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Archive for November, 2008
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2008“I’ll never be picture perfect Beyonce Fly like J-Lo
Or singing baby like ‘Shanti I barely comb my hair
Yea that’s on a good day…I don’t care what the hood say
I ain’t street like Keyshia Ain’t never tried to be
And I got soul in my soul But not quite like Mary
Ain’t nothing really R&B about me”
Men don’t [...]
I Think I think: Stingayyy
Monday, November 24th, 2008“I start to think, and then I sink into the paper; like I was ink…
When I’m writing I’m trapped in between the lines…
I escape, when I finish the rhyme.”
This weekend? Feh
No frills…yall dont care no way lol
Almost 2009…you know what that means…
My apartment is WAY better than yours
What happens if you find someone that seems [...]
Your Answers: The Questionz
Friday, November 21st, 2008“In my particular style, I rhyme a while
Then I crack a smile, then I change again
Now say, hypothetically, that I am medically
insane, then why are you still my friend?”
Hey, you asked I’m answerin…I am! Honest and for true!…no…see watch…read…
Buckhead:
Why did Sheree lie and say Kim has a beautiful voice?
The Producers told her to…OR Sheree got [...]
I Like
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
“My dreams are now reality
Each and every time you are here with me”
One of the WORST things about female company? They leave hair in the bathroom…ugh!
Long as hairs on the floor…ewwww
You know what you do? Get to Popeye’s right when they open…the fresh spicy wings? BOY!
Look
What if someone’s sex was so good you couldn’t help [...]
I think I think: Groove M’e’
Monday, November 17th, 2008
“Even if it’s only for awhile
Enjoy this good loving with a smile”
The weekend?
I dunno…interesting
Guess what?
Against what I thought I wanted…and even though I didn’t want it for the longest
Even though I never really cared…AND even though I have a Samsung Instinct…
I bought an iPhone.
wOw why didn’t you guys tell me they were the greatest!?!
…never been [...]
Wait.What: Uh Oh
Saturday, November 15th, 2008
What’s so scary about Spaghettio’s? Why is it so damn “Uh Oh”?
Who’s in trouble?
I’d be all like ….HEY These are mine! I opended the can, heated them up…and now it’s just me and my O’s
So if you dont like it…tough Tit-Tay
Uh Oh…I’ll Punch you in the Mowf!
Wait what?
Honestly…I’ve never eaten them before…but I know people [...]
Shortncurly
Thursday, November 13th, 2008Remember yellowfrontz and H8nonpooh ???
If not…then click and read…DANG!
…anywho.
Well…
Mannnn Aint nothin worse than getting up from your desk, full of “I gotta go” -ness on yo fayce
Get to the rest room (Cuz it aint no dang bathroom when you aint at home) And as soon as you open the door
the smell is like…
I’m like ewwwwwww
Especially [...]
Haylaideez tail mii II
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Again…I love women (we know this) and I dont get into the business of assuming, plus I love how the woman mind works
So I ask…
Hey ladies…
What’s more annoying/tedious to do? Shave the legs or Shave the Hey nanner nanner?
Ever masturbate laying on your stomach?
Ass smack or Hair pull? And what is the feeling of them??
Rank [...]
Single Life
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
“Now I don’t want anybody
To get the wrong idea about me
I don’t have nothing to hide
I want the world to see”
I LOVE That verse
I’m single…so? It’s not all bad…cept when I aint got no hey nanner nanner or DVD/Scrabble/Wii dates
…but what can you do?
wait.
Word?
You eat beets?
I’m stubborn.
Does anyone like man feet and man toes?
…I met [...]
I think I think: Purrrfrumps
Monday, November 10th, 2008
“Girl, I’ve been trying to say, now.
You look so sweet,
And you’re so doggone fine.
I just can’t get you out of my mind.”
Mann this weekend? Feh.
…gotta do better
Fat meat is greasy
Not a lot of questions? eh. Cool.
I want like a woman to dress up like a cheerleader…with no undies on and come cheer for me…okay just [...]
