, that’s that…now on to the randomness
This weekend? Boring I was all lonely and horny and stuff…
I did get out a little bit…weather was cool
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP WEEK!
Dontcha love it? I do so screw off!
Today’s Rotation dedicating to the Beat Box!
I’ve been kinda sad off and on…meh
New Claudia Jordan shows on the Rotation!
This week’s topics are:
When your Ex moves on to their next
Breaking family ties
Platonic Friends
I’m becoming a born again virgin against my will
So the thought was…get a Twitter account…meh
I have a WHOLE ass message board…talking relationships, music, movies, old school stuff, fashion, food,
Randomness…all types of convo; Tweet that
Let’s go Krogering
I don’t drink shots…don’t understand them
…guess the point is to get drunk; I don’t drink to get drunk, I drink to feel…whooooo!
Hey it’s the NBA Playoffs! Hey I don’t give a shit…I tried but it just doesn’t move me…I’ll tune in for
Cleveland sometime (Ohio and all) ANNND My favy team (The Sixers) won but FEH I watched the NHL Playoffs
yesterday…THEY were gettin it IN!
Strictly underground funk…keep the crossover
I tried baked fish once…ewwww that’s the most flavorless mess ev to the er
Your hands are ashy…fix that
“I’m so low key that you might not see me…incognito and takin it easy”
ALLLLRIGHT Bravo! TWO NEW SHOWS!
The Fashion Show:
Judged by Fern Mallis and Isaac Mizrahi, in which designers compete to have their clothes sold at retail, as
Chosen by viewers
Launch my line:
A group of famous faces vying to launch their own clothing line. Each contestant will be paired with a fashion
Design expert who will help realize the celebrity’s creative vision.
Hey readers, lets all get together and go on a group date!
My favorite smells are Cinnamon and New Shoe
The best thing about dating someone in another state is after they dump you, you don’t have to run into them with
Their new person lol
If you eat Funyons…yo breath smells like it
Let’s have a drink…where you wanna go?
No clue what Ima do with myself…I’ll figure something out
Ladies…the Christian Louboutin Booties…I say extra hot; what say you?
What’s better? Strawberry Candy or Cherry Candy?
Chick Fil A Breakfast will be in effect soon homie
I watched some of the WORST movies ever over the weekend: New Jersey Drive and who’s your Caddy?
WHY? Because I didn’t have any company over to distract me with warm and wet yumminess
YOOOOO! The NEW V8 splash is DA TROOOOOOFFFFFFF!!!! You gotta get it
Why do toenails and fingernails grow? cant they just stay? Dang!
I miss having company…now what?
Damnit…I want to see Wolverine and I want to see The Soloist
I DONT have a movie partner….
So there ain’t no reason to don’t stop
Cause e can bring it back to the beatbox!
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Dime Lines: Park Place
By eclectik | April 19, 2009
She likes Hip Hop
Laid back like me
Down for Crate and Barrel and Z Gallerie
Has a favorite Football team, can name few players
Reads books, board games, Rocks Heels to Nike Airs
Rather go shopping than club on the weekend
Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin
When we’re sleepin
Cuddles close till it’s hot
When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop
I like that a lot
She works and Works out,
When she undresses its hard to close my mouth
I joke and call her bougie when she dresses all formal
Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal
Gets hormonal every 28th day
Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way
But that’s my baby doll face, my puddin pop
Run my fingers in her hair, wet willies she’s like STOP!
So competitive, we wager sex on Monopoly
I Got Boardwalk, Park Place? no stoppin me
I’m getting
My Fav Vicki’s
Strip Tease
And a Sexy dance
DAMN! Pay $115 for hotels off of Chance
Not funny…She’s like pay up the Money
Calls me Pooh bear rubs circles on my tummy
lol She’s a nut
“You better Stay off of myspace
And those girls on your blog, they better know their place”
Don’t get me started on the board…
I’m like, listen to you
…and whateverz, be quiet I met you online too!
“Alls I know…” don’t be stealin my words
“Meh” that’s mine too…don’t be stealin my words!
“So should I call you ‘e’?
Whatever name you wish
Shiddd…what should I call her?
Since she doesn’t exist.
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