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By eclectik | April 19, 2009
Anyone that’s read 1/16 of my blog or been on the message board knows I’m a bit different be it
What attracts me to women
My Eating habits
My Memory
The way I look and analyze things
…I’m a little (lot) different.
THIS particular post….these are things that make me real extra.
*ahem*
Things that skeeve me out
Coin Returns in vending machines.
Makes my skin crawl when I get something out the vending machine and have to reach my pristine index finger into that coin slot/return to get my change
Yick! Money is already disgusting (itself…not to own it 
) but then I have to reach into that dark dunnowhatsbeeninthere hole and get my 15 cents
I’ve been known to leave my money in there and push.
Elevator Buttons
Maybe it’s just public ish…but every time I encounter an elevator I press the buttons with something else
Wallet corner
Key
Pen/Sharpie
When I have to actually touch it myself, I always use my knuckle….just don’t wanna touch that button.
Crumbs
OH! Even back when I was little crumbs just ewww’d me out, like when you eat cereal and you get to the end of the box and you start to get the crumbs…I don’t want to eat it
Start pouring out powder…even as I type this my mouth is tightening up.
That’s the other reason I like chewy cookies, I hated how Chips Ahoy! Crumbed up and crumbled
Same thing with crackers
NOW here’s why I’m Car-raze-E
When I have a bag of chips or Doritos? You know how I ALWAYS eat them?
I open a corner of the bag like a spout, and CRUSH everything in the bag and pour it in my mouth
(Yes thus creating crumbs)…don’t ask. Okay I’ll tell.
The reason is I don’t want to touch the chips and Doritos and cheetos etc and get the grease/salt/yellow dust on my fingers.
e relaxation…and the ‘e’ stands for ‘extra’ lol
Food left unopened
People just cook ish, bake ish or whatever and leave it out like it’s supposed to breathe
…walk buy grab a piece or slice and keep it movin…that’s so damn nasty.
Even if I have a juice if I take a sip I have to put the top right back on it until I’m ready for another sip
If I’m eating something and have to get up for anything I cover it with a paper towel (completely) till I come back
At work (for whatever dumb reason) they have cakes for people’s birthdays for the month right?
I come to work earlier than anyone when I come in the same cake is on the table NO top no box…just chillin
Aint no tellin if the custodians done came in and dipped they balls in the frosting, sprayed it with Lysol or what
But never fail the next day…someone is eatin a piece for breakfast or lunch..that ish be there least 2-3 days
Same with the office donuts and bagels…Nasty McDasties
Doorknobs
I gotta use them.
NO, I don’t use my shirt or nothing to open them but it does skeeve me out when I have to use on and I actually think about it.
I DO wash my hands in the rest room and take the paper towel to open doors till I get to my desk
Faucets
Maybe its just me but Faucets HAS to be nasty…your hands are dirty when you touch them because you’re touching them to clean your hands!
I always turn on faucets with my fists (Like a back slap or a pound)
Same thing with the Hand sanitizer…isn’t the bottle prolly the nastiest thing in the office
Other people’s mouse and keyboards
What’s worse than having to use someone else’s computer?
Not only are their settings and desktop etc set up dumb and stupid (because other people are dumb and stupid)
But do you ever look at their stuff?
All kind of crumbs and dust in the creases of the mouse…buttons all sticky…wheel dont roll/scroll like it should.
And the KEYBOARD! All types of food in between the keys…whole-ass meal in them shits
Topics: The Randomness | 18 Comments »
July 5th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Nice to see someone that is willing to admit he’s different…
You are not alone…If I don’t have to touch it with my own hands I don’t! And if I do, I too use a knuckle.
OH! Even back when I was little crumbs just ewww’d me out, like when you eat cereal and you get to the end of the box and you start to get the crumbs…I don’t want to eat it
-Once the cereal box is half empty it is pretty much a done deal…to the garbage it goes. This is why I don’t eat cereal.
I am with you on the chewy cookies…actually I don’t eat store bought cookies period.
Ok…now the way you eat a bag of chips is very different…but I knew it was because you did not want the cheese “dust” on your fingers. Lol
I don’t like open food or drink myself. Lol
Aint no tellin if the custodians done came in and dipped they balls in the frosting, sprayed it with Lysol or what
-LMAO! And you’re right…sometimes I leave out food just to see if someone will eat it.
