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Shortncurly
By eclectik | November 13, 2008
Remember yellowfrontz and H8nonpooh ???
If not…then click and read…DANG!
…anywho.
Well…
Mannnn Aint nothin worse than getting up from your desk, full of “I gotta go” -ness on yo fayce
Get to the rest room (Cuz it aint no dang bathroom when you aint at home) And as soon as you open the door
the smell is like…
I’m like ewwwwwww
Especially if my mowf is open, it’s prolly all in there now.
Then you gotta hold your breath and go…and then that one sniff gets in…ewwww
And you know somebody is either sittin in there just grinnin with a big ass ‘I smell like collards and ointment’ toothy ass grin on they face
You should be ashamed of yourself…OR you should be exhumed
Dont bother shakin the handle or stompin yo stankin feet so I wont come into that stall…I dont want no PARTS of that part of the restroom
…aint nowhere to rest no more
I’ma go downstiars and use the other floor’s joint…I’ll leave you to yo pooh pooh heaven.
You know it’s bad when you semll what’s doin While you’re walking down the hall TO the restroom
like that green smoke is coming from under the door with the “come here” finger like the old Scooby Doo cartoon
My nose be like No my brotha, you gots to get yo own
I heard women can be extra trife too…like snaitary napkins all out (used) and poo puddles and stuff
And it be like smellin like
Like damn Cadaver crotch!
I remember walking past the ladies room one day and said: “It smells like a bad date in there”
You know what you never have to worry about ladies?
The urinal!
Mannnnnnnn now when I get a house I’m so gettin one
BUT this is what you women DONT see! Okay, you know how they work right? Right.
But how is it that I go up to one…and it be short and curlies on the damn urinal?
Like what kinda Fluffly ass shag rug men have down there that hair escapes and lands on the urinal?
How close are you getting to the damn thing? Are they makin sweet love to that muhfuka when aint nobody in there
like…you aint supposed to feel the water on yo ballz homeboy
What if women used urinals…they’d put like stirups on there..and you could swing and pee
…be like weeee! (literally)
And people be spending MAD time in there…how do you do that?
I dont want to spend NO time in the public restroom…I dont want to touch anything…I dont want my clothes to touch anything
ewwww
I turn on faucets with the heel of my hand
I open the door with a paper towel
Flush with a knuckle
I’m saying though…how the short and curlies get on the urinal?
OHHHH! And what about when you go to the stalls and it’s short and curlies on the bowl
Was Animal Muppet in this muhfuk?
Or like you go in th stall and there’s “leftovers” in there like…
Ewwwww!
What home-training-less, ingrate ass primate forget to flush or has so much ass-spackle allupenem that a flush or two wont do?
…and hey look back there before you leave!
Anywhoo…
What about anypoo?
What about Poo Poo Cu choo?
What about Pooh Bear?
Or Poo dat peekin in my window?
wait.
What?
K, I’m done
Topics: The Randomness |
November 13th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Ewww @ bathroom smell…almost does not make me want to finish this shake…almost.
No, don’t taint the “No my brotha…” saying, lol.
Oh…woman are beyond trife…some of dem ho’s just down right nastee! I have actually Lysol bathroom cleaner with bleach on blood in our office bathroom…ish was on the floor…just ridiculous…then had a chick send an email to bldg management to come take care of it.
I am done @ short and curlies…maybe I need to come back to this post when I finish the shake…man…
There are chicks that hold conversations in our bathroom, talk on cell phones in the stall…just nastee!
And you know what…there be short and curlies all over our toilets and floor and ish…and I hate it, because I know they always want to blame it on the black chick…ugh!
People are just plain nastee!
November 13th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Ha…that’s soooo funny. I have that look a lot and them white folks and their sulfur be burning up that 4th floor bathroom.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
LOL…”and when you open the door, the smell is like WHAP!” I got me dyin’ laughing!
Cadaver crotch??? OK I’m gonna guess that that is the all-time worst of the worst…ewww!
No actually, the worst is probably “leftovers”! Double, triple ewwww!!!!
November 14th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I can dig it. I use the paper towle to open the door, turn off the water and flush the toilet. And thats only when I cant use my foot to hit that handle
Curly q’s in the urinal. I’ve had the same thoughts, big homie.
dead @ cadaver crotch. loving the batman style sound effect pics. lol
November 14th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Too funny!!
And I dont understand why people hang out in the restroom. Who wants to be in there any longer than they have to??
And I hate when women try to talk to me while they are in the other stall doing their business.
Can you shut the F up and finish. We can have a talk at my desk or anywhere else but here!!
Oh and in the locker room, I have a strict “No Clothes - No Conversation” policy. YOu are not allowed to speak to me until you are clothed. How am I supposed to look at you and concentrate on what you say with all your junk hanging all over the place.
Ok I’m done ranting on your comments.
Funny post.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:48 am
ewwww…this is gross, e!
November 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
“Flush with a knuckle”
INCORRECT
You should be flushing with the heel of your shoe
November 14th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“Short and curlies”….wow! Never heard ‘em described like that before….this is disgusting yet hilarious all at the same time. You are so wrong about the “fish market picture”. LOL!!!!
It floors me how unsanitary some women can be
LMAOOOOO!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
LOL!! Nasty…but hilarious.
November 14th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Just take those travel packs of Clorox wipes and anti-bac gel! Man it allows you to flush and clean the handle for some unthinking smuck.
Plus the anti-bacterial should be used after you leave the bathroom, lots of people be pulling on that door with UNWASHED hands.
I’m just saying…
-OG
November 15th, 2008 at 4:05 am
*smh*
This post is funny & yucky!
“allupenem”?? LOL!
Luv the way you mesh four words into one.
November 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Totally unrelated
Heather Headly is putting out her third album
Don’t you love her? Didn’t one of your recent post say that she should put out another album?