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    Hey Blogworld

    By eclectik | October 2, 2008

     

    ….Guess who’s back?…Guess who’s back???
    Hey blogworld… the world is yours
    Hey blogworld… the world is yours
    Blog blogworld world… the world is yours
    Blog wo-ah-huh-huh-huh-urld

    This Blog here…so hot it burns
    Read you some e…Who knows you might learn

    eclectik randomness…rotation is strong
    Dont leave a comment…That’s mad wrong

    e don’t change…likes women sweet as hunny
    That make decent money and has a flat tummy

    Shouts to my momma…she put me on this earth
    She brought me up right…Been radom since my birth

    Reward is a brand new blogger thats wild
    Got a career, never married, no child

    If you’ve been reading e…you’re amazed by the brain
    And if you havent been reading…then you kinda lame

    I got nominated aint none of yall vote
    Hey it dont matter cuz my blog’s still dope

    Here’s a rule for the uncool, your blog’s some bull
    cleck so fresh they should teach ‘e’ at school

    I need some head…among other things
    Then I’d shoot the gift…what joy I bring :)

    Dont admire e…hey I dont admire you
    Just read and laugh and comment too

    So listen, be strong, do what e do
    Dont like my blog? Then you smell like poo

    I’m bumpin Slick Rick, Biz and Audio Two
    Its Hip Hop Week so this is how I do

    And it’s true.

    …………

    You-You, you know what? you know what?
    e-d likes to party

    You-You, you know what? you know what?
    Jack-ie got some body

    You-You, you know what? you know what?
    Miss B does Pilates
    Hey blogword…the world is yours
    Hey blogword…

    …………
    Yo Peep this

    Look at Ciara…damn don’t she look fly?
    Those calves and those thighs…Ohhhh my my my

    I’ve dropped Zoe again, no need to wonder why
    Look at her boyfriend, she must be high

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…and no e didn’t cry
    She can go on and spnd time with that elf
    I got a new Top 10 you can check  yourself

    Shes a disgust I need a crush that I can trust, who’d
    Wear a ponytail… A to C cup Bust and

    Plus some muscle…. then stop she’s hot!

    Some read my posts and Im hearin that some people what?
    Hit my blog and Steal and Rob

    If they’re not hatin…I aint doin my j-awhh-ob

    Dont be acting like the rotation aint slammin!
    Come on wake up… you know that it’s jammin

    Everyday on my blog I get some Spam
    Thinkin they comments…then be like ‘damn’

    Believe it or not the blog still shines on you e
    Types too…remix shows you how he grew, plus

    Past the stage of…a regular that’s true
    Yall like dont no man act like e do

    So extra, other people’s blogs are occults
    And if you’re reading some e…you know its for adults

    Man the blogworld is mad Hate Hate Hate
    I watch Project Runway…I swear that Im straight

    I can pick out heels…E’s mad Thorough
    And yep you can bet Ima watch Y&R tomorrow

    Give me the weekend…some money, mall stores
    If Im with a lady, I’ll buy like ‘that’s yours’

    You know why… cuz Im a man rather shop than fight
    Get her some Pradas…and get me some Nikes

    And then Cheesecake Factory for a bite

    Cuz I write these blogs just for you
    Leave me a message, the blogger e’s through

    And it’s true.

    …………

    You-You, you know what? you know what?
    e drinks bacardi

    You-You, you know what? you know what?
    I wont eat manicotti

    You-You, you know what? you know what?
    I wee wee in the potty

    Hey blogword…the world is yours
    Hey blogword…

    Topics: I am Hip Hop | 9 Comments »

    9 Responses to “Hey Blogworld”

    1. Naturally Quirky Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm

      You-You, you know what? you know what?
      I wont eat manicotti

      You-You, you know what? you know what?
      I wee wee in the potty

      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That made my incredibly horrible day…*sigh*

    2. Mia Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm

      Ok so this post is my absolute favorite!!! You used my song AND I got another shout out!!!!!

      *kisses*

      This post had me crackin up and bobbin my head!!!

      I need some head…among other things
      Then I’d shoot the gift…what joy I bring
      &
      You-You, you know what? you know what?
      I wee wee in the potty

      HI-effin-LARIOUS!!!

      oh lets go shopping this weekend ;-)

    3. RunGirl. Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm

      I LOVE LOVE this post. BTW I have all of Slick Rick’s albums …

    4. Eb Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 5:17 pm

      love it E… smookes!!!

      I think you should make a road trip up to NYC for the bloggers delight event next weekend!

      yes!

    5. Darius T. Williams Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 7:06 pm

      Lord…only you! Really, only you.

      that’s all

    6. Missmika627 Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm

      You wee wee in the potty?

      hehehehe, you slay me!!

    7. Michelle Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 9:59 pm

      Haha! This was a good one!
      One question. YOu don’t eat manicotti? Why not? Do you eat lasagna?

    8. Keli Says:
      October 2nd, 2008 at 10:06 pm

      I tried voting…had to register…registered, and it did not seem to accept my vote…I think the blog awards are rigged!

      You wee-wee in the potty? Lol

      The debate is losing me…no time like the present to catch up on ya blog.

    9. muze Says:
      October 4th, 2008 at 2:41 am

      you are too much. lolol.

      wee wee in the potty?

      i’m done.

      lmao.

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