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By eclectik | March 4, 2008

My Favorite Breakfast…my ultimate breakfast would be:
Banana Pecan Waffles
Turkey Sausage patties
Butter Grits
Unlimited Mimosas
Maybe a small cinnabon on the side.
OR
Some cornflakes…lightly sugared
And some turk Sausage
OJ

I USE to love to go to the Breakfast spots/restaurants to get my Break fast on…but not really anymore.
It always seems to me that the breakfast spots (Especially I hop) are extra dirty or skieves me out
The spoons dont look right…the plates look a little off; the workers look a little shifty
I dunno…
Of course I’m super analytical e but; somefin just dont be right.
The glasses you have to stare at and make sure aint nuffin floatin in the juice

OH and what be on the syrup thingies? they be all crusty or sticky and stuff..and who knows what nasty Mcdasty
Diseasey McSneezerton has been rubbin their infected ass faces and touchin shit right before your party?
Just sayin.
Bob Evans was the move…iHop was cool…where else; Cracker Barrel…I like that place still…Waffle House…Denny’s
I dunno.
I just think places that sell other things than breakfast…shouldn’t sell breakfas…or something.
You know what I like?
Burger King Breakfast Mmmmmmm
The Hash Browns and French Toast sticks are Like to the that…Iv’e had the sausage Crissonwhich (Only sausge though the e dont play that egg and cheese shit)
McDonalds Hotcakes USE to be a dream…when I was younger…tuckin that little piece of sausgue under them joints…mmm mmmm

Best fast food place breakfast I’ve had though? Wendy’s. Whoooooooooooo!
Not all Wendy’s have Breakfast…I’ve only seen 3 but it is Yum to the eeee!
A GOOD breakfast will put me to sleep too…more so than a good luch or Dinner…mmm mmmm eatin in the morning then sleepin and waking up in the afternoon…yay.
Ladies THAT’S what’s sexy…sexin down a guy at night…then getting up and making breakfast!?!?!?
OR
Calling and coming over with Breakfast fixins and hookin it!?
LOVE.

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March 4th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Sausage patties and butter grits…
Damn, now that was really breakfast. With the toast that came straight from the oven onto the plate…as soon as you took a bathe and put your “play outside all day” clothes on…
*shaking my head*
They dont make them mornings like they used to.
Man, f the world.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:15 am
I remember the hotcakes and sausage at McD’s was the ish when I was a kid. That was the ultimate breakfast for me.
I like IHop. As diverse as their menu is…I always get the same damn thang each time that I go there.
I never liked Crakker Barrel. Every one that I’ve ever gone to has been dirty. The problem is compounded by sitting around po white trash.
I’m a huge fan of Waffle House. In ATL, the Waffle House’s are just as common as seeing McDonald’s or Burger King. It’s a great place to hit when you’re coming from a club or a bar. You’ll probably see some funny stuff like drunk people who are tryna sober up before they head home.
March 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Awwww… Brown Sugar. I love that movie!
I know what you’re sayin about IHOP. That’s a trip. I’m ALWAYS talkin about their spoons… There’s always some dried up mess on them, or the waitress comes out holdin the spoon part that goes in your MOUTH with her dirty-ass hands. I don’t get it.
Cracker Barrel has great pancakes but HORRIBLE french toast. Go figure. They use sour-dough bread for their french toast. I’m like…uh…you want me to eat basically sour, moldy-ass bread with syrup and that’s supposed to taste GOOD? I’m sure you’ve notice the color of the clientele in Cracker Barrel…so it all starts makin sense. LOL
March 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
now why u gon go do this to me E… I havent had a good meal since fri… I have been struggling with the flu for the past couple days… I finally ate like 3 fork fulls of spaghetti yesterday and then I was full… I still have no appetite and when i make my self eat something it doesnt taste like anything… gosh i hate being sick…
March 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I feel you abt IHOP… They all have the same look, dirty employees, dirty silverware… its scary!!
Wendys is awesome.. nothing like McDonalds!!!
I use to make breakfast for my man…. I would do it while he was sleep and let the aroma wake him up… bring it to him in bed….eat and do it again!! Aww, the old days.. I won’t mine doing it again … LOL —
March 4th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
You missing my favorite condiment in your grits…then it would be complete!
Mimosas! YYAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
Whenever I go out to eat I ask for hot water to put my silverware in. Can never be too careful man.
I say sexin down a guy at night…then getting up and making breakfast is the best! :respect:
March 4th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Barnhills has the FIRE breakfast! But the first breakfast you mentioned made me salivate!
I love getting up on the weekend and cooking breakfast for my main men…butter grits, turkey sausage, scrambled eggs, bacon, cinnamon rolls and either pancakes or waffles. so much fun and so much love…who can mess up breakfast?
March 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I love IHOP breakfast! They the only place that give out free pancakes. Free is the best price.
Mom’s breakfast is the best tho:-)
Mimosas for breakfast e? That can explain a coupla of thangs lol
March 4th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
mentioned in the first. Breakfast foods are my favorite, I can eat breakfast any time of the day.
Ihop is the nastiest place on earth…well behind the waffle house.
Give me a supreme croissant from Jack N the Crack and I am good to go.
Am I the only person that does not like breakfast sausage? Ewww.
Why can’t I get breakfast in the morning? Bring me some Belgian waffles, strawberries, and hot cocoa. Thanks.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Cracker Barrel’s Momma’s Pancake breakfsat with the turkey sausage is my fave breakfast to dine out.
I love those bougie brunches at fancy restaurants too.
Nah, make that a traditional Jamaican breakfast.
Shit, now I’m all effed up…can I get them all, but on different days.
See what you’ve done…caused a bfast food feenin episode.
I absolutely DETEST IHOP…buff said on that.
Been so long since I’ve made a man breakfast. Hell, been just as long since I’ve…well, nevermind!
Love!
March 4th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Not a good post for a vegan to see. *shakes head furiously*
March 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
i LOVE breakfast food too! and seem to have the SAME issue that you have, every time you go to one of those places and they just don’t seem right…
ironically as much as i love breakfast food, its not my best meal…you gotta know how to hook that up just right, and eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh yeeeaaaa not so much do i know how to do that…
working on it though….working on it