Archive for January, 2008
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008Souljah boy claiming to be the best rapper &/OR the difference between hip hop & rap
Okay…see?
Souljah boy has been quoted to saying something to the effect that he’s the hottest rapper out…hotter than Lil Wayne…and Hotter than Jay-Z
There’s a few things wrong with this statement.
*ahem*
Souljah boy has the lyrical expertise of a Mute Raccoon with [...]
BBQ Prada Tote
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008Uh, uh, uh, yeah, it’s finally my turn to think and type
Because my devastating blogs I know you will like
You see my blog is fresh, it’ll blow your mind
And if you don’t like my thoughts I’ll go big in your behind
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-uh-uh-ha)
I can’t keep the song goin…effew
So now I’m thinking…Do a post on Mondays (Random) ; [...]
Clecti-sonic
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008I’m eclectik relax and I’m here to blog
Thoughts like mine could never be stopped
See my random thoughts and you know they fresh
Party rockers, non-stoppers, and my name is def
See the e is for eclectik, C is for can
The Lectik is just the rest but it is def
If I had my top 10 I’d run a [...]
Hate the truth: Spam sandwhiches
Monday, January 28th, 2008
Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you!?
Oh SHIT! I see you son! Got that phat new $800 Hoodie that everyone has…Still owe mom rent though eh?
NAH Homeboy! She don’t appreciate you! After you came back from the strip club you called her to say Happy Birthday…it’s wasn’t midnight yet!
I KNOW [...]
I CAN live without my radio
Thursday, January 24th, 2008I would HATE to grow up these days…kids have NADA!
Music Sux
Do people listen to lyrics anymore?
Pop music is out of control
Shows don’t play music videos in their entirety anymore…fuk they don’t even start them from the beginning now.
If I were an artist, I’d just make a snippet send it into MTV and BET and pocket [...]
I remember when: Dawes & all
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
I remember when…
We rocked Karl Kani and Big Bubble coats
The Brown Eastland Moccasins that they called boats
Girls sucked Pickles Now&Laters in the Middle
Wore the Bright Cross Colurs lookin like skittles
Every drug dealer had a beeper on their side
R Kelly and the Public Announcement made Vibe
Had to catch the bus…nobody had a ride
Every Family reunion: The [...]
Krogering
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008I’m about 30 sit-ups from lookin like I did 5 sit-ups LOL
I want a new cell phone but I dont need one…nor is there one I really want…’sides a iphone; but no to AT&T
You know what NO ONE likes? 3 Musketeer bars…they have to be the most useless candy bar
Has anyone bothered to ask what [...]
I think I think: Sing Celebrate
Monday, January 21st, 2008
…and if you be reading e its good cuz I do the Blog for you
Give Dime lines a chance, girls, I type romance
And if you find that eclectik relaxation is right for you
Make it official, gimmie some loooooove, ooh, yeah
My Blogggggg!
The MLK Inspired rotation…I’m already in Washington…lets march!
…whoops, I’m at work…sorriez.
Yeeeeah man…I worked today; these [...]
She!
Friday, January 18th, 2008Looks attract….personality keeps….actions maintain
She likes football:
A woman that enjoys sports is sexy. ESPECIALLY Football; if you actually liked football and came over to your mans spot with a something to drink, in some sweats or a jersey of your favorite team, made some wings before kick off, it would go an incredibly long way.
This works [...]
Strappy hobo
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008How’s the Jamie Foxx shows on the rotation?
I feel a little bit better…those of you that care.
Hey least one of you got the What’s the 411 reference.
YouTube is nuts…The Crank Dat Phenomenon is gone too far; so far I’ve seen…
Crank dat: Superman, Batman, Aqua man, Roadrunner, Scooby Doo, Forrest Gump, Fun Dip, Wonder Woman…
So I’ma [...]
