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The Ed Lover Dance
By eclectik | July 29, 2008
“Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. The night of nights.
No more rehearsing or nursing a part.
I know every part by heart!
Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. We’ll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we’ll hit!
On with the Blog, this is it!
Tonight what heights we’ll hit!
On with the Blog, this is it!”
You know what? A REALLY hot woman makes men do really gay things LOL
I AM a pretty random guy eh?
Right here…be right here…right here…wait. what?
I’m back to playing Xbox again, yay!
We should have an elcectik female readers get naked and send picture mail day 
Isn’t saying “Yeah I got Chinky eyes” racist?
Legs…I swear! Please gimme
Do any of my readers (female) have legs like these? Lemme know…and see…and touch…and…hi
Hay in the middle of the barn…k, great.
Okay…so why when it’s raining on your head, you put your shoulders all up?
…what is that going to change? Cuz your head is down lower the rain aint gon find it?
If you are NOT gettin it in and dancin and swayin to the rotation you are either
A Big fat loser
OR
Under 25
Doctors should not be allowed to perform Breast reductions
Juicy makes some hot stuff sometime….Peep the Bag
I love money is still entertaining.
Just when I start to think that people cannot get more wack and corny I see this show…and those women are duuuuuumb.
Hoopz though…BOY!
If you’re not watchin Wipeout then you stank
Are there women over the age of 21 that does not have sex?
I don’t want nunnathat
I got a cordless mouse…yeah son!
Are they Mice if you have a buncha? Or is it Mouses?
I hate Meeces to Pieces!
WHY do women treat men (me) so bad?
…I dont get appreciated and respected for the wonderfullness that is me…now preshee8
They are going to do a I am legend Prequel…you cannot imagine how much I don’t care
The Ed Lover dance will always be a classic: Click here and Here
Top 10 Prettiest faces right now
1. Lauren London
2. Paula Patton
3. Cassie
4. Christina Milian
5. Denise Vasi
6. Claudia Jordan
7. Tiffany from the Crest Pro Health Commercial
8. Rochelle Aytes
9. Porschla Coleman
10. Selita Ebanks
I look good today…come see…you comin?
I’m layin in the cut, I’m layin in the cut, I’m layin in the cut, bout to shoot me a mutt; with what?
With the Poom Ping Ping! Listen to the ill shit that I bring bring!
If you go to Chick Fil A and you do NOT order nuggets and a 1/2 Lemonade-1/2 Sweet Tea then you got crusty underwears
You know what you never see/notice/tease/care about? Women with big ears.
Love at first sight…is it forever or fly by night…love at first siiiiight who’s to say it’s wrong or right
Ugh I cannot tand being called “dude”
I ALMOST got me a steak yesterday…but I didn’t…now I want one; so Give it.
I’m a good guy…women don’t believe me though.
I cannot begin to explain how sexy this is…that damn stomach
Ladies you are born with all the eggs you will carry for the rest of your lives…don’t forget that.
Do people still smoke Cigarettes?
…Okay, do people date people that smoke cigarettes?
I can cook…I just don’t eat many things
What old school post should I bring back for the weekend?
I want some Discipline
I know I lust for the small, slim, athletic, Track Star type BUT I damn sure can appreciate some thickness and I would not run nor kick her out of any bed or off of any flat surface or anything that could be bent over upon
When you’re waist looks like that and the rest of you looks like that…that equals winner winner chicken dinner
DAMNIT K Hill!
I’m single…guess why? Because.
Shrek 3 was just like all the other ones…no one cares anymore is the thing
Big Brother tonight…If Angie goes home I’m is NOT gon be happay
Cause I study p-i, m-p, ology, but logically
Be learnin these hoes biology, obviously,
Topics: The Randomness |
July 29th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
You sir are a damn fool for that last line from Po Pimp. What happened to them??
I was done after seein that Mr Jinks picture though…
where do you come up with this ish???
July 29th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Yay to the intros!
“Yeah I got Chinky eyes” is racist.
I would put a couple ahead of Lauren.
Can’t go wrong with a ‘Dime Line’ but I like ‘I Remember When’ too and ‘Do I Do’. Guess I’m not much help. lol
I’m swaying as I type. The Time…every time I think of them I think of “Gigolos Get Lonely Too”
I was really born in the wrong era. It was suppose to be ’74 instead of ‘84.
July 29th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
You just said lines from Crucial Conflict and Do or Die..what you know bout dat ole school Chicago rap groups…
I wish there was a Chick Fil A round these parts…love waffle fries! and Mcdonalds made a very bad attempt at trying to imitate them
I’m just guessing that Miss Kristi Hill doesnt like Bras..or at least ones that fit..not that you care though huh E?
Whats up with the picture of the well?
July 29th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I went to Chick-Fil-A yesterday and did NOT make “that” order and I can ASSURE you my underwear ARE NOT crusty!!
There’s a gal in my study group with big ears and we tease her everytime she insists on wearing her hair back in a ponytail exposing her “Dumbos”.
Lol!!!
How about one of those “I remember when”?
Hey Eclectik… peace out- DUDE!!
July 29th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
‘A REALLY hot woman makes men do really gay things LOL’ This is very true.
Hay in the middle of the barn!! The ish!!
July 29th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Why do I never see your comments on anyone else’s blog? Is it cause you’re too wrapped up in you own twisted world?
July 29th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
did you really put rochelle under the crest girl..reallly e?? i’m diggin the rotay!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Way toooo funny!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:37 am
how you gon say you looking good and not post a pic dammit… I want to see
dang… Zoe aint make ya top 10… are you over her… aint seen or heard of her in a long time on the blog
all i like at chickfila is the lemonade
and no one dates people that smoke… at least I dont… just nasty
that rain shoulders thing… hilarious… its just a natural instinct…lol, but funny as hell now that you said it because it doesnt make sense at all
July 30th, 2008 at 9:51 am
i absolutely LOVE the artwork at the beginning of every post
great blog. been reading for a lil while, just figured I’d at least post suuummmmthin today
July 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
@ e
great point about the rain. i never thought of it like that
i don’t think that there are any women over 18 that aren’t having sex.
i dunno a couple of those names on that list. i need to find out who they are.
i cannot stand when people call me “buddy”
k hill…k hill…k hill
good post
July 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I’m loving the randomness you pull. This is sooooo freak’n random. I mean none of it correlates.
I LOVE IT!
July 30th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
long time no comment lol…good to see someone over here is still random as hale. i’m loving every minute of it.
-KB
July 30th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Still crazy as ever I see! Whatchu know about that 1/2 lemonade 1/2 sweet tea at Chik-fil-a?
July 30th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I LOVE Pixie and Dixie. I should add that to the list of things that I Miss … old school cartoons.
Oh and when I first saw that Crest commercial, I just knew you would like her. It made me think of you and my friend J … you men can be so predictable.
Oh yeah, got those legs …
August 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 am
“do you wanna riiiiiiiiide?” LOL
Yo catching up on posts over here is worst than cramming for like 5 cumulative exam in a day. So much. Brain hurts.