Do I do
Do I do: Arsenio
Thursday, January 15th, 2009“When I see you on the street
My whole body gets weak
When you’re standing in a crowd
Your love talks to me so loud
Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you”
Do you?????
Want to run the microwave with nothing in it just because?
Hear people laughing and being happy and it makes you [...]
Do I Do: Stupider
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
Do you?
Ever want to just go up to someone and be like: “Stop! Collaborate and listen”?
Smell like cocoa?
Got a dope ass blog?
Want to just lay on the couch and listen to the rotation all day?
Hate havin to clip your toenails?
Think that people are stupid?
Wonder where the hell the “d” in the shortening for “Refrigerator” came [...]
Do I Do: Skittlepeltin
Thursday, March 20th, 2008NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN SHOW (Oral Sex Show Part 2) Is up!
Do you!?!?!…..
Want to shoulder tackle your boss while he’s giving a presentation
Check the mirror often so to make sure you don’t have dry skin on your nose
Wonder why Jimmy cracked the corn
Wonder why anyone should care that Jimmy did it
Hate when people press the elevator [...]
Do I Do: The Hell
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Do you…
Always end up in the ‘friend zone’ no matter what?
Find that its hard to leave the liquor store without spending round $50?
Do you like the song lyrics that I switch up in the beginning of the Monday posts?
Think it’s impressive and overlooked that Jamie Fox has a Grammy and a Oscar?
Love potato Chips
Wonder why [...]
Do I do (ii)
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007
Do you?
Fake like you’re taking bill collector numbers down (complete with pause and repeat numbers)
And actually do the hand gestures like you’re writing…like they can see you?
Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean?
Want to smack fire out of people that cough or sneeze without covering [...]
Do I do: Fried Green
Thursday, June 21st, 2007Do you?
Find that the WRONG people be trying to ‘get at you’ on the internet?
Remember when we stupidly tried to say The KKK stood for “Kool Kolored Kids”
Think that The Body Shop is Killin Bath and Body Works?
Wonder why there are no cool daytime black male talk show hosts?
Think the message board has more potential [...]
Do I Do: Batter Dipped
Thursday, May 24th, 2007
Do you?
Think that there’s cameras in the bathrooms sometimes?
Want to go upside a co workers head with one of those metal staplers?
Wonder how you’re always the brokest on Pay Day?
Do the Kid n Play Kick step with inanimate objects?
Think Waffles kick Pancakes ass?
Wonder why you have over 50, 100, 200 Myspace friends but only talk [...]
Do I do III
Friday, March 2nd, 2007Do you?
Think it’s that BULL that a woman spends damn near $200 to get their hair done?
….and by the next week it looks like whatever-dog?
Hate missing the previews at the movies?
enjoy drnking (fluids) more than eating?
Think Oral is just a part of sex instead of a specail gift?
Want the Saints in the Superbowl?
Think bluetooth headsets are [...]
Do I do
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006Do you?
Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they’d trip and fall sometimes?
Have a special place to hide your porn?
See everything you want when you have NO money?
Only give compliments when someone deserves them?
Laugh at women wearing the low rise Jeans and that muffin fat that sticks out the top?
Think that Dreads [...]
