Archive for June, 2007
« Previous EntriesDime Lines: Lip Service
Saturday, June 30th, 2007
Full lips,
I get lost in every curve
Verbal intercourse every syllable in her words
Even if they’re slurred,
I’m a sucker for her pucker
Profanities sound elegant as she softly demands I…
When she licks ‘em I’m quickly fallen victim
Shivers down my spine as my eyes beg to kiss em
So cute the little crinkles on her upper lip
Provide friction
Consonants float [...]
I think I think: Baby Fists
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Sour Patch Kids; beat the mess out of Gummi Bears
If you have to think more than .1 seconds to decide whether to be with Trina or Farrah Franklin there’s a problem
I’d go to museums
You know who use to rock? ZZ Top
With The Sopranos gone…guess Entourage is the only reason to have HBO
I hate Shaking hands…Gimme [...]
I think: BET Awards
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007I Figured why not? I knew most of you were gettin yo ignant on….so I looked
WOW
Pre Show
Why is Bone Thugs on the Pre Show?
..And why do they have a new single?
they look like when you’re at a family reunion and your cousins is tryin to be a group and get up and perform for the [...]
Brandon Brewster
Monday, June 25th, 2007Okay 3 Things:
Her CD is GREAT
Her Voice makes me wanna F
And if you don’t like her too bad cuz she’s gon be bangin in the Rotation for a minute.
What a Finale to the Ultimate Fighter…the show, the actual fight-fight was messed up for the one dude (I wanted him to lose anyway) but the REST [...]
fukmdewu
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007You know how women get on men for:
Being obsessed with the smaller women (Skinny Bitches)
Not being attracted to “Bigger women”
Thinkin it’s not sexy when a woman gains significant weight
Likes how the women on videos and men magazines look
??????
When was the last time a woman drooled over some pot belly dude?
What male model doesn’t have a [...]
Do I do: Fried Green
Thursday, June 21st, 2007Do you?
Find that the WRONG people be trying to ‘get at you’ on the internet?
Remember when we stupidly tried to say The KKK stood for “Kool Kolored Kids”
Think that The Body Shop is Killin Bath and Body Works?
Wonder why there are no cool daytime black male talk show hosts?
Think the message board has more potential [...]
Racerback
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007Do women like have to prick their nipps or something to breast feed?
…how do you start and stop the milk flow?
What’s the best flavor Vodka? I dunno…I like them all, I dunno bout Pear though.
AND why do men have nipples?
…AND Why are they all small?
wait. I don’t want big ones…nevermind.
Did He really make a song [...]
I think I think:Jeanine “The Rookie”
Monday, June 18th, 2007Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was damn good…WAY better than he first….better than Spider Man 3
Only complaints: Not enough Doom and they never actually showed Galaticus
And why did they spend all that money and makeup to turn a brown skin, brown hair, brown eyed Latina into a Blonde hair, blue eyed white woman?…
Just [...]
I remember when: Funshine
Thursday, June 14th, 2007I remember when
You could buy pencils at school, they smelled like bubble gum
Left your fingers smellin all good
Girls sucked they thumbs
Either those or pickles, had Now & Laters in the middle
Great space Coaster had Goriddle Gorilla
Jem and the Holograms? Shidd Mistfits kicked ass
Had, Roxy, Stormer, Jetta and the leader Pizzazz
Papa Smurf was the only one [...]
Stay Soft
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
Okay so I have a “So you think you can dance” Girlfriend (Shut up) Sabra Johnson
I’ma watch till she gets voted off
Look at those arms
I watched John Tucker Must Die on Saturday…so? Shut up!
I’m so boring; it doesn’t bother me THAT much but I should be doing a little more.
I never had a Stalker sometimes [...]
