Things I cannot stand…. like….
Every time somebody says something about blacks that are not black everyone is up in arms, and it’s racist and we’re outraged!
…shut the hell up
Stop making ignorance cool and turnin bullshit into slang and ‘cool’ ish
What makes black people so damn special? We the only people that got a book of words and phrases no one but we can use/say/think
But we put it all out in the world…just don’t want it back; it’s not all our fault but it’s more than 60%
Having to cut my hair.
…I shave my head by choice (no receding hairline or anything, I just think it looks better)
Truth: I’m lazy and don’t like to shampoo, and don’t want to go pay $$$$ to get it cut It’ss so annoying to cut it every couple of days though…lemme go bald son!
People in Hip Hop vs. Rap arguments
…Most of the time these people have no clue about the culture.
It’s not all their faults, they grew up with BIG and Pac…Can’t blame them entirely but when they don’t want to listen/hear about the older stuff
…that’s annoying. Neither BIG nor Pac sniffs greatest of all time
Let me let you in on a secret…the top 5 are still alive.
Ketchup Leavins
…That Bullshit ass watery squirt that comes out the bottole when you dont shake it or turn it upside down
Squeeze me some ketchup out dis bitch
…and What the fuk is up with the 2 spellins in this micky flick?
Oprah
…Say what you want, sure she does good things for people and I would never tell anyone how to spend their money
BUT damn, she’s a publicity whore, don’t care about ish until it’s a big store…break a story for a change
And get the fuk outta Africa and hook us up, don’t down talk us then go being bougieness to another Country
That School does nothing but bring a new ‘elite class system’ to people that didn’t need it
The saying: “Wrestling is fake…”
..Dumbass, what TV SHOW is real? That’s why it’s a show fukwad…even 1/2 or Reality shows are scripted
BUT unlike regular TV Shows where if you get hit, dropped, bleed, etc where it’s staged and don’t hurt and/or done by stunt people
Wrestling…you get dropped on your head, that ish hurt whether they knew it was coming or not
When someone bleeds or DIES on Wrestling, next week they’re going to have a scar …or not be around anymore.
Happy Ignorance
Pimpin…hustlin…thugs…you name it. Why are these images portrayed as the shit!? Moreover, why are we happy to call each other that…and stop trying to turn it into a positive
Kills me with that “nah everything is a hustle…when you’re on your grind …doing your job…it’s hustlin’
No ‘Tard it’s doing your job and being responsible…everything don’t have to sound ignorant to be cool
…and ladies stop with the “I want a bad boy, gangsta, soldja shit…no you don’t, and you’re not cool either.
..And Soldier don’t have a fukn “J” in it.
LEARN YO fukin Mastery and Bonus words
Eating Payday Candy bars
…every time my peanuts be fallin off all on my shirt and the floor…stick them shits on the bar better son!
Two Liters
…As soon as you open one of those sumbitches and pour out what you want…that ish is flat
The nest time you want a nice cool carbonated beverage…shit is like juice
F’nf
Mind games
…Say what you want to say…do what you want to do…but be real about it. Don’t do ish and act like you’re not…say one thing but do and mean something else
People too old to be reading minds and trying to predict what you’re gonna do/feel…
Previews
…I CANNOT STAND Previews!
“Coming up next…” Damnit I’m watching…I’ve been watching since the show started, I’m not going nowhere…I’m watching for a reason; SO I CAN SEE what’s next.
“Next week on…” You muthafux! I’m going to watch next week…stop showing me shit!
Close talkers
…backdafucup! Damn I know you’re talking to me…and hey I’m talking to you too…we don’t need to have to be Eskimo kissin mufuka
Breath all hot and tangy
and what’s worse than when a little spittle lands on your lip from them!?
Wanna crack them in the damn head!
The College/Job situation
…I mean I graduated from college a minute ago BUT I always thought it was bullshit when an employer KNOWS you just graduated
(it’s on the damn resume) be talkin about “Yeah you don’t have enough experience…” you big water head muhfuka I KNOW that, how the hell am I to get said experience if you don’t hire me
Fuktard!?
ummmm…comin up next Monday on eclectik-relaxation: I think I think…random thoughts from my stupid head
puahahahahahaha
Stop making ignorance cool…
-Very well said…Can’t really argue with that.
-I like bald…bald is sexy.
Ewww-I don’t eat ketchup, the small alone is enough to make me gag.
