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By eclectik | September 9, 2008
“Thinkin how hard it was to be born
Me being cream with no physical form
Millions of cells with one destination
To reach the best part that’s life’s creation
Nine months later a job well done
Make way cause here I come”
The rotation is gettin it!
I wish people would finish the “Guess what” Sentence
Why Popsicle? What is the ‘pop’ for? Cuz you pop it in yo mowf?
And speaking of poppin in my mowf…
Oh my DAMN those legs…
Seriously? I just want a woman with calves similar
I need a massage…who gives good ones? Come here
YES! Dirty Sexy Money is coming back…WITH Lucy Liu!
Look at what I have on today…
People should NEVER warm up fish at work…leave that mess at home; got it smellin like a Bad date
Remember the Beat it Song by Mike Jackson? Beat what?
If you’re not paying attention you can spend like 6 hours on youtube
Word up…these Dolce & Gabbana’s are hot to me…esp with some wide leg joints…or some high waisted jeans
…could just be me
How can you people eat liquid Chickens….ewwwww
I’ma get me a digital camera…then I could have pictures…wait.
Who’s going to take the pictures?
I should have a radio show for real, it would be bangin…talk Sports, relationships, TV, extra randomness
I rather ride a bike than run…I mean I don’t really do either but if I had to pick
Hey ladies…do you REALLY want 12 inches? What about 6?
Come on how seck-C would it be to show up in the Spiderman Feet-in Pajamas?
..Okay what if things were getting heated in the living room on the couch and then I led you to the bed and I had Queen Size SpongeBob Sheets?
Muze’s body is the SICKNESS!
If only all women…
I heard the VMA’s were wick wick wikkiddy wack
These pants are bangers
Doesn’t music make you feel good?
Cuz I’m long and I’m strong…And I’m down to get the friction on
Y=Mx+b …don’t act like you knew.
Okay eclectik…what? Go: F, Marry, Kill
Ciara, Beyonce, Alicia Keys
I’ma say…
F: Ciara; She’s Toooo sexy and those legs and her skin and the way she moves her hips…YEP!
Marry: Alicia Keys; She’s sexy and her personality seems dope, like we can talk random bull…the skin really worries me though
Kill: Beyonce; Seems like I’d be bored and the convo is feh…she’s more pretty than sexy so I don’t want to F.
…
Ladies…your turn: Idris, Lance Gross, Kevin Garnett
When you get Chemo you lose ALL your hair…ALL everywhere
Let’s say that Wesley Snipes and Sheryl Underwood is Midnight Black…then I’m round 8:35
Salvatore Ferragamo Gancio Lucchetto Hobo
So on the Hills…I’m lost; but I think I’m on Audrina’s side
Okay the pregnant lady at work came in late and I was all like…
“Where have you been?” and she was all “I went back to sleep”
And then I was like “You lazy fat people…ugh why don’t you work out?”
So if I met someone that had all 5 of my favorite non physicals and they didn’t have any of my 5 physicals?
Reality is I probably wouldn’t even know her because Looks attract, personality keeps
BUT if she had 3 of them we prolly can swing!
I wouldn’t want a fun ass Fantasia just like I wouldn’t want an idiot ass Ciara
Seriously? Football season!!!!!
It hampers my “get out” and “Company” on weekends, but fuk it…aint nobody ak like they wanted to kick it during the offseason so kiss it now
And SO WHAT Lizz Robbins beat me in the first week of Fantasy Football
…It’s her league and she’s a big fat cheater head!
Hard to get too mad when she looks like this
BUT she’s a cheater face and her team can kiss it! LOL
…well maybe she didn’t cheat but…shut up is what.
Popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!
I made some pasketti and it’s all yummy fo my tummy
Ella ella Aye
And you’re gonna find somebody like me one of these days…
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
hush puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with.
Cause you Dismissed!
Topics: The Randomness | 14 Comments »
September 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
F-Idris
M-Lance
K-Kevin(reluctantly though)
Cute shoes and pants. The bag is ok.
I’d take pictures of you…:-)
LOL@you calling the pregnant lady fat and lazy…meanie!! LOL
I mean who DOESN’T know Y=Mx+b…seriously…lol
You should have a radio show…it would be HILARIOUS!! I’d listen…
Spongebob sheets are not sexy…and do they really come in queen size?? lol
I’ll take 6(would actually prefer it over 12)
September 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
F-Kevin
M-Idris
K-Lance
Youtube is very addictive, seem as if your finger just can’t stop clicking
Spiderman feet pajamas – Ugghh No!!!
Spongebob sheet – Immediate turn off
September 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I like the shoes!
The Hills is confusing me too. I knew Spensers sister was no good as soon as she came on – LO on the other hand compl took me by suprise – she was always funny and normal but I guess she’s a super bitch too. Lauren is whiny and annoying. My fav’s Whitney. Gotta love justinbobby too. he could get it. asshole guys are my guilty pleasure.
i’ll negotiate and say 7 or 8..DEFINITELY don’t need things rearranged with a footlong.
music makes me feel GREAT!
