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By eclectik | April 15, 2009
I get annoyed easy, but I also have fun very easily
Music is HORRIBLE!!!! I don’t understand how people can sit and listen to this stuff
…legs is stankin, Bootie is doin stuff…windows is bust out
Id rather be called boyfriend than listen to Lil Wayne 
I’ma google you…come here
I would MELT if I could encounter some lips like these…
The Brave New Voices show on HBO isn’t 1/2 bad…I could do without the back stories and these “deep” teenagers but, I likey.
…would rather have another season of Def Poets instead though.
The Jill Scott show on HBO? TERRIBLE
…the accents alone make you want to kick a kitten into highway traffic.
I hate when people end emails with “Thanks”
…I aint say I was gon do what you asked…and no, no thanks for reading it…I didn’t want this email…jerky
If I had super Powers Im not sure Id save and help people…depends on the powers I had
I aint wearin no tights though (I got too much ass)
YO! Harlem heights…why is Pierre SO wack? So now he’s liking Pinky?
Briana looks 68
Brooke keeps the men thirsty and ALL the women hatin
How could ANYONE like Brandon on College Hill? What a puss.
Biggest Puss? Que. on MTB4
Guess who smashed the homie?
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove them and leeeave them!!!!
THAT’S what I usta dewwww
Uuuuuuuuuuse and Ahbuuused demmm
THEN eyelayediz on ewe….
Goat cheese…yo mammy likes Goat cheese
Oh wait…you think I care?…nah.
I really want a Waffle maker…but I know I aint gon use it
Look at my Polo shirt…its heather gray and nice
Im not fat…I’m thick…solid…these types of guy are NOT in style
Go to the restroom, your T-Zone is dry
Out of all the Gummi candies…Gummi bears are prolly the worst somehow…hmmm
Hey Gee Gee email me, I need a favor
Is it okay for men to wear strawberry chapstick?
You know what movie I really like? Fever Pitch
This is Jay Z
Pretty Stylish and happy …a man about town
This is MARRIED Jay Z
Alls Im sayin. lol
NOW Im tired
K. bye.
Topics: The Randomness | 12 Comments »
April 15th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
you got me with the THANKS! I do that all the time LMAO!!!!
hollaaaaaa
thanks!
April 16th, 2009 at 4:53 am
Jay Z looks good in his own way.. I use thanks in every email maybe when and if i ever send you one i will remember not to say thanks
Thanks
April 16th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Thick dudes are ALWAYS in style. Who told you different?
April 16th, 2009 at 11:24 am
LOL Please stick to plain Chapstick! If you wear strawberry you will look like you have on gloss. LOL
If you get the Cuisinart waffle maker, you’ll use it everyday!!! I promise you that!
April 16th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Id rather be called boyfriend than listen to Lil Wayne
– hilarious…
I use thanks a lot!!!
That Polo shirt is HOT!
April 16th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Jay Z still has swag, even married
Those lips only look like that cause she got on a hellava loat of gloss lol
April 16th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
When I end an email with thanks…that’s my assumption that you will do whatever it is that I asked you to do.
My sister thinks that Brooke is a bitch…which is interesting because she kinda reminds me of me.
Goat cheese is the bizomb!
I mean…if the only chapstick you have is strawberry…I recalled my daddy using the cherry chapstick back in the day…moisturize them thangs.
Leave Jigga alone…he’s still sexy to me.
April 16th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I never had goat cheese…sounds yucky!
I see Rolling Stone worked some photoshop miracles on Jay Z’s face because c’lawd he don’t really look that decent.
(.. I wonder if rappers be gettin botox and stuff… just a thought)
i’ll take my waffles with sugar and butter please and thanks.
Que is definitely the biggest puss.
that show with jill scott sucks infected turtle balls!
-and why you postin my lips on the blog e? lol
April 17th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Lmao @ u! Boyyyeeee u iz a fool!
I’ve noticed how nappy Jay’s hair has been since he got married. B shouldn’t let him walk around lookin like that. You’re ’sposed to look bummy BEFORE you get married! LoL
April 17th, 2009 at 11:01 am
you don’t like Jilly’s new show…i actually do…i find it entertaining…
jay z has always had a swag to me…but that’s just me…
thick men are in style all about how one carries himself…
and finally NO you cannot where strawberry chap stick…
April 17th, 2009 at 11:50 am
lol @ this is Jay Z married. Hilarious!
April 17th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Gummy bears are good.
Waffles are good, but I wouldn’t get a waffle iron either because I’d never use it.
Lol, how you going to compare a cover photo shoot to a candid pic of Jay? He chillin’, he ain’t gotta worry about looking good until his next album comes out.