Archive for December, 2008
Gr’e'ased Lightning
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
YAY New Years Eve…guess what I’m is gonna do!?!?!
nuffin.
NEW Claudia Jordan show on the Rotation! Topic: The One that got away (Now go listen)
New Jamie Foxx Show too
I got some sunglasses…never wear them…ima start
Guess who is clever? ME!
I’m Strictly Clitly
Alls I know is Ima stay away from these!
Keepin my 3″ to myself
If I [...]
I Think I think: BirdnosenShrimpsex
Monday, December 29th, 2008Hey how was your Xmas?
…you know I dont care.
Come on! How bangin is the Marsha Ambrosius!?
Soundin all good with that bird nose
If you like it and dont have it…here have some
Had me some Egg Nog…with some added ingredients
…see the thing about egg nog is…one that’s a horrible name
It’s all thick and milky ewwww
Seems like [...]
deytoldmiidat
Friday, December 26th, 2008I’ve been told…
My personality is a mixture of:
* Dave Chappelle
* Sean Combs
* Monk
* House
* Seinfeld
* Marcus Graham in Boomerang (Peace to Lady E)
I’m boring
My memory is crazy
I am a big flirt
I’m a homebody
The Dime lines make women wet
I hate people
I am brutally honest
My Shape is…
* Thick
* An Ex Football player
* Medium
* Solid
I’m Quirky
A Neat Freak
My [...]
I think I think: Just like ‘e’
Monday, December 22nd, 2008
“Ohh, we were so the same
I don´t know why I can´t see it baby
And it ain´t a point to feeling blue
you´re just like “e” and I´m just like you”
Got the new Jamie Foxx joint? No matter
Peep the first track off the rotation…
Jamie and Raheem DeVaughn doing a Q and A and playing tracks off the [...]
The What!?
Friday, December 19th, 2008“No question, I be comin down and shit
Yo I gets rugged as a motherfuckin carpet get
And niggaz love it, not in the physical form but in the mental
I spark and they cells get warm”
What…
Woman in my top 10 shouldnt be in my top 10?
Woman should be in my top 10?
Dime lines was the best?
Female blogger [...]
No Clue
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008“You don’t even have a clue
How much i’m really feeling you
I put the whole world in your hands
But I need for you to understand”
WHY is it when I tell people I’m single they dont believe me??
Hard to gauge what you guys like about my blog or what you like to read
I use to murder red [...]
I Think I think: Beeker Biscuits
Monday, December 15th, 2008
“Tell me what You need
‘Cause baby I’ll supply all your needs
If You could drive stick shift
Let me get safe and buckle up, so You can speed”
I need a woman that knows exactly what dance to do when I say
‘Give it here…don’t say nothing…give here…don’t hold back now…’
The Foxx show in Vegas is hilarious…damn they go [...]
equiz
Thursday, December 11th, 2008
I’ve been typing enoughh bull about me…no?
Lemme see, any idea to the answers of these?
Who would I rather have:
Elise Neal or Jill Jones?
Melyssa Ford or Kenya Moore?
Sanaa Lathan or Eva Mendes?
What movie would I rather watch: Love Jones or Brown Sugar?
How would I rank Eating, Sex, Sleeping, Shopping, and Football 1-5?
Better for me: IM or [...]
Catch of the day
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008“I’m the catch of the day
Your dessert, your meal, your drink
You can find it all in me
I’ll fill you up for free
If your heart is hungry
You can place your order here with me”
That’s why you look like Q*Bert
No woman hold the door for me dang I wanna go thru too
I be all buying baby wipes [...]
I think I Think: Let e serve you up
Monday, December 8th, 2008
“Welcome, can I help you
Take a minute to read the menu
If you’re looking for a man
If you’re looking for a friend
If you’re looking for someone to talk to
Take your time bout taking your order
I can appetize ya or main course ya”
I’m thirsty…you thirsty?
I love me some TV
Clipping toenails is such a chore…ugh
I’d rather naked belly [...]
