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By eclectik | April 13, 2009
Oh stop it…the first song and it’s lyrics is PURE coincidence 
I had a pretty good weekend…had me a Wii Showdown
Had some Pizza
Had some Adult Beverages
No shopping though…damnit
Watched a couple of shows on TV
wOw @ CT on the RW/RR Challenge…he POPPED that guy
and Oooo Wiiii do I want somma that Brittini
Speaking of getting Popped…Spencer DECKED the hell out of dude on The Hills
…that’s ALWAYS been that dude to me, and this time he was right…the guy texting his EX some mess for no reason is Hater to the Highest of Hatestivity
Dollhouse was good…Terminator was REAL good
Running in Heels is hilarious and catty
Life was VERY good
24 and Lost are the two best shows on TV
Pretty is pretty and very few women are classically unadultreatedly pretty CASSIE is one of them
When you can do this to your hair and still be the Pretty…THAT’S when you look it.
So here’s a question….
Who comes up with Meat names?
Not to mention who decided WHAT parts of the animal to eat…HOW to prepare it…WHEN it’s safe
But…I mean…Salami? Bratwurst? Bologna?
Steak? And what’s with Hamburger? Is it Ham in it? And who came up with Burger?
And why is Turkey such a fukin stalker?
Turkey Bacon…Turkey Burger…Get your own damn identity…next thing you know Turkey go have a MySpace page and call themselves eclectik-relaxation.
For whatever reason I look forward to cleaning up my place
Insects are THE worst
Again, I know some people hate…and that happens mostly when an attractive woman is involved but I was watching Spring Bling and damnit that Roscsi is THE seck-C
What opinion do you guys have of me, so someone that reads my blog was all like…”So why don’t you believe in God?”
I’m like Wha?! Who said that??? They said…”well you ask a lot of questions”
Well I have a lot of questions…some things don’t make sense so I ask those that may be in the know
…I do have an Atheist friend but that’s his thing
How could you NOT believe?
It’s either Evolution, God or other…Evolution is dumb and no one has come up with Other, so Im rollin with the G!
Time is coming closer…I’m THINKING July 4, but I might not make it that long
Got on my Rolex today…Im fancy
So I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ma be Single till I settle; I came up with that…if I could write it would SO be the title of my book
I like when I find $20 in my pocket
Wonder what Asian woman sex is like…
I make some mean wings homie
Listen, I bought these shoes for $340 I’m wearing them every chance I get
There is NO WAY I’m going to be able to control myself when the G.I. Joe movie comes out
THIS is what I said…
So you’re at work…you’re an “associate” you make a decent wage…you do your job
YOUR supervisor reports to the General Manger.
Your Supervisor comes in and tells you that you are getting a promotion, you get:
The same wage as the General Manager
The same responsibilities as the General Manger
The same benefits and perks as the General Manger
Your Supervisor reports to you
BUT
You’re still an “associate” and they don’t want to call you a “General Manger”
Do you quit? Do you get mad? Do you DEMAND the title? Do you threaten to find a new job?
HELLLLLLLLLL no you don’t…why?
Cuz that title don’t mean…
Topics: I think I think | 7 Comments »
April 13th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Dollhouse is good!!
Title is nothing as long as the paper’s correct (sorta like your, man/woman relationship title thingy) lol
I joined your message board, COOL! Lots of questions, lol
April 14th, 2009 at 10:24 am
definitely feel you on the last point…at the end of the day its the responsiblities and that $ that matters especially in THIS job market and economy you betta hold on…HELLO!
never thought you didn’t believe in GOD just not necessarily “religion” that was my impression…its good to ask questions that’s what someone who wants to know something SHOULD be doing…
not a Cassie fan, but she is rocking the hell out of that cut…i luvs it!
April 14th, 2009 at 11:15 am
my weekend was the bomb
where should i start
parties were raining everywhere
food,food,food.
the Gi joe cant wait….
April 14th, 2009 at 11:23 am
I like the paintings you keep digging up! They are all a similar style, so if they are from the same artist you should him some play . . . unless its a legal thing? (and I’m saying him, cause . . . hello!)
Who even watched Tennis before the William sisters anyway. I love the way all these white tennis chicks were hatting hard when the sisters were both dominating some years back.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I think Cassie is cute as shit, but don’t see any real reason for her to lop off her hair like that. It looks jive daft to me. Hope she donated that half-her-hair to Locks of Love or something. Otherwise, what a waste.
LOL @ turkey being a stalker…
April 14th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
you know when it comes to titles, i usually agree with you E… so i wont even comment on that.. all i gotta say is… YES… GI JOE looks BALLER!!!!
April 14th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Ditto on saying “DAMN!!!” to both Spencer and CT clocking those dudes in their heads!!! My mouth is still agape!
You had me going for a second there with the whole job promotion story till I saw where you were going…very wise and sneaky Mr. E but point well taken!