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By eclectik | October 10, 2008
“He doesnt argue with a girl cause yes, he has others
Keep updated on all kind of rubbers
Got ones that are lambskin, others that are plastic
One day hell open a school for prophylactics
They dont know…”
The Difference between sex with a condom and sex without is like Night and Day..whoooooooooo!
That ish can make you like a person more LOL
I have no idea how people could be “Minute men” WITH Condoms….
That’s some weak ass…speedy gondickez ass..punk ass…wackadocious…froggerknockle bullshit
You know sometimes a guy isn’t already “strong” but without the condoms you get there quick…and stay there
Condoms? You might never get to maximum ’strength’ cuz you don’t feel what you need to feel to get rodded up (And not Roddykat)
But you HAVE to use them…till you can trust a person…and sometimes even then; shidddd fukalladat; I dont know you-know you lol
They could dry a woman out…come off and get stuck (Never had that but I heard)…all types of ish
Ewwww all stuck up in there…like a soggy ass slobber balloon…I aint goin up in there…you get it…shiddd, well you better call somebody…? I dont know; Tina and ‘nem…well alls I know is its in you know; shouldnt been doin all dem keagles…what? Look the game is on…I dont know; Hold yo nose and close yo mouth and try and sneeze…
wait.
what?
I’ll NEVER EVER understand the flavored condoms…or the women that only give oral treats if the man wears one
Unless you got the illmatic Cookie joints!
On the other hand…sometimes Without feels TOO good; like a tight (you hope) Warm wet…buttery something or another
Then it’s like…whoops 
Way better than a losse booty…ole Cowl neck crotch ass…roast beef rockin ass… lol
Weird thing….or smart thing (depending on whatever) either way I’m a pullout guy…no childrens and I like to see
and maybe…JUST maybe…you’d get some…oral disposal assistance, and then it’s WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
It’s that trusting someone thing…that’s tough.
It’s Diseases…but do people still have those? I guess they do…and I dont want the Ball Herpz
The Childrens…people DEFINTELY still have those…and I like to have spendin money.
I need a disease free…no children wantin…sexy homebody…that likes to do the oochie coochie. (lalala)
Oh dont forget about the application! Havin to open that joint; alladasudden it’s made of space age plastic…cant tear that open for shit!
THEN the roll on….OH NO especially not rollin it on the wrong way! Mannn be all like…wait. this is real sticky (I hope I aint cum already…whoopsy) Oh…rolled the wrong way; well…she aint lookin Ima just reverse this…
I’ve heard some women put them on their mens…WOW (never seen that) HEARD that SOME womenz use they mowf!
What is it about skin though? Condoms are not that thick…though the Magnums seem to be WAY thicker than the regular ones…
But what is it about skin that that thin ass condom (that’s skin tight) takes away? Cuz when you do it without…
The veins rub the clit…the head expands and pulsates…the lips flutter…drips…saturates…contracts (Remember your Kegels ladies)
Then it be “Ooooh this love is soooooo”
Maybe THESE would do something?!
…or kill somebody
Damn with those and the Nuva, all you need is some bangles, a hula hoop and a small order of onion rings…what?
Does it matter? Not really…I aint getting it no way…unless of course(uwannacomegiveit)
But I never use a condom when I’m with myself…I know where I been…plus I Saw myself wash my hands.
“If youre a guy well talk about hangin
And if youre a girl he’ll talk about bangin
If your moms call up, well, I dont know
But uh… ”
Topics: eclectik PSAs |
October 10th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOL - they’d probably kill somebody - lol.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Vibrating ring?? interesting.
Why was this so funny though?? LOL
You are a fool.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Okay…now the rotation makes sense.
This made me laugh so hard. LOL
Hold yo nose and close yo mouth and try and sneeze… LMAO. My stomach hurts.
An ex told me it like taking a shower with clothes on…I guess.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Now THIS is good stuff! Not a topic I recall you speaking to before. At least not in the recent past. Very educational. I enjoyed!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
This post was FUNNY! you are crazy! I swear it.
does roddykat know you mentioned him? ooooo I’m telling
*dead* @ oochie coochie lalala
CTFU @ you not wanting to get the condom out.
Have a good weekend e
October 10th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Wow. Even with the explicit E, I’m still impressed. LOL. Thanks for the unabashed randomness.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
u really killed me with the nuva ring hula hoop comment…great post…anything sex related and i’m there…lol
October 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
lmao @ weak ass…speedy gondickez ass..punk ass…wackadocious…froggerknockle bullshit
good one e!
October 10th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
E I was waiting for you to post up!!! But uhmnn….everything sounds interesting?
[i’m kinda nosey, so please don’t get offended by my question]
-but uhmnn…wonders when was the last time you uhmnn…ya know…did the “oochie coochie”
and was it everything you hoped it would be, lol
October 12th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
like i said b4 magnums never fit right
October 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
this is by far one of the funniest posts i’ve read from you.
lol at you not wanting to get the condom out and at your instructions on how to extract it. I so got a visual …
October 12th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
funny! vibrating rings are so much fun…although, i think moreso for the girl…
October 12th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
one of the funniest posts i’ve read
October 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
LMAO!!
What made this so absolutely hilarious is how absolutely truthful it is. In this age of all kinds of “make your shit fall off” diseases, it’s not so PC to say that you don’t really like condoms. That you only use them because you have to. That even if I do put the shit on him with my mouth, he’s still gotta put this thing in me and I’m going to have to feel this damn piece of plastic rather than skin.
Sigh…
October 13th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Boy…you ain’t right, hahaha!! Too funny…
October 13th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
LMAO!!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
REAL talk. pretty darn funny e.