…and What the fuk is up with the 2 spellins in this micky flick?
-LOL!
I feel you on the Oprah thing, yeah I guess she would be considered a philanthropist…but just because Oprah says it, does not mean its gospel.
Hey! Are you calling me a dumb ass? I say “Wrassling is Fake” all the time. *looking at you sideways and crooked*
No ‘Tard it’s doing your job and being responsible…everything don’t have to sound ignorant to be cool
-Well considering some of the men I grew up around, I’ve heard the term “hustle” used before these little rappers wanted to be pimpin’ (yeah, I used the term pimpin)
I don’t buy two liters for that very reason.
So from this blog, I’ve learned that I’m a not cool ignorant dumb ass. Hmmm…
I couldn’t agree with you more on the things you can’t stand. I would have to add one thing… adulthood; bills, groceries,limited income…I can’t stand being an adult. And the sad thing is I thought my life suck when I was in middle school, now I would do anything just to go, at least for a day
LMAO @ Fuktard!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
I hate whn people play mind games too. It makes me feel confused and like im going crazy. I like the gact in two liters you get more for your money be it juice or fizz.
Two liters:
I don’t know if this would work, but you might need this
First off-”Imaginary Playmates” You are taking it baaackkkk!!!! Anglea Winbush is one of the greatest female vocalists of all time!!!!! That being said……………..
“Having to cut my hair”
-Baldness is grown & sexy!!!!
“Happy Ignorance”
-Isnt that an oxymoron??? For some unfortunately-not.
“Close talkers”
-Somebody hold my mule…while i whoop this musty breath mofo!!! lol
“The College/Job situation”
-You are so right!!!! I am having that problem right now!!! It is like needing I.D. to get I.D. If I had I.D. mofo I wouldnt need I.D.!!!!
“Stop making ignorance cool and turnin bullshit into slang and ‘cool’ ish
What makes black people so damn special?”
Man, Black people need to quit! I starting to fell like how it was back in the day when we were young kids and had “clubs/clubhouse”. It could have been a cardboard box and some trash we found that we called treasures but, we had or own special passwords and club secret words that only we knew. Anybody that wanted to be in our club had to go through a series of things to join. SOmetimes we rejected other kids. But nobody could use them words and stuff but us. Sure, some non-club members heard us use them but if they copied our style, they pay dearly (get a childish cuss-out/or chased away) for (A) not really knowing what they mean (to us) and (B) Unauthorized use , not being apart of the club. We would make up some crazy stuff to know that it WAS our own. That is how it is with our culture.Unfortuantly the words at the center of debate are derogatory terms for our race and that is references to our features, characteristics to our hair and body types…..like that club, we can say Nigga Please!… That Nappy-Headed trifing….so and so….but let IMUS do it or any other person not black, who feels by the looks of how we seem to accept it, use it………….. then we get mad. Why get mad when we (not all of us) seem to think it’s ok, seeing that we aren’t complaining when our fellow entertainers and stuff “glorify” it. I’m just saying that unfortuantely those who, like me who don’t purchase alot of music with those words, get lumped together with those who do with other cultures think one means all. Not cool.
But we put it all out in the world…just don’t want it back; it’s not all our fault but it’s more than 60%
Preach homie.
…That Bullshit ass watery squirt that comes out the bottole when you dont shake it or turn it upside down
it’s even worse with mustard *lol* that’s why i get the ketchup bottle that come standing upside down..it’s worth the extra $0.30
…every time my peanuts be fallin off all on my shirt and the floor…stick them shits on the bar better son!
LMAO
Close talkers
…backdafucup! Damn I know you’re talking to me…and hey I’m talking to you too…we don’t need to have to be Eskimo kissin mufuka
Breath all hot and tangy
and what’s worse than when a little spittle lands on your lip from them!?
Wanna crack them in the damn head!
~~~ AMEN!!!!
LEARN YO fukin Mastery and Bonus words
Im going to cut you for this! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E ive gotten into some serious E-guments about this Imus thing and personal responsibilty. Black people are hypocrites. That fool Imus didnt even bother me that much, We say much more degrading things. Turn on your tv’s, visit your local comedy club, turn on your radios and we’re calling each other all types of names. Yet we’re up in arms & ready to picket when a non-negro uses it. Give me a break black ppl. it was US that put those images and desensitized those words out there for THEM to use and throw back at us. We made it cool for others to use the word niggas, bitches and hoes as terms of endearment.
and i know ppl may throw stones at me but i was never a Oprah Fan (ducks).
you big water head muhfuka I KNOW that, how the hell am I to get said experience if you don’t hire me
I concur! ive never understood this!!!!
and i try not to drink soda anymore, seltzer has much more fizz n u can add juice and make ur own concoction!
