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Times A Wastin (BET Hip Hop Awards)
By eclectik | October 23, 2008
“Livin in a world that’s oh so fast
Gotta make your money last
Learn from the past, oh”
Happy Ignant Awards day!
Okay…I’ma try.
My.
T.I is horrible.
I will never like Ludacrisp. The jacking of Redman’s style is unacceptable.
My thoughts are coming clear already…BET Hip Hop Awards…No Hip Hop to be found
…rakim hit the stage and walked off.
indeed.
Hey there’s a guy rapping, the crowd is following along…hey I have NO idea who he is.
wait. Are they going to do the whole catalog? No…the music just cut off.
Ciara and Keri Hilson will be on…YES
Joy. T Pain…for the ENTIRE show
NOW READ THIS: I SO may not make it through this show…
T pain looks like The Predator and Mr. Hankey
Oh … he should be funny, wait. he’s not.
I dont like that 50 turned into ‘fiddy’
kerry Washington’s lips annoy me.
…the wig doesn’t help either.
Why do these darkies just assume we are voting for the ‘Bama?
Lovely…an entire category of songs I’ve NEVER heard…yes this wont last.
I’m callin it now.
Wayne will win everything he’s nominated in and it will be annoying
AND I’m prolly clockin out right after I see Ciara and Keri Hilson
Wait. Nas AND Wu Tang? Okay…I can stick for THAT…actual Hip hop? Wow wii.
Lil Wayne looks like a Ashy Fraggle
WHY show black people all the American gangster stuff? Is THAT educational OR Entertainment?
Who’s watching Pinky’s show with her wack ass family? THREE seasons?
BET gets props for letting Nas perform…dope song…crowd? DEAD…and THAT is the state of “hip Hop”
I take it back…Wu not performing…ugh…no Ghost and no Meth…This isnt Wu! ugh
What’s a bust it baby?
What is a DJ Kahled? He’s mighty annoying! He makes me want to harm myself.
…they are going wild for him. Nas performs and you can hear a Roach Shit on a cotton ball
Hurricane wha? Im glad they have the cipher back but…wha?
What’s the Throwback Venus Williams beads?
Bun B wasnt bad surprisingly….Q tip KILLED it! Where has THAT Tip been?
Why is every song a fuckin gaggle of muhfukas? It’s like 12 people per song and all they do is yell and repeat the same shit
Ne Yo is soft as Silky…velvety…cotton candy laced with angel wings and cloud dust.
No really, Ive NEVER heard this song before right now…what is a bussit?
I’d rather give a porcupine a flying headbutt that look or listen to Rick Ross
Are you REALLY gangsta with beautifully colored jewels..all vibrant..and rhyming songs with some 115 pund ass clown singin on the hook?
…is that thugged out? no? then stop fuckn frontin then.
Nelly is like a part time rapper…he makes a song 1nce every 5 years.
These women in the audience look like Real Housewives of ATL in the making…DeShawn starter kits and shit
Myspace Music rookie of the year award? Wha?
Yong Jeezey is still rapping? He still looks like Destro with Down Syndrome
And who was the chick with the FUCKED up hairline singing?
Keri Hilson’s skin is BANGIN! Lawd…that dress is Dee Worst.
So all I gotta do is spit hot fire on myspace and I will get a BET award?
…nah not worf it
Lil wayne looks like somebody should put some change in his cup
WHAT? Hip Hop Again!?
MC Lyte…when Yo Yo get sexy again?
…yet the crowd goes wild for Rage? Ok.
Salt and Pepa then performs their TWO worst songs.
Outside of MC Lyte…they coulda did like a million other femmecees
Corey Gunz…WOW Peter Gunz son…yall old
The T Pain/Voice box skit was kinda funny…he gets props for that
Okay…
I’ma say it.
COMMON IS WACK…or at the very least is corny
People wont say it…or believe it…he cant make a whole good CD…he do a few singles
Keyshia Cole looks pretty damn good…look at pinky.
Lyricist of the year: Nas, Jay-Z…Lil Wayne won…Im not saying he sucks BUT Nas makes his lyrics sound like a retarded speak and spell.
WHY is Lil Wayne rockin 1988 DMC sideburns?
He’re the lesson folks…the most popular rappers and most successful rappers….dont rap anymore…you gotta sang
Lil Wayne and T Pain on stage singing ballots to each other
… lookin like Be Bop and Rock Steady from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
HEY its that guy from Are we there yet…he raps? He’s gangsta?
Musiq looks like a gun nozzle
Can Ciara hurry up?
Mmmmm Goodies
ALL I needed to see…and now I’m gone
“Breathe baby
Come back to the world
Dig up all your pearls
Teach the boys and girls, hey”
Topics: The Randomness |
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
lol…yeah…you pretty much wrapped up my thoughts about the whole show…minus the Common comments…lol
yeah I really just wanted to see Cici and her legs….
she makes me want to date women so bad…only if they look and dance like her.
October 24th, 2008 at 1:34 am
WOW! You actually made it through quite a bit of that show. You were able to do it without being held at gunpoint?? Geez, I couldn’t imagine torturing myself like that. Your commentary was hella funny though
“what is a bussit?”
If/when you find out… do tell.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:01 am
wait…the BET Hip Hop awards was on last night? I had no idea…wait I don’t think I cared much either.
Looks like I didn’t miss much…
October 24th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
(kerry Washington’s lips annoy me.)
YES !!!
someone else finally noticed it !
I thought I was alone in the world.
Welcome to the club. Love the blog.
Also, where do you get this artwork for your entries? I’d actually be really interested in prices - not kidding.
October 24th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Ne Yo is soft as Silky…velvety…cotton candy laced with angel wings and cloud dust.
October 24th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Umm sorry pc was trippin I was about to say Ne Yo is soft as Silky…velvety…cotton candy laced with angel wings and cloud dust. CLASSIC and SOOOO TRUE!!
-OG
October 24th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Uggh. I was so mad last night. Nas is a legend one of the BEST period. The crowd didn’t even stand for him but they stood for Plies performing Bust it Baby. WTF? Is that the state of hip-hop. Pretty fucking ridiculous.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:55 am
This is all the recap I need. I refuse(d) to watch. Lovin’ the Badu throwback though. Man that was a good album.
October 25th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Glad I missed it! LOL. At least VH1 tries to honor real Hip Hop. F you BET.
October 26th, 2008 at 9:49 am
okayokayokay.
you are officially FIRED for saying anything bad about Common. he is awesomeness.
i didn’t even bother to watch b/c i knew what it would be. sounds like it was all i expected.
can’t believe hey didn’t stand up for nas. people are so wack these days. they’d rather someone fill their brains with lewd, frog-throated nursery rhymes than actual hip hop.
sigh.
my kids won’t be allowed to listen to the radio.
October 26th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I didn’t even bother to watch that ish! I wasn’t going to interrupt Grey’s Anatomy or Life on Mars for that foolywang!
*sigh* these kids can’t appreciate Nas! That is sad!
October 26th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
even tho i didn’t watch the whole thing, i liked the female mc’s that did their thing! made me smile, “i rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs…” lol, i loved it!!
October 27th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Ashy fraggle…hilarious.
October 28th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
What is a DJ Kahled? He’s mighty annoying! He makes me want to harm myself.
…they are going wild for him. Nas performs and you can hear a Roach Shit on a cotton ball
LMFAO! I didn’t even watch the Blackard Awards..but that sho’ was funny.