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YeYo
By eclectik | October 22, 2008
“Well see the suns in the east and the moon reflects
Like the knowledge and wisdom, I manifest”
Mannnn it might have to be Badu week NEXT week too! I’m JAMMIN!
Hey they held the 1st annual “We use to be eclectik’s #1″ Photoshoot….
ingrates.
…stupid boyfriend havers
Its gay to be a single man and have a cat…that aint/cant be gangsta
Chillin up there with Mr. Whiskers … like you better step back; Mr. Whiskers’ll getcha!
Man Dolomite!? He passes and what we get? Nothing! No News…no Yahoo front page stuff…
It’s the Human Tornado…Man Rest in Peace!
Guess what? Nothing, just wanted to see if you were reading
…you are aren’t you?
That hump is a beast!
Mmmm my new Favy drank is Dee to the lish!
…want some? NOPE!
If a song dont make you do the wop then it iant really the shit
…I mean even slow songs make you slow wop…slop it out!
Why do they call them ‘pubes’ I mean, dang…okay, so you get them at puberty; but your voice also changes…is that pube tone?
…and after you grow up why are they still pubes? Shouldnt they be ‘dults’? For adults? or ‘Growns’
And why are they not the same grade of hair thats on your haead?
You see some women with nice hair and then she got nappy neighborhood down there…shit looks like those spikey things that the cloud drops on you from Mario (World 4-1)
…my eyebrows are all sliky and sweet, so I should be all velvety down there
No matter I keep it fine as frog hair
Sometimes I think, it would be cool to have a child; cuz then you could raise him/her all right and stuff..And see them become a reflection of you and become something
…but then when they act like assholes or grow up wrong…well then ick.
She looks like a moooovie star likachoklate candi bar!
Listenin to the Claudia Show?
They are single; I…just…dont…get it.
You been diggin for face monsters?
I’ma close my eyes and type hold on…lkfbdhbas[pogas[as…k, they open now.
Fresh off my Top 10…look who’s posin together!?!
I HAVE to admit Im SO unimpressed with Keris legs right here…she CANNOT be #1 rockin those
(Though you can KINDA see the cuts/defintion in the thighs…mmmm)
…nevermind the Ashy Robin Hood Booties
Hard pretzels are only good when they are the small thin kind…Soft pretzels are still more gooder
My momma wants me to marry a woman from the midwest…she thinks midwest women are the best
I want a fine ass laid back boring goofy chick that likes to shoot pool, play scrabble and play chess
…she can be from Abu Dhabi for all I care
shout outs to nermal.
I’ll just put regular peas in the freezer…then they will atleast look like snow peas…shoooood.
Is H&M the new hotness ladies? The Favy store?
Mannnn…Kanye has a new CD coming out and he’s not rhyming on NONE of it? singing with the voice box…I’m Passin on that shit like Joe Montana
No NO NO a Million times NO!
MANTYHOSE???
And speaking of pretzels (cuz I was …look a few lines up) ee? they were just looking for a reason to use a ‘z’ and ’s’ there would’ve done just fine.
…dont nobody say no “pret-zales”
I DARE anyone to explain this season of Heroes to me.
Let’s go shopping!
Then Lets go Krogering!
Christian Louboutin
Triclo Crisscross d’Orsay
You got a lot of arm and belly hair? Then ewwwwww
Long Distance relationships can work…you just gotta like try or some junk.
I should start drinking water….but then you gain all the water weight…mannnnn
…and if you try I’ma make you wait to learn the reason I’m the 808
Keep’em happy Segment
“Then the evening comes to greet you
You need someone to hold you close
And you feel you need to rest your aching mind
Who can you run to
Who can you turn to”
e 
Topics: The Randomness |
October 22nd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
DAMN! Zoe & Dania just all up in yo face like, “nana boo boo!” I tried to tell you bout them…
Anyways, I do believe “pubes” originates from the word pubis, meaning: the forward portion of the hip bones, at the juncture forming the front arch of the pelvis, in which then is translated from the latin word os pūbis.
About Keri’s legs- them videos be foolin’ you, don’t they?? That’s not nice.
I’ve been frequenting H&M for quite some time now.
Is it my fave?? I would have to say no, just for the fact that I love urban boutiques.
You can go Krogering…. I’m going to Whole Foods.
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
LOVING Badu week.I had to let you know. Since I’m commenting…
Mantyhose. WOW. That would catch me offguard.
LoL. Nermal! That’s the only shoutout she’s ever gotten!
A woman from the midwest?! Ahem. What about the Southern Belle? But mommy might know best. Let’s to to Chicago and see. We’ll fond you one, with a brother
I really like H&M, but I prefer Urban Outfitters for that type of shopping.
Lenny, mmmmm. Thanks
I heart E. Always and 4eva.
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I must say Dania makes Zoe look so…regular. And her dress is borderline frumpy. SMH.
As for H&M, it’s good for trendy, machine washable pieces but I’m not adding any of their stuff to my dry cleaning bill. Hell no.
E says: “Mannnn…Kanye has a new CD coming out and he’s not rhyming on NONE of it? singing with the voice box…I’m Passin on that shit like Joe Montana”
K says: LMAO. I thought it was just on the new single…which I have on heavy rotation *shame* But I’m disappointed that he would make the whole album that way.
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:41 am
Men need to leave hose alone
I’m over my bandwidth and browsing…just stopping through.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
- damn E… i hope i didnt spoil dania’s run at the top….i just felt that you HAD to know. lol
- keri’s legs…fuck that, her whole OUTfit needs to go lol
-manty hose…WOW
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I never do the wop…it’s all about the prep…
Man my allergies are out of control…so are the face monsters…
Nothing’s wrong with Keri Hilson’s legs…but…her knees do look a bit dry…
They no have H&M in Texas…boo-hiss!
Good choice! Lenny could keep me happy all day err’ day.
October 23rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
H&M is cool…not my fave.
Mantyhose are just too much…really!!!
‘dults?? growns?? you have no sense!!!
thanks Lenny is pretty darn sexy!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
So random, but YeYo is the name of the mom in the story that my 3rd graders are reading this week.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I didn’t know Rudy Ray Moore passed aways…damn…
Hilson…yeah her clothes suck…
Lenny is nice..we were just talking about if I had a choice who would I sleep with out of Lenny and Maxwell at work…Lenny won…he has a guitar and that is way sexier than just hearing Maxwell sing, it was a hard choice to make but the guitar was the icing on the cake…(and to think I had this convo with my white male co-worker…we are crazy together)
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
love love love those shoes!!!