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Fuck The Industry (Signed Sincerly)
By eclectik | November 25, 2008
“I’ll never be picture perfect Beyonce Fly like J-Lo
Or singing baby like ‘Shanti I barely comb my hair
Yea that’s on a good day…I don’t care what the hood say
I ain’t street like Keyshia Ain’t never tried to be
And I got soul in my soul But not quite like Mary
Ain’t nothing really R&B about me”
Men don’t wear parts in their hair anymore
…unless they’re some time of jerkface
A woman has to be really attractive to rock a widows peak…its bad enough women don’t have hairlines
Those are always weird lookin…you know they mean that the woman would outlive her husband
Well guess what? I WERE a boy…and it wasn’t that bad…kinda rocked.
You know what? We got like a Black President and stuff…I bet no matter how good and qualified he was he wouldn’t have been elected if his name were Leroy
…I just couldn’t imagine President Leroy
HOWEVER I think I want summa the new White House Social Secretary!
Thanx Rack!
So I hear the Blackberry Storm is impressive…not as impressive as what me got but its cool…what say you guys? You don’t have it yet?
I’m a little Chilly…no one to warm me up eefer…mannn
What about BBQ Turkey?
That could be taste to the e right?
Pretty much Ariel…that’s all I need
Happiez?
Yes yes yall, yes yes yall it’s electik with the blog and its fresh yall
I’ll tell you why cuz it’s the best yall
From the North south east to the west yall
I just get annoyed then I ignore
Bubble Yum or Hubba Bubba? Hmmmm…
I don’t know…people say all they want but Sheree can SOOO get it off me, that skin and those arms and back…YEP
…too bad I aint got a lump sum
I think this edition of the Yonce media onslaught and CD has really calmed down the fans…kinda realizing she’s lost a little
Look damnit…if Single ladies is NOT Get Me Bodied Pt 2 the Remix then I don’t know what is
…You want Edgy Sasha…talk to Rihanna…want Different…talk to little sis
I don’t like music anymore
Do you need to trim your “area”? Yep you do…it’s all furry
She Bop!
I am worth Tens of dollars!
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
Nestle Crunch bars are usless and kinda nasty…too thin
Take me shoppin…AND buy me somefin
This is what I will say…feel free to disagree…
Noemie Lenoir is one of the most beautiful women in the history of women
Long hair…short hair…No hair…don’t matter THAT’S when you’re beautiful
You know who’s in the top 10 most influential Bloggers?
ME!
The NBA has started…BOY do I not care…so not interesting
Same with NCAA Basketball…wake me up in March…THEN I fux witcha
Mannnn aint no string in dem beans!
No! You know who I wanna fight?
That lead singer guy on the free creditreport.com commercials! I loathe him!
All kinds of Solange on the rotation…and guess what to the else?
NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN AND FRIENDS!
How come women play with men’s minds and emotions? That’s not nice.
This Thanksgiving, if someone reaches for the piece of turkey or Pie you want…shoot them the “NeNe eye”
“Awww yea
Ooh here we go again
People talking shit
But when the shit hits the fan
Everything I’m not
Makes me everything I am”
Topics: The Randomness | 13 Comments »
November 25th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I love Solange too! None of my friends like her music tho. oh well lol
Hey gave you a shout on my blog the other day just to let you know:-)
November 25th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I am LOVING the Rotation tonight! God given name is my joint and the letter to the industry is the truth.
BBQ turkey sounds delicious. When are you cooking us some?
Im gonna practice my NeNe face
“If you dont like its probably because you didnt’ get it …” Tell ‘em Solo! Simple bastards.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
ok…i’m tryna figure out why my comments won’t post from my phone. damn!!!
secondly…you are the king of the randomness, bruh! i can only do it one day a week…you do it errrry day!
now…on to the post
white house secretary is cute! man, you really know how to find some stunnaz
if his name was leroy jackson and he looked like akon…there’s no way he’d be the prez
i’m not a fan of the touch screen. i’ve heard that the storm is sick. i want the bold but it’s not on sprint. hopefully, they’ll get it in a few months
hubba bubba…all day!
noemie lenoir is fine.
i think i’m in the top 10! lmao!!!
is solange still singin?
November 26th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I hear you about this Widow’s Peak thing, but um, women tend to outlive men ANYWAY. Baby girls also survive their first year of life more than Baby boys but take comfort in the fact that it all evens out along the way!
Oh and you blog like you’ve got ADD. Got me feeling all crazy when I’m reading this mess!
November 26th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
If Candidate Leroy was what the people wanted…he woulda been president.
Ooohh you should try to holla. You can get in the White House events and stuff.
He would be the hottest James Bond ever.
She is pretty…umm…who is she?
I must admit, the NBA has been a sleeper. It’ll get better tho. I’m hopeful
Man Nene was ready to lunge after Sheree. LOL
November 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving, E! Hope you had a good one!!
November 29th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
idris elba… of course i’m happy…
and why i know one of them chicks in that pic with claudia
November 29th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
BBQ turkey sounds good.
The Social Secretary looks like LaVeda Alize’ Jenkins. You think she pretty?
The bald chick scares me but I understand that attraction.
LO F’N L @ the NeNe eye!! That face was priceless! I wonder if she looks at her kids like that right before she knocks then upside the head lol. You know she beat her chilruns!
December 1st, 2008 at 8:11 am
always a pleasure, e.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 am
im with run girl
and u “it dont matter beauty is beauty”
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 am
I’m back E! I missed you! Just got my Mac a few hours ago and I’m lovin it!
I don’t like the NBA until April. I LOVE NCAA…GO HEELS!
IF His name was Leroy and looked like ish. We would be saying President Elect McCain!
Idris….yummm
December 4th, 2008 at 1:21 am
So E,
What up? Hope your Holiday was fresh to DEF.
Love me some President Leroy! I would have been right on line just the same voting for him.HeHeHe!
Noemie looked stunning in the VS show. Usher was trying too hard. We already know he can perform and entertain. Hedi and Selita were not bad either.
I hope all is Well and I’m looking forward to some more EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Continue being you! NYC is cold come warm a SiStA up! GiVE It…HeHEHEHe!!!
Peace,
Shi
December 6th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Solange >> Be, in my world. I only purchased Dangerously in Love (which is good, no doubt), but I didn’t even consider anything else Be has put out.
I’m really diggin Solange. She gets no love!
What up E!