I DO wash my hands in the rest room and take the paper towel to open doors till I get to my desk
-I do this too, but sometimes I think…”Now I am holding a contaminated paper towel in my hand, and I feel the need to wash my hands again”. *sigh*
Same thing with the Hand sanitizer…isn’t the bottle prolly the nastiest thing in the office
-You can’t get me to use this stuff unless there is no soap and water around.
Other people’s mouse and keyboards
-I refuse to use someone else’s keyboard and mouse, unless I am able to clean it first…but why do I want to clean someone else’s dirt…my dirt is bad enough. Yuck!
I did not find any of this too extra…maybe that’s because I’m just as extra…
July 5th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Dorito crumbs are good on a salad (hood croutons)
July 5th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
OMG!!! ROFLMAO @ the dorito’s! Everything else… I could understand… but you threw me for a loop with the Dorito’s!
Yes! You are Car-raze-E
(still LOL)
July 5th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
LOL!! You are not different you just don’t want no cooties!! The vending machines, the faucet, mouse & keyboards, doorknobs to some places, touching certain public things…..All I have to say is at my desk, purse, and in my youngest child’s baby bag: Purell ….Purell…..Purell….!! I know it’s not exactly the most perfect thing but I use it for that…….. (said like the Orbitz gum lady) “good clean feeling…no matter wot!”
July 5th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Too funny – my former co-worker’s keyboard, mouse, screen, paperwork, face and hair was always greasy [grease stains on her shirt too]- everyday SHAPE-that’s what I called her; would buy lunchmeat and eat it right out the pack. B/c I didn’t have my own office I had to use hers – I hated it. She had the nerve to ask me to go the store for her, for lunchmeat [ham]- I told her I don’t go to the store for people – I couldn’t think of anything to say.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
LMAO!
I’m right with you on the keyboard/mouse thing and the “Food Unopened”
I cover everything! lol….Nasty McDasties. The chip eating was the only “different” thing.
It seems like if I come on here everyday it is the SAME blog entry. If I read it once a week it’s like 10 new ones! I’ll catch up at work in the morning. This blog is one of my favorites.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
lol….reminds me of “Monk”. I agree about doorknobs and faucets. I never thought about the keyboards….plenty of germs there for sure.
July 6th, 2007 at 8:19 am
LMBAO!!! You are the black Monk!!!!!!!!
Some of the things you mentioned are things a lot of people do, but somehow hearing it all at once truly does make you sound real EXXXXTRA!!!!
July 6th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Yeah…feel u on all that. Im happy they finally came out with portable lysol, for ppl who hover around me all damn day…The office is prolly the worst when it comes to germs and nasty ppl…@ least where I work! I dont think you’re crazy for being a affraid of germs…other things, but not that!
July 6th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
lol…..you are really extra…extra funny!!!! I am so with you on the work cake (birthday/baby shower/i quit/any reason to have one) and I really cannot get down with community food. Even at cookouts or party functions it’s something about community food and everyone’s breathing all over that stuff that makes me pause.
You are not different you are the way we like you…..
Peace…
July 6th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
compulsive much? LOL
July 6th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
You probably watch Monk and nod in approval don’t you lol!!!
A freakin mess!!! lol.
July 6th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Very much @ prissy. Duuude! you’re tttotaly paranoid! I agree with you on the cake situation though & using a paper towel to turn of the fawcet & open the door after leaving a bathroom….I do that too.
July 7th, 2007 at 1:30 am
ITs clear…This clears it up…Why you are single. NO more question.
July 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Not Jaded
July 14th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Lol, you are crazy.
I hate when people leave food uncovered, too. The people at my school are always leaving cakes and cookies out in the open in the teacher’s lounge. I don’t ever touch it, no matter how hungry I am.
I don’t mind usinmg other people’s computers, though. Probably ‘cuz I have crumbs all up in my keyboard, too. I always eat around my computer.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
LOL! Good ass post…
I think there are more people like you than you think.
March 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
The reason is I don’t want to touch the chips and Doritos and cheetos etc and get the grease/salt/yellow dust on my fingers.
-Ur a mess. But crunching them up? That’s no fun. I like to dig through the bag and find the one with the most ORANGE dust LoL on it. Not yellow E. Orange…
People just cook ish, bake ish or whatever and leave it out like it’s supposed to breathe…
-OMG my parents and brothers do that mess. So NASTY!!!!
Ewww I hate all of the above. My most hated thing is shaking someones hand. Specially white people their hands are always moist and gummy feeling. Like they had a sweat gland attack in their little slimey palms.