The College/Job situation: SO TRUE…I HATE WHEN ADS FOR JOBS ASK FOR LIKE 10+ YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, WTF?
“Wrestling is fake…”: WHY WATCH? YOU’RE REALLY TESTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE, YOU NEED TO STOP WATCHING THAT FOOLISHNESS. I TOLD MY LITTLE BROTHER THE SAME THING, HES 10.
Pimpin…hustlin…thugs: I FEEL SORRY FOR PEEPLEZ WHO BUY INTO THAT BS…SO LAME.
Ketchup Leavins: SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO NASTY.
Hello e,
No explanation necessary…. Really…..
But, I was just wondering whats up the “excessive” profanity??? Feels like you’re shouting at the top of your lungs…….(holds both ears)
Then again how about more old school reggae on the rotation to facilitate the healing???
I’ll be listening….
Just wanted to say love your blog…great voice! Check me out sometime at the Kristasphere. Into the Google Reader you go…
Hi, E:
I started reading your blog a few weeks ago… found it through my friend’s blog (Southern Lady). I must say that you are really gifted and HILARIOUS!!!!!
Sonya B.
OPRAH is right in taking her money elsewhere-Kids over here are pitiful and lack the go getta attitude……
I can’t stand that pickle body T.I-He is the king of what? How to cheat on Tiny? I mean damn that lil boy has too much hype about him.
Oh I’m feeling that Rene and Angela…..damn can we get music like that anymore?
So what you think about Y&R—?? Neil put down the bottle it’s not becoming
Special doesn’t even begin to describe you…
I hate that watery mess from the Ketchup too. Mustard does it as well, but I know your condiment consumption is limited so you woudln’t know about that lol.
Oh, and shout out to Married with Children for “leavins” lol. I believe they ate toaster leavins lol!
Ketchup leavins–I hate that, too. Same thing goes for that damn mustard!
LMAO at fucktard! That’s a new one.
I found you yesterday and I think I’m completely addicted to you. Get out of my head. This is boggling my mind.
Good stuff. Fan = +1
Truth: I’m lazy and don’t like to shampoo
-YES that is LAZY!!!!
That Bullshit ass watery squirt that comes out the bottole when you dont shake it or turn it upside down Squeeze me some ketchup out dis bitch…
-Ur silly but its worst when its mustard… YUK because it looks like piss lol
.Dumbass, what TV SHOW is real? That’s why it’s a show fukwad…even 1/2 or Reality shows are scripted
-MAN…. U r a damn fool…LoL fukwad??? I gotta use that one.
Mind games…Say what you want to say…do what you want to do…but be real about it. Don’t do ish and act like you’re not…say one thing but do and mean something else People too old to be reading minds and trying to predict what you’re gonna do/feel…
-Ewww this is a new topic and blog all by itself!!!! Iyiyi u don’t know how many times I tell people my B.A. Is not n PSYCHOLOGY! I can’t tell what the fuck u thinkin LoL ummm fukwad…LoL haha yep Im using that babez its been SWIPED!
Close talkers…backdafucup! Damn I know you’re talking to me…and hey I’m talking to you too…we don’t need to have to be Eskimo kissin mufuka Breath all hot and tangyand what’s worse than when a little spittle lands on your lip from them!?
Wanna crack them in the damn head!
-eww when I worked at T-Mobile… I almost smacked a hoe she was standing too close for comfort behind my register lol…
Breath rockin like I was at a Go-Go back n 98 LoL
I always thought it was bullshit when an employer KNOWS you just graduated(it’s on the damn resume) be talkin about “Yeah you don’t have enough experience…” you big water head muhfuka I KNOW that, how the hell am I to get said experience if you don’t hire me Fuktard!?
-OMG…. I hate that! I be lookin at people like NAH BITCH… What the hell u think Im doin…tryin to get some damn experience or they b like OOOO u just graduated a degree n Sociology. I b thinkin NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!! Did u check my resume before u called me on this damn interview wasting my time and shit.