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Archive for May, 2007
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Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
How much weight did you gain over the weekend?
Why when a woman wears her hair natural it’s always brought to our attention that she is, and the reasons.
Damn, okay…women with perms or weaves don’t go around validating why they do what they do
…I like them all…I’m just sayin.
I’d like to introduce you all to Aisha. [...]
I think I think: eclectik-delight
Monday, May 28th, 2007Do you feel like your 3-Day weekend is incomplete if you DONT have BBQ?
And why does it always rain on your 3 Day?
And you know the WORST part of the 3 Day weekend? The Fourth day…at work: “So what did you do?” “Did you go somewhere?” Did you…did you…?
Shut your filthy hole, it’s MY business [...]
Do I Do: Batter Dipped
Thursday, May 24th, 2007
Do you?
Think that there’s cameras in the bathrooms sometimes?
Want to go upside a co workers head with one of those metal staplers?
Wonder how you’re always the brokest on Pay Day?
Do the Kid n Play Kick step with inanimate objects?
Think Waffles kick Pancakes ass?
Wonder why you have over 50, 100, 200 Myspace friends but only talk [...]
Calve Muscle
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007Watched Waist Deep for the first time over the weekend…Megan Good…wow.
Everything I’ve ever typed on this blog I really did/do/thought…one thing is for certain it’s real
I’m SO glad this last week’s Y&R shows are over…all the Nick sadness…feh.
You know what WOULD’VE been hot?
…If Shelia would’ve gotten away right? Found out the Plane went down…went to [...]
I think I Think: I Heart Chrisette
Monday, May 21st, 2007I want some new cologne; maybe this weekend
I got a couple of places Ima frequent this summer
How was Shrek the third?
The Spurs are playing The Jazz…I’d rather stare at a slice of bologna HAS to be more entertaining
You know what I do? I try NOT to put my arm around the passenger seat when backing [...]
eclectik selekshunz (My Top 10)
Thursday, May 17th, 2007My Top 10 Women I sooo want right now
I dunno, do I have “A Type”?
I’m not a “Breast” or “Ass man” you can clearly see in my list that “curves” are optional…I much more valuse pretty skin, eyes, LEGS and ARMS over anything else.
blah Blah Blah…and on to the list….
1. Zoe Saldana
The Face of eclectik-relaxation.com
She’s [...]
Dime Lines: 12 to 1
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
As soon as I walk in the erection takes over
Oils are burnin, drunk off the scent fuk sober
She looks incredible
Baby Tee Boy Shorts exceptional
Mouth watering, she’s suckable, likable she’s edible
My cinnamon Swirl, Candy Girl she’s a vision
Minds filled with thoughts of intimate collisions
I bought ice cream
But she’s the one I want to taste
My tongue circles [...]
40oz Grit lumps
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007Where the Hell is the Wire!?!?!?
I remember wanting to eat Mayor McCheese
…and I dont even eat Cheeseburgers
A woman in sweats is such a damn turn on to me
You know what movie I like? Boiler Room
Remember the Pull Out Radio?
“Ugly Betty” can get it
I hate clipping my nails, such a wack task.
I need someone to come [...]
I Think I think: Fergie Top
Monday, May 14th, 2007
Am I the only one that carries cash? I don’t want to ’swipe’ for a bag of chips or some gummy bears.
Seems like the Breaking the post up was a hit last week, I’ma try it again…see if I get the same results
Hate that the people on the board don’t discuss Lost, Y&R or Heroes [...]
What I cant stand 2
Friday, May 11th, 2007What I can’t stand:
When I’m driving behind somebody and they wont/don’t move over and you move around them and after you get in front of them…they move over
…F’n Fuk face! Shoulda got your punk ass over there in the first place…I swear if I didnt like my automobile I’d sideswipe your whole life away!
When F’n [...]