September 9th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
cool site…I like the vibe n’ feel of it
September 9th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
* F Lance Gross. He’s cute, and doable, but he doesn’t ooze sex appeal.
* Marry Idris Elba. Total package: talent, sex appeal, he looks kinda tall, and the accent!
* Kill KG. Talented athlete, zero sex appeal.
Check out The Hills again. I like Audrina, but this time I was on Lauren’s side. Audrina’s been half-assin’ it, whereas Lauren has really been consistently making an effort.
LOVE the D&G oxford!
September 9th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
“Remember the Beat it Song by Mike Jackson? Beat what?” It… duh
D
You’d have to wear those Dolces with the right capri pants or gauchos. I hate when you have on bangin’ shoes but no one can tell because your pants are covering up 3/4 of them
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I think most women don’t want 12 OR 6… somewhere between 7 & 8 is good. (…But if those are the only 2 choices I’ll take the 6 & hope he has skills lol)
I’m pretty sure THAT much pant only works for tall women… I’d “split my head to the white meat” messin’ around with all that material lol.
Right, like we couldn’t guess you’d kill ‘Yonce 1st chance you got lol. Would your answers be the same if you replaced B with her sister though?
I’ma say…
f: kevin (a few times [except right after they won the championship when he was cryin' with all that spit in his mowf lol]), m: idris, k: lance
Lmao @ 8:35 (SO should’ve been the title of this blog)… the extra 5 though lol?
…not if you whip out the jammie & flat blast both of ‘em. lol, you’re silly
btw…
D
“…car… bar… star… par”. Your name is Clectik Ree down with Cinnamin-aye…
September 9th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I want a massage too.
Why is Ciara standing like that? eh
Liquid chicken??? uh….
‘Okay what if things were getting heated in the living room on the couch and then I led you to the bed and I had Queen Size SpongeBob Sheets?’ LOL!! Better not.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
my how i missed coming here!
… sorry i’ve been gone so long. lol.
and thanks for the shout! i was looking at my sitemeter and saw all those clicks from your site. you have some serious traffic homie!
either that.. or you’re e-stalking me.
lmao.
either way, we’re cool.
thanks again.
hope all is well. *smiles*
September 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
You know…the fish at work…that should be grounds for termination…wha?! Bad date?! Whoa…
You ain’t lying about youtube…I think I have an addiction…ridiculous.
Not feeling the D&G Oxfords, I think if they had a skinnier heel…that was not gold…maybe…
When you say spiderman onesy…I picture the little baby body suits…lmao!
Sponge Bob?! Now that’s just sick.
Marry KG (and fuk him err’ night), fuk Idris (just once, then I’m done), and Kill Lance Gross…that was easy.
Actually, Audrina (from what they have shown), has been a little bitch…more so it seems that she has let Justin Bobby get in her head and tell her how she should feel, because apparently she still wants to be Lauren’s friend.
I want Ricky…and stop telling people about me and popeye jones…dang!
September 10th, 2008 at 4:38 am
I always thought it was:
“Thinking how hard it was to born
A NUBIAN KING with no physical form”
Makes better sense to me. Cream of what? Wheat?
Yes I googled it. You’ll often find hip hop lyrics misquoted.
September 10th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Cream meaning semen
September 10th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
A m a z i n g rotation!!
F – Lance Gross. Cute, very lil sex appeal … besides I dated a Lance lol
But he has the least sex appeal out of the lot
M – Idris Elba. Why not?? He’s got errthing in order AND he’s of West African decent … clearly I’m baised, being from Nigeria myself
K – Kevin Garnett.
LOL @ “Cuz I’m long and I’m strong…And I’m down to get the friction on”
“Y=Mx+b …don’t act like you knew.” ~ excuse my ignorance, but I dont get it ……
September 10th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
oh! hmmm…
f- lance gross. the body is sick. that is reason enough alone. lol.
m- idris. whew that accent. those mysterious eyes. boy oh boy waking up to that every morning. i couldn’t imagine.
k- kevin garnett. he’s cool… but i wouldn’t marry or eff him so, he’s gotta go. lol.
September 10th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
People should NEVER warm up fish at work…leave that mess at home; got it smellin like a Bad date
-Ughhh my boss had some the other day. Had the whole office smellin like fish for the rest of the day.
Remember the Beat it Song by Mike Jackson? Beat what?
-Ya Feet… LoL
Okay the pregnant lady at work came in late and I was all like…“Where have you been?” and she was all “I went back to sleep”And then I was like “You lazy fat people…ugh why don’t you work out?”
-Liar u did not say that…. DID U REALL?!? WAIT LMFAO if u did ur so freakin mean OMG LoL plz…