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I can’t stand women
By eclectik | April 7, 2007
I can’t stand Women
…I can’t stand
Women with ashy/crusty heels
Women that wear makeup everyday
Women that curse profusely
Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips
Women that smoke weed every day
Women that don’t like my blogs 
Women that speak nothing but slang on the regular
Women who drinks till they’re drunk every time they go out
Women that talk loud and ignorant
Women with 4 kids with 4 men.
Women that will get into fist fights with other women
Women with hair that just don’t seem to get right
Women without a High school diploma
Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
Women with bad cell phone reception
Women that stay with men that put their hands on them
Women that know they shouldn’t wear that but wear it anyway
Women that cut all their hair off cuz they get mad
Women that ask me to do anything when the Bengals are on
Women that talk about how cute their kid is all day at work
Women that smoke cigarettes and have no plans on quitting
Women that let their children talk to them any old way
Women that smell like that
Women that gets mad because they THINK that I’m mad
Topics: I can't Stand... |
August 26th, 2006 at 12:30 am
So…erase that old “why I’m single” blog and replace them with these. I mean seriously! Bad cell phone reception?
Wow.
August 26th, 2006 at 1:57 am
I think I like the I can’t stand women more than the I love women…and the bad cell phone reception…lol…I don’t like anyone with bad cell phones…period..
August 26th, 2006 at 3:40 am
Man, what did the women with the bad cell phone reception do to you? It isn’t their faul they have a faulty phone or the network is bogus. Man! Ther’s alot of things you don’t like and I appreciate the honesty. I am with you though when women want to talk through the darn game!!!! Sit down and watch?!?! Quit talkin about how his behind look in those pants! Sorry! I was straying off on a tangent. Let’s move on….
August 26th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I can’t stand women that try and wear clothes TOO freakin small. *Look you ain’t 16 no dayum more…buy clothes that you can breathe in. If you are fat…wearing some tight jeans…makes you look like the Cookie Monster!*
I can’t stand women that wear nude stocking when they are as black as me! Wear some jet brown stockings gurl you AINT high yellow. Dayum!
I can’t stand women that wear all the baby power up on their necks in the summer time. Dang girl…wipe some of dat off!
Oh, I can’t stand women that think they can wear microbraids for longer than six weeks at ONE time. Get them refreshed…At least get the ones on the edges re-done!
Country!
August 27th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
Yeah right!!! LOL
August 28th, 2006 at 12:45 am
I can’t stand women who wear black stockings with white shoes.
I can’t stand women who wear white stockings.
I can’t stand women who admire what you have on and have the audacity to touch what you’re wearing! No Class!
I can’t stand women who dress themselves better than their children (children just plain raggedy).
I can’t stand women who feel they need to go out every weekend because they’re on the prowl.
I can’t stand women who line their lips with a black EYELINER pencil. Stop that ish!!
September 14th, 2006 at 10:55 am
I’m lovin’ the list. It would be nice to continue it and add on. For example,
I hate when a woman has to “Pop” her lips before every word she speaks!
I hate a woman that’s been saying she’s going to get her G.E.D. for so long her oldest daughter, who was a baby when she began saying this, is now about to go into high school. (my cousin)
I hate a black woman that wears white lipstick
I hate a woman that wears SPARLKES on her chest, lips, clothes, everywhere, looking like a walking kindergarten project!
I hate a woman that wears her shoes until they look like they’re leaning!
Let me stop b/c I have so many more! LOL! Thanks
March 7th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
YOU ARE A TRIP LOL…I LOVE THIS…HAHA…AND I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG
April 8th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Women with ashy/crusty heels
-Vaseline…its a girls best friend.
Women that smoke weed every day
-Oh, so it’s ok to smoke weed…just not everyday. Lol
Women with hair that just don’t seem to get right
-LMAO! I know a few of these.
Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
-So one or two is ok?
Women that smell like that
-Hmmm, what is that?
April 8th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
“Women that smoke weed every day”… BECAUSE U DONT WANNA SHARE RIGHT, BE REAL?
“Women that talk loud and ignorant”…SERIOUSLY, NOT CUTE, I HATE THAT TOO.
“Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips”…LOL, tips? AWKWARD, BUT COULD BE KINDA HOT.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:42 am
i can agree with most of the things you hate, but women that stay with men that put their hands on them… contrary to popular believe most times it’s safer to stay, than it is to leave.
April 9th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Some women are too grown to be walkin out the house with crusty/ashy ankles/heels
What is bad head?? just curious…i guess when a woman slobs too much and doesn’t pay attention to her guy’s reactions?
cigarettes are just plain gross..eww…and PLEASE don’t talk directy in my face with stank cig breath!
I especially hate seeing women with really tight stretch jeans on from the junior’s section with a shirt that barely comes down to their waist line.
April 9th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I was a little scared when I first read the title. I thought you were giving up on us E!
Women that curse profusely
-I hate it when men do this too. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.
Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips
-There is sooo much I could say about this one…
Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
-How are you feelin about excessive clevage?
Women with bad cell phone reception
-You don’t like talkin on the phone n e way. Just send her a text! lol
Women that- stay with men that put their hands on them
-Kinda mad at Dean’s comment on this one. Can’t be safer to stay if you bounce after the FIRST time it happens. Plus you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. He’ll either beat you to death or hunt you down and kill you. It’s harder to hit a moving target…
April 12th, 2007 at 3:28 am
LOL! This list is funny!
I guess you’ll like me then. =)
April 15th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Funny list!
L
December 8th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Bad cell phone reception forreal though?! Well don’t talk to anyone with Nextel…LoL I have T-Mobile
October 31st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
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