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By eclectik | September 27, 2008
What type of guy…
Watches Soap Operas every week…Young and the Restless and General Hospital…can’t talk to anyone about the storylines
Has a Show girlfriend for every season of Top Model and American Idol (Among other shows)
Would rather go shopping than eat or sleep
Has more shoes than video games
Watches Bridezillas and Project Runway every time it comes on
Knows that Jerrica Benton uses Synergy to turn into Jem
Find women work-o-holics an extreme turn-on
Goes to the mall and bookstores to buy interior decorating magazines
Acknowledges that he’s too selfish to have children
Is so picky when it comes to women but really has a few simple requests
Dances in place waiting for microwave popcorn to finish
Steers away from arguements
Thinks that a woman that knows how to play chess and shoots pool is sexy
Has a whole Favorites list on the internet dedicated to Houseware and furniture?
Is more attracted to toned back than big breasts?
Would rather go on a shopping trip to NY than the Super Bowl
Prefers Steak be thin instead of thick
Can pick out the perfect pair of Louboutins or Carlos Santanas without being gay
Finishes sentances with old school Hip Hop & R&B song titles and lyrics
Plans to buy a imac eventhough he doesn’t need a computer
Blasts Ay Bay Bay…the remix no less; how could you NOT like the April 1 post?
Owns Devil Wears prada on DVD
Thinks that a woman that can make you laugh is sexy
Cuts all his hair off because he got tired of shampoo and brushing it
Finds something nice while shopping then gets the same thing in multiple colors
Doesn’t fall asleep after sex or a big meal
Bakes cookies just for himself
Forgets when his actual birthday is coming
Somehow has a thing for women with big heads
Flirts more effectively with women he’s not attracted to
Thinks Q-Tips in the ear is second to sex
Can eat pizza any and every day
Wonders out loud why people wear what they wear
Actually stops and wonders if the jacket he’s about to put on goes with his shirt and shoes
The type of guy that’s typin this blog.
e-datzhoo
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April 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
You should just let me borrow you.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
GREAT blog today
I do almost all those same things..
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Those Louboutins are hot! I think you have good taste if you could pick out a good pair of shoes.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I usually prefer think steak too, otherwise it’s hard to get it well done.
That April Fools post was a good one…had me there for a minute.
Next time you baking cookies, make a couple for me.
Flirts more effectively with women he’s not attracted to
-this is good to know.
Well, that’s all for now. Have a good one.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
If I didn’t know better I would think you was a European guy. We have plenty like you across the pond.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Somehow has a thing for women with big heads
Damn….lol
Funny ish..
I too rather have a thin steak than a thick steak.
Thinks that a woman that can make you laugh is sexy
Agreed. I think that’s why I digs both Sheryl Underwood and Sommore.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
i heart your blog, i must read it everyday(lurker, never commented).
And you pick out such fabulous shoes! We could so do some damage on 5th ave and Rodeo!
General Hospital too! I rush home everyday to watch my DVRd episode; can’t miss it!
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
SO it turns out that not only do you write great blogs but you’re interesting too!!
And you are just what your name says…eclectic!!
You know me and my business partner were going to buy that SAME rug for a client’s living room but she didn’t like it…go figure?!
The Q-tip is kinda nice…
I always make jokes about my head…LOL! Glad that someone thinks that’s cute:)
April 4th, 2008 at 1:20 am
i would SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO love to shop with you.
you have better taste in shoes the most women i know.
loves it.
-THE Karrie B.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Those shoes are beyond hot.
Nice list!
April 4th, 2008 at 8:42 am
You know you’re the bestest right??
I’m sure you do…;-)
big head girls rock dont they?? lol
Love the post!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
you have a popcorn dance? LOL… that’s gonna have me chuckling all day…
April 4th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I thought I was the only JEM follower in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I find it easier to flirt with folks I’m not attracted to as well. But when the attraction developes…
E, you sound like the perfect best friend. Forget diamonds. It’s E.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Love love love the shoes!! Can you talk to my man. I can give you the digits… my birthday is coming, I never forget LOL. I love to practice on guys I’m not feeling keeps the flirting on point! You a sex in the city guy too? We still laughing about , hips and no ass LMAO. Love your blog, smart + funny= sexy.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
This is why I like you:
“Goes to the mall and bookstores to buy interior decorating magazines”
“Owns Devil Wears prada on DVD”
“Bakes cookies just for himself” (I bake cupcakes, usually late at night, for myself)
“Somehow has a thing for women with big heads”
This is why you puzzle me:
“Flirts more effectively with women he’s not attracted to” (WHY is that?!?!)
April 4th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
My iMac is as hot as those Louboutins. Get one. You won’t regret it.
That April Fool’s post was funny as sh*t. Please do it again. Bizarro E is the coolest!
April 4th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I need that in my life…
April 4th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Can we go shoe shopping? Those Louboutins gave me an orgasm…I love shoes!
Being comfortable with your sexuality is definitely something worth embracing…
April 6th, 2008 at 2:12 am
OMG the q-tip… sigh….
April 7th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
awww…that’s why the ladies love cool E. LOL
September 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
whoa whoa whoa… you dance in place while waiting for popcorn to pop in the microwave? i thought you werent a dancer, dun? lol
September 29th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Can chit chat all day about Y&R and GH and Jem was the best cartoon ever!!! Only liked it because that was the only cartoon where they actually changed clothes, didn’t wear the same thing everyday for years!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 10:36 am
ear sex - lol
this was classic - Dances in place waiting for microwave popcorn to finish
September 29th, 2008 at 10:55 am
bwhahahaha, u sound like a mix of my father (on the Devil Wears Prada DVD and picking shoes…he’s actually very barbarian…)and my bestfriend/boyfriend:
he is the biggest Y&R fan, he watches Top Model with me every Wednesday on the phone (we’re in a long distance relationship) he would rather watch project runway than a football game, he has a thing for girls with big heads (me), and he likes movies like devil wears prada, fried green tomatoes, etc…and he’s very secure with himself. I love a man like that
September 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I think everyone dances waiting on popcorn. I know my son does.
Bald heads on men are so SEXY!!!
My mom once told me if you find clothing that look good on you and you like, why not purchase mutiple colors. It’s for you anyways.
Love the blog.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
“Dances in place waiting for microwave popcorn to finish”
I thought I was the only one who did that. Dont know what it is about popcorn. I dont dance for any other food. Hell I dont even dance when I go out, but i’ll dance for my man Orville … lol
October 7th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Loved it! Let’s go shopping!