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I think I think: condomcuffs
By eclectik | April 7, 2008
e Bloggers uh.
Type Monday Randomness
Bloggin and comin up with some other mess
Over Zoe? Fux no
She So
The #1 Mama
But there’s a couple that could run her
True Bloggin people, you lurkin
New layout flashin
‘e’ lastin
Random posts be long
eclectik gets
Ill cuz I
Got what it takes
Dime Lines make the ladies panties shake
Wildin
Boss Blog Free Stylin,
Smilin
Sip Rum from Jamaican Islands
Uh.
Got Myspace Bloggers ready to switch
Sayin ‘he aint all that’… soundin real bitch
Eventhough the Blogroll is gone
Read Skoolboi to Don
And blog Hotties
Visit and Comment or lurk but you got e
Right here
Low key Blogger of the year
yeah.
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NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN TRACK #6!
The weekend?
Decent times…laughs…convo…I was lookin sexy
No shoppin though
My apartment is clean!
You know what’s funny to say? “8-8-8″ … esp fast
Fancy people drink Tea…I use to love it; but doesn’t tea stain your teefus like coffee?
…tons of calories too.
Men shouldn’t wear sandals
Lurkers I love you…it too a pink page and Ay Bay Bay to get a couple of you out…but Hi!
The Sex and the City movie is going to go triple platinum
I have a regular shape…not skinny…not fat…no gut…but damn sure no six pack
I’m regular.
You know when else I don’t want to eat?
…when a woman goes commando for an extended period of time.
I’m not too picky…why can’t you just not be my type?
HEY Be Yawn Say and Jay Z might be married!
….HEY who gives a shit?
I use to love those pretzel sticks
Guess who’s better than your Ex?
Me.
You never think about it but, Donuts are fried and not baked
I’m about to get back on my save $ game.
Do guys really pull out and use Magnums when they ‘really shouldn’t be using them’? THAT’S funny
…Condom have the gangster sag. How you gon have it hangin off the tip like when you have your sock danglin off the end of your foot? lol
Damn shame if you gotta Cuff your condoms LOL
The Body Shop, I will see you soon…I need to re-up on my suppliez
Why this blog is automatic
It’s systematic
Its hydromatic
Why its grease lightning!
You know what I love? Money.
LOL@ Doggie bites (When your undies are allup in your crack)
OH I want some Fried Green Tomatoes!!!!!!
There is nothing to do really…
Kanye West really started to fall off after Class Dropout…each CD was worse than the one before it
LOL @ “Heavy Set” .. Again with the thickums names
I’m going to carry around a pack of mentos and approach women…if I get the number I’ma turn around to regular people and show them my mentos and smile
The FRESHMAKER!
I have the personality….and women say they value that over looks…but…alls I’m sayin…
Got me some Chocolate covered Macadamia nuts…yum to the e.
Ladies do you like …like when a guy is….treating; and he looks up…is that good eye contact?
Damnit.
I use to love the movie The Incredible Shrinking Woman…and 9 to 5
Okay seriously Ashley L on College Hill Atlanta has SUCH a sexy shape…her Arms are AMAZING
She can get it off me for those alone…back and legs are sexy too
You know what we’ve all forgot? I actually have a Logo …I should start using it again
I don’t mind cleaning the toilet
Clearly I shop for me and not other people…I had on a Burberry Shirt, Sean John Jeans, Gucci Sneakers…know where I went?
To work.
Checked the mail
Got a smoothie
LOL
VH1 Soul show “Soul School” Best show on TV
Six Dot 71
I don’t really argue.
Seems like the best women end up with the worst guys…well unless they end up with me…but they never do so…wait what was I sayin?
Little Debbie Oatmeal Sandwiches? OH! They were the TROOF when I was little
…and shout outs to Star Crunches.
OH! I remember in college it was this guy with REAL bad acne…I said he had Star Crunch Face.
Topics: I think I think |
April 7th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Ooooo look at the new layout and new pic…I likey I likey!!!
Condom cuffs?? LMAO you are silly!!!
However I have witnessed the gangsta sag it is quite hilarious!!!
I CANNOT wait for the SATC movie!!!!
You know you’re excited about about Yonce and Jay getting married…lol.
I’m going to carry around a pack of mentos and approach women…if I get the number I’ma turn around to regular people and show them my mentos and smile - You have ABSOLUTELY no sense…LMAO
I used to tear up some Oatmeal creme pies…mmmmm…haven’t had one is years.
Chocolate covered Macadamia nuts are OK…chocolate covered almonds are THE BOMB tho…
AHHHHH Dolly My Baby remix…LOVES IT!!
April 7th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
lol at dangling sock
I dont like arguing either
I have a great personality and looks (so I think)lol..6 years and counting *sigh*
Lil debbie oatmeal sandwhiches are good..but they get stale to fast
Look at you gettin SEXY at work..outfit sounds cute
I cant wait for SATC..they are already making shoes that are featured in that movie
LOVE the new layout
April 7th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Loving the new layout.
CANNOT WAIT for SATC movie… I’m on pins and needles over here.
I still love Oatmeal Pies!
LMAO @ “The Freshmaker”. If I ever saw that, I’d die laughing.
People that like to argue suck. They deserve each other, leave people like me alone!
Or the best women might just be single… That’s a thought. Sme of the best people are just all single waiting to find each other. *shrugs shoulders*
April 7th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Hey E! I love the new layout.
Whats with you and these muscular chicks?? LOL 2 each is own I guess lol.
LOL @ cuff your condom. Yea what some guys will do for a little attention lol
Eye contact…can be kinda awkard. Maybe thats just me lol
You got that right! Most guys dont no what to do with a good woman. Glad your not one of them:-)
Used to love me some star crunches! But then acne set in..havent touched them since lol
April 7th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
The Mentos line was CLASS! Ha-ha! I might steal that from you it was so good.
Good post per your usual.
April 7th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
new layout…yum.
sexy bald head…yummier.
April 7th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
LOVE the new look, E! I really like how you have arrows to previous and next blogs. That’s a nice touch!
ROFL at cuffs comparing to socks. You are a NUT (no pun intended).
ROFL at the freshmaker! That is TOO FUNNY!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
-That condom thing happened to a friend of mine. He pulled out the condom. She looked at him and said “What are you going to do with that? You ain’t that big!”
-I bout died laughing when she told me that.
-I used to drink tea on the regular but my bladder started screaming at me.
-And what’s so great about fried green tomatoes?
April 7th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
New Layout! NICE!
I don’t have anything to say that hasn’t been said so…yeah!
Love the previous entries arrow…now I can read from the beginning and in order!
April 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
First, why the hell is the blog roll gone… now I gets no love at E’s spot… damn!
LMAO @ condoms sagging… I hate that ish.. nigga nut and condom fall off… so not sexy
and I am so mad… I dont have Vh1 soul anymore… I miss it so… but in NYC time warner doesnt get it… you have to have comcast… ugh!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
E you are a mess… condom cuff- wow. Anyway I could not agree with you more about men in sandals. Feet and ankles all ash and dry… By the way I love the new layout, it’s a keeper.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I go away for the weekend and you done re-did the spot.
Well…I guess I could never get oral treats…I go commando as often and for as long as possible.
Yes hit up the Body Shop…can’t be sexy if you’re ashy.
Star Crunch face…that’s just nasty.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hey everyone!
Glad some of you like the layout….I should keep rockin it?
LOL@ Cuffin the condoms…Women men be tryin to impress yall I guess.
Somebody take me shoppin!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
wow only you with the condomcuffs…your brain is on overdrive, LOVE IT..and so is the RO-TAY!!! Groove me…BABY…tonight
I guess I can get used this layout but the other on was soooo DOPE and so identifiably e!!! anything but the pink *ha*
April 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I’m addicted to tea - not a good thing I’m trying to control those addictions!
I guess gum don’t do the trick for most?No icebreakers?
April 8th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Wow! I thought for a second I was on the wrong page till I saw your telltale silhouette. LOL@ the mentos line!! And there’s nothing wrong with muscular chicks:)
April 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Back in effect!
Fancy people drink Tea…I use to love it; but doesn’t tea stain your teefus like coffee?
…tons of calories too.
- I don’t know about fancy people, but I drink Tea all the time. Far as I know, it doesn’t stain your teefs any more than coffee does.
I’ma turn around to regular people and show them my mentos and smile
- Ok, Imma need some video for that. Priceless.
I use to love the movie The Incredible Shrinking Woman…and 9 to 5
- Lilly Tomlin fan? Who knew?
Okay seriously Ashley L on College Hill Atlanta has SUCH a sexy shape…her Arms are AMAZING
- Why does that pic look as though she’s about to bust a prison pose?
Little Debbie Oatmeal Sandwiches? OH! They were the TROOF when I was little
-They still are! Some childhood things you should never deny yourself of.
Condomcuffs…HA!
Go Greased Lightning, go!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
All I can is…LMAO!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am
you almost made me spit out my fruit salad with that freshmaker comment! loving the new look!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I’m digging the new layout design. It’s Fresh!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Starcrunch face!!! Funniest stuff I have heard in a while!
April 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Eclectik,
Man I thought I was on the wrong page @ first.
Lurkers I love you…it too a pink page and Ay Bay Bay to get a couple of you out…but Hi! LOL. I feel you. The Lurkers always come out when you least expect. Gotta love the lurkers.
Guess who’s better than your Ex?
Me.
^^Good one.
OH I want some Fried Green Tomatoes!!!!!!
Hell yeah. Nothing compares to these johnts when they come str8 out the grease.