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Tuesday, November 25th, 2008“I’ll never be picture perfect Beyonce Fly like J-Lo
Or singing baby like ‘Shanti I barely comb my hair
Yea that’s on a good day…I don’t care what the hood say
I ain’t street like Keyshia Ain’t never tried to be
And I got soul in my soul But not quite like Mary
Ain’t nothing really R&B about me”
Men don’t […]
I Like
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
“My dreams are now reality
Each and every time you are here with me”
One of the WORST things about female company? They leave hair in the bathroom…ugh!
Long as hairs on the floor…ewwww
You know what you do? Get to Popeye’s right when they open…the fresh spicy wings? BOY!
Look
What if someone’s sex was so good you couldn’t help […]
Shortncurly
Thursday, November 13th, 2008Remember yellowfrontz and H8nonpooh ???
If not…then click and read…DANG!
…anywho.
Well…
Mannnn Aint nothin worse than getting up from your desk, full of “I gotta go” -ness on yo fayce
Get to the rest room (Cuz it aint no dang bathroom when you aint at home) And as soon as you open the door
the smell is like…
I’m like ewwwwwww
Especially […]
Haylaideez tail mii II
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Again…I love women (we know this) and I dont get into the business of assuming, plus I love how the woman mind works
So I ask…
Hey ladies…
What’s more annoying/tedious to do? Shave the legs or Shave the Hey nanner nanner?
Ever masturbate laying on your stomach?
Ass smack or Hair pull? And what is the feeling of them??
Rank […]
Single Life
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
“Now I don’t want anybody
To get the wrong idea about me
I don’t have nothing to hide
I want the world to see”
I LOVE That verse
I’m single…so? It’s not all bad…cept when I aint got no hey nanner nanner or DVD/Scrabble/Wii dates
…but what can you do?
wait.
Word?
You eat beets?
I’m stubborn.
Does anyone like man feet and man toes?
…I met […]
embrasser avec la langue
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
U don’t have 2 be beautiful
2 turn ‘e’ on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
Who came up with Kissing?
Why is THAT the universal sign of showing affection or what the hell ever?
Pressin your stupid lips up against someone elses stupid lips
What does it do though?
There’s a lotta nerve endings in the lips but […]
Free
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008So I get up this morning and I’m all like…Why is Will smith on the cover of all these newspapers?
I should SO get props for my Prince song choices.
Okay damnit…here’s the annoying thing about people and President ‘Rack
(That’s right…President ‘Rack..pro-nounced “Rahk” don’t bite)
Alls I’m sayin is I want a Obama Prize…you dont go to Burger […]
Emancipation
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
“Ever since I was a little baby
I had 2 have double everything
When they tell me that’s enough
That’s when I wanna fill my cup”
Prince’s “Black MF in the house” ??? I’m so cleva.
EVERY blog gon be talkin bout some YAY we won…and Go Bama
I’m all happy for Oh Bammer too, that’s my homeboy…you know though since […]
So what cha sayin?
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008“Now party people it’s time for the exquisite
No knock knock who that, who’s there, or who is it”
They should make watches with little percolator icons on them, so you’ll know exactly when it’s time
All that Chocolate coated ice cream, loaded big and thick no room for a stick…
None of the people I really ant live […]
Times A Wastin (BET Hip Hop Awards)
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
“Livin in a world that’s oh so fast
Gotta make your money last
Learn from the past, oh”
Happy Ignant Awards day!
Okay…I’ma try.
My.
T.I is horrible.
I will never like Ludacrisp. The jacking of Redman’s style is unacceptable.
My thoughts are coming clear already…BET Hip Hop Awards…No Hip Hop to be found
…rakim hit the stage and walked off.
indeed.
Hey there’s a guy […]
