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By eclectik | February 26, 2008
I begin some of my blogs with a song
So you can sing along
Then read the things I say
And dont be thinkin “hey he’s gay”
Hey women I love some you…I think the world of you
How do I make these…these Rhyme? (Like the dime lines)
All I do is blog for you
Tuesdays I be doin it too
Everyday you should come and fine
I could update at any time….
OOooooooooooh OH!
Ba ba baba ba ba……..
NEW JAMIE FOX SHOWS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ROTATION!
…you’re welcome
I got 93% of the Personality and 68% of the looks…that’s 80%…that’s a solid B…now give it
The upkeep of Pussy is crazy…I’m SO glad I dont have one…love them…but the penis is such the move!
I could not be a woman.
…Any grocery store…Connivance store…Pharmacy has the “coochie aisle”
Describe me in 5 words or less
BOY Naomi 37 years old.
Skin…incredible!
Is If was a Fifth then we’d be usin Fifth instead of If
You know what I want to do? Go to where someone is having Lasik Laser eye surgery and stand behind the Doctor and go “Pewunne Pewunne”
People as a whole suck too much to be racist
when is it going to be not cool to throw up the peace sign in pictures? Can we stop doing that already?
My eyes get red in the cold…and when it’s dark and someone turns the lights on
This is what I think…Smoking Marijuana may not be addictive…but it could still cause cancer…just make some “Special brownies” if you want the weed so hard.
Awwww yeah…run out to Best Buy!
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It’s the New Amerykah eclectik review! (That’s right…playin in the rotation too dun)
Amerykahn Promise
Classic badu, funky…reminds me of old Funkadelic
The Healer
Ill joint, simple…basic cool message.
Me
The sound good rollin to the Mall on a staurday song…LOL@ Gotten thick
I like the breakdown accapella LOL soo her
My People
Nod factor…reminds me of something for Worldwide Underground
Solider
Rocks…intial fav song…hasnt lost a step on this one; Real Badu
The Cell
Not classic Badu but interesting…fast paced usually dont do swell…it’s cool
The Chorus is the hotness
Twinkle
Track is bangin…and she rides the joint tough!
I’m not following the ending…kinda ruins bumpin the joint in the car
Master Teacher
Funky…throwback makes you wanna clap
The second 1/2 of the song is just as fly
…prolly best ong on the CD
That Hump
New Fav jazzy and hot…makes you wanna sway lol
Shes good for breaking the songs down
Telephone
She still hits you witht he long tracks…this one over 7 minutes…LOVE her
Telephone is a feel good song…you cannot not dig this one
CD seems like she had tons of things to say and songs in her head and tried to give as much as possible
Esp since she’s doing like 3 CDs this year
The Bonus track
Cool…nice way to wrap it up…she’s the illest; cannot wait to here Pt. 2
HONEY!
…ironically enough doesnt fit with the rest of the CD at all lol Still love it
I’ll give it 4 e’s out of 5…just might be better than Worldwide Underground
The first half was kinda slow…picked up love-love on the second
Hate that the second half of Twinkle…prolly my least fav part.
I have HIGH Hopes for New Amerykah Part Two (Return Of The Ankh)
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Have you seen a BIGGER fall from grace than J-Lo?
People use to want hear/that all the time…she was the original Kim K.
If she and Puff Diddlez woulda stayed together it woulda been ill
IMO Puff & J LO > Jay Z and Yawn say
(Not in talent but in interest …J & Yawn are Boring…least Puff and J be shootin people and gettin drunk)
Maybe it’s because I dont eat a lot but women that’s always stuffin they face is kinda a turn off
…but that’s prolly what they say about me a TV
Seriously these Reebok Voltrons are my new fav shows to wear
Why are legs so sexy to me? Esp the calve…when it’s all round and stickin out…mmmmm
I’ve been a leg man since jr. High…that’s when it started one of my friends took ballet and she’d come to school wearing skirts and dresses
WooooooooW
I mean legs….
LOOK AT THOSE! they make me stronger.
However, I heard that women that take Ballet feet be on the badness
Here’s the thing about Sanaa…she’s pretty I just dont want to bang no more…she looks damn good I just dont lust after her.
I could NOT be more sleepy…can’t sleep though
…it’s the cousin of death.
I want an iphone…with sprint service.
Sleeping early is the stuff…less time on the net and IM though
Who needs a letter opener…use your fanga
Guess what I got me some of?
Chewables dun!
Revive Vitamin Water …yum
I SSSOOOOO Do not care about Baseball…steroids…or anything else.
WHO CARES!?
I respect the woman that says she’s not interested WAY more than the woman that just strings you along.
I dont have a toaster.
Syesha!
Look at that stomach…and skin
I benched 250 lbs…3 times; It’s heavy.
I had the BEST Chipotle the other day…I ONLY eat the crispy tacos though; the rest of that ish looks like blech.
I Smell good…come smell.
There are whole weeks where I’m not horny at all…well least days.
I gotta find me some new places to shop…all these wack as stores carry smediums
Kinda want this Burberry Top
Gummi worms
I dont need the La La La after my Oochie Coochie
eclectik gotta big ole Blog…I know I told you I’d read you…but clectik gotta Big ole Blog
So now I’m leavin you.
Topics: The Randomness | 18 Comments »
February 26th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Silly
Stylish
Sarcastic
Sexy
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
THANK YOU for the Rotation and review…I didn’t get to go out and get the CD yet. Loving it so far!!!
You know what I want to do? Go to where someone is having Lasik Laser eye surgery and stand behind the Doctor and go “Pewunne Pewunne” – YOU ARE A NUT!!!! who knew that sound was spelled that way…silly!!
LOL@coochie aisle
I was not a fan of the Puff and J-Lo couple…at all, they annoyed me.
Why do you have chewables?? LOL…i want some. How many you gotta take for your daily dose of vitamins??
You use a letter opener cuz you can get a paper cut…and those are not the business.
Whatchu smellin like??
250?? You SKRONG!!! LOL
Nice Burberry top…see? pretty darn stylish you are Mr. Eclectik
Sour gummi worms are where its at!!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Male Fashionista, Hip Hop Head
Good Review, I was at the store at 8- can’t wait til July….
February 26th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I had a make up artist at MAC once who told me he used to do runway shows. He said that he once did Naomi’s make up and she has THE worst attitude but the most gorgeous skin…
February 26th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I got 93% of the Personality and 68% of the looks…that’s 80%…that’s a solid B…now give it
uh huh
The upkeep of Pussy is crazy…I’m SO glad I dont have one…love them…but the penis is such the move!
I could not be a woman.
…Any grocery store…Connivance store…Pharmacy has the “coochie aisle”
lmao
yeah puff and j-lo were more interesting
like el rotationo
However, I heard that women that take Ballet feet be on the badness
yep. walkin in toe shoes will do that to ya
February 26th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
The Upkeep of pussy isn’t hard. Just gotta take care of it daily. The downkeep is a B.I. During those times within the month.
Guess what I got me some of?Chewables dun!
-I always hated those things.
I respect the woman that says she’s not interested WAY more than the woman that just strings you along.
-I respect the man that says he’s not interested than just fake like he does to get some.
I had the BEST Chipotle the other day…I ONLY eat the crispy tacos though; the rest of that ish looks like blech.
-Still never had Chipotle is it really that good? Lemme know what I’m missing
February 26th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Now if you move up to an A-, we can talk…
Lmao @ the coochie aisle…ha! Yeah, the money we spend on the upkeep…
e=realistic dreamer
Dang, leave us alone…we have to eat sometimes…
Ewww, @ the chewable vitamins.
I think I feel the same about men that string you along…so not cool.
I can’t imagine eating steak in a crispy taco shell…just seems all wrong. But if you say it’s good…
Bye leaven then…we don’t curr!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Naomi is stunning! 37! Wow. It’s funny I was just watching her lil commercial and commenting on how great she looked.
What do you smell like?
That burberry top is hot. Get it.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I like the top, can I have the Bam Bam chewable?
February 27th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Random…silly…sexy…fun..real
LOL @ ‘coochie aisle’.. they need a ‘dang-a-lang aisle’ too…
Can’t wait to get the New Amerykah. I love Miss Badu.
Yeah, J. Lo did fall off kinda hard. Right after that whole ‘Bennifer’ crap.
I have a friend from college and he’s a ballet guy (ballerino ?). His legs and arms were sick. His calves were the business
I need a letter opener b/c I can never just tear the envelope open w/o cutting my finger. I always end up ripping the whole dang letter up.
I wanna come smell you… a smellin good man is a major turn-on
That Burberry jacket is kinda young homie…like no matter what size you get it in, it will always look smedium, lol
February 27th, 2008 at 1:14 am
I’m soo loving Erykah’s cd!!! It sets a nice mood to your blog.
Five words to describe e: the best talentely random sweetheart! lol corny right lol I tried lol
yea i agree with delightful, that burberry jacket a lil small….muscle shirts aint cool e lol
“eclectik gotta big ole Blog…I know I told you I’d read you…but clectik gotta Big ole Blog
So now I’m leavin you.”…. cute lol
February 27th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Hey I’d try it on and get a good size…I aint tryin to have eclectik nipps pokin out no sweater LOL
February 27th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Wow, I am really shocked by the things Maxine Waters said about her supporting Hillary (which you know is based on her 25-30 year relationship with Hillary Clinton). Then she “claims” she will support him if he wins the democratic nomination. Am I missing something here? Jamie Foxx got a good laugh out of her “pretending” she didn’t even know Barack Obama’s name. Thats crazy. Of course she knows his name.
Props to Tatyana Ali for her giving props to the 1960s and the leaders of that Civil Rights era. I never knew she attended Harvard.
Here’s the thing about Sanaa…she’s pretty I just dont want to bang no more…she looks damn good I just dont lust after her.
I feel you. You feel about Sanaa Lathan the way I feel about this lady who works two cubicles over from me.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:54 am
See Don?
I bring the blog
I bring the funny
I bring you radio shows
I bring you the rotation
I try to get you through the week!
February 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
I just copped the new Badu joint. It’s tight. I can’t t stop playing it
I see you’re a Bengals fan. Don’t let Ocho Cinco walk. Palmer is gonna need him and so will TJ. I’m a Falcons fan…pray for me. We suck.
JLo is washed up…sticka fork in her.
The last time I benched 250 was when I played football in college and my scholarship depended on it. LOL. I wouldn’t dare try to lift anything more than 225.
@ Don
If I bang Sanaa…I gotta keep bangin her until she gets pregnant.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I effs with some Chipotle son. The burrito bols are where its at though. I can’t eat the damn regular burritos though cause them joints be making you feel obese cause you have no choice but to eat them joints fast. I heard though that one trip there is like your daily quota for calories for a day. And do ‘special’ brownies really work?? I’m curious about it, but I don’t want to smell like trees all day. And Sanaa is my ultimate crush right now. I’m a leg man too…and I’m a sucker for some pretty eyes.
Oh, the five words…spontaneous, truthful, wild, hilarious and random.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Not feeling New Amerykah….I’m sad about that too- I love me some Ms. Badu but this one is over my head. It’s worse than WW Underground to me…I can only count 3 songs that I really like
But Janet came up, her CD is actually pretty good.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
relaxing
wise
hilarious
sweet
humble
February 28th, 2008 at 2:39 am
i miss flintstones vitamins.
-karrie b.