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Wednesday, February 4th, 2009”
On my blog…you know?
That’s where you come to read “e”
Rotation’s bangin and my blog is Flyyyyy”
I can’t stand when…
People take too long to order at fast food places
In the drive thru…go inside…
“May I take your order?”
Pause.
HEY! The menu aint changed fucktard
Gay Rights
…why is gay? Gay?
Leave these people alone…why in the world would people want to [...]
I can’t stand: More @ 11
Thursday, September 18th, 2008
You know what I can’t stand?
The News
First off I dont like the new cuz it’s annoying and I dont care…esp since I’m not from this area and I can’t relate
BUT I cannot stand the “You may love your Orange Juice…but more than your own life?? …We’ll have the story at 11″
Wait. What?
Or
“Waking up in the [...]
I can’t stand women part 2
Friday, September 12th, 2008
I can’t stand women…
That don’t subscribe and comment on my blogs
That don’t like to shop
With no fashion sense
That don’t keep a clean house
That don’t shave their legs
That don’t shave that either
With no tongue skills
That think all men are the same
That treat all men the same
That don’t text message
Are club regulars
Are Bar hoppers
That Drink more than [...]
What I can’t Stand: Long Pause
Saturday, February 16th, 2008Things I cannot stand:
Every damn commercial with a young black dude…he gotta be dancin
Grown people that whine and complanin
…shut up damn, it’s gonna be alright…not that serious; and if it is do something about it.
Fake friends
Pillow cases that’s too tight
…that’s why I always get King size ish…looks hotter
Those damn pop ups that scroll across the [...]
I can’t stand: Shutyertrapp
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008
Things, I cannot stand;
I can’t stand….
The validation letters you have to type in that’s all smooshed together
…damnit! Fkin “rn” lookin like a “m” UGH!
Catty women that go on to say “See THIS is why I cant be friends with women”
…umm cuz you just told all of their business, still owe them money and they want [...]
I can’t stand: All Caps
Saturday, January 5th, 2008
can’t stand…
People that laugh after every word when they talk
People that drive RIGHT next to me
People that walk past me on the escalator
People that ask “Can I ask you a question?”
People that say “Good Morning” when I barely talk to them in the first place
People at work that ask “How was your weekend?”
People that talk [...]
I cant stand: ovacooked
Thursday, October 18th, 2007Erasers on pencils that don’t erase
I be all writing in pencil and get ready to erase and get mad smudge son! Eraser be new and ish…now it look like word poo
Overcooked pepperoni
One reason I don’t like to order pizza, it’s always a crapshoot…you get your pizza and the pepperonis are all burnt and curled up [...]
I cant Stand: Jean Bleed
Thursday, September 13th, 2007You know what I can’t stand….?
Fake Twang
When people that are not from the south speak like it…it’s an accent it’s normal for some people; stop it you sound dumb it’s not organic for you.
People Holding My cups/drinks under their palm
My #1 Pet peeve of all time! When you get some fast food or something to [...]
What I cant stand 2
Friday, May 11th, 2007What I can’t stand:
When I’m driving behind somebody and they wont/don’t move over and you move around them and after you get in front of them…they move over
…F’n Fuk face! Shoulda got your punk ass over there in the first place…I swear if I didnt like my automobile I’d sideswipe your whole life away!
When F’n [...]
What I can’t stand…
Friday, May 11th, 2007
When I’m eating lunch or anything at work and someone feels compelled to:
Stop and ask what I’m eating
Why? You can’t have any, and stop talking to me, I’m eating…hump.
Stop and comment on what I’m eating like ‘mmmmm that looks good’
that’s great you admire my Burger, now what would look better is if you got your [